Is your car a he or a she?

Dude-look-like-a-lay-deee! "it" is right w/ that description. Oh, my ride is female all the way.

 

mine's a fat *****

 

cost's money and raises my blood pressure- must be female..........

 

I call mine Cinderella. There's a story behind it.

 

mines a piece of ****,,can a piece of **** have a gender?

 

Um...

 

She's a *****.

 

My parents 27 is defanitly a male. It has some huge nuts. Pics lata haha

 

Another *****. Thats how it acted when putting it together.

 

Now , son, you got me laughin'....

Somebody asked me what it is like driving a '61 full size with a lowered stock suspension and I said, "It's like dancin' with a big gal. You're nudging her around, but she's doing most of the leading."

So she's my Big Gal and I love her.

 

"Is your car a he or a she?"

Uhhh...., no.

 

My kids call my car "the turd" - not sure if they mean male or female. But I can tell you, I can be heard calling it "you *****" or "you f----- ****" when I'm working on it so you decide !!!!

 

Holy ****.

Is this still going on!?!?!?!?

JH

 

Not sure?....but it don't wear a bra.

 

I hope its a gal cuz it keeps f**kin me

 

ALL women, because they all cost me money, made me cry, and broke my heart! Old effie is my number on gal, all the others get jealous when I spend money on her and not them.

 

My "Baby Blue" is a girl

and my daily driven truck is DEFIANTLY Female

Because

On those cold winter mornings when I really need her

she just won't turn over!






.

 

X2

Also a 'the'. The touring, the 49.

 

My old 1 ton was named Edna after the song if anyone remembers it....whip me beat me call me edna. The truck was beat to death and just kept going. My present truck is 'Red' mainly because of the color and my wife named her Durango Dwayne because it 'dwaynes her pocket book at fillup time lol

 

A wise man on a different thread posted once that all his cars were female because you don't ride a guy you ride a chick.

My cars are cars but every once in a while I have a weird urge to plop cat ears and wiskers on my rides and have the horn go "meow".

Most of my cars are named after what color it is. Pretty gender neutral.

 

A truck is a male, cause you can lay the ladies in the bed...

 

It's an it...

 

phartman,

Now you got me thinkin?? What will happen if I jump from my 61 right into the 40 coupe(when its done) Hell...I may need a condom. I can agree with you, she's a smooth driver...Just look at that big ****.

Murph

 

My car's nickname is, "BUC," which stands for, "Big Ugly Car."

I gave my car a male nickname as a joke so that my wife wouldn't get jealous when I spent time working on it. The funniest part is that it actually seems to be working.

 

i dont understand..............

 

Is this still happening?