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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Zeke Fishburn, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. bobss396
    Joined: Aug 27, 2008
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    Curb feelers are a nice touch as well.

    Bob
     
  2. pasadenahotrod
    Joined: Feb 13, 2007
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    pasadenahotrod
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    from Texas

    What the heck are "*** lights"?
    And I'm sure they have the hula girl in the back window or the cat with the blinking eyes for turn signal.
     
  3. Didn't have the hula girl, but had a frankenstein in the back window of my 55 with hands that lit up with turn signals, and both popped up with the brakes
     
  4. Lone Star Mopar
    Joined: Nov 2, 2005
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    I think this thread makes you more of a TOOL than fuzzy dice, blue dots, **** tails or anything else. Thanks for wasting our time!!
     
  5. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
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    from California

    fuzzy dice, blue dots, fake spots, I got 'em all. I'm so lost in the 50's I even wear a poodle skirt and saddle shoes to all the events.
     
  6. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
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    40Standard
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    from Indy

    I like blue dots, but what's the deal on the scrotum hanging from the rear of your car?
     
  7. "Whitey Ford" 62 Uni
    Joined: Mar 5, 2008
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    "Whitey Ford" 62 Uni
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    from Tampa, FL

    I got em too....At night they look really cool. WHen I bought it they were already on and I just thought it was still cool to be honest. I had no idea this was "on the fence" of being cool....or tool.


    [​IMG]
     
  8. "Whitey Ford" 62 Uni
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    "Whitey Ford" 62 Uni
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    from Tampa, FL

    damn that crack in the bed is horrible. Someone before me had something in the back and turned real quick and bam from the inside. its not a show truck...its a truck.
     
  9. 66Newport
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    You got any pictures of that? Don't think I have ever seen or heard of one of these.
     
  10. turdchazer
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    turdchazer
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    from Spokane

    I must whole heartedly disagree on the bare foot gas peddle, those kick *** and always will. I will always ***ociate those with a fast car or pimpin econoline van , and not gold chainers.
     
  11. Vorhese
    Joined: May 26, 2004
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    My red dots were missing, so I jimmy'd some blue dots instead. I didn't realize they had to be gl***, especially since my lenses are plastic. subtract cool points
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Newport. sorry no pics. It's a shame cause I always thought he was kinda cool. had bolts in his neck, and a big scar on his face. I also got a dracula for the wifes car that did the same things. he had a cool cape.:)
    I bought them in a store in new england in the 70's. have never seen any before, or since.
     
  13. Ditto! :p
     
  14. oilcangarage
    Joined: Feb 3, 2010
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    from N. Spokane

    Hey Turdman
    I hear you were a regular pimp in your windowless Econoline van, cruisin your old Jr high and showing off your footy pedals to the kids who had not learned yet to run away from STRANGER DANGER!!!

    PS... dried dead animal parts always are 'stylin' on a proper cruiser
     
  15. swade41
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    from Buffalo,NY

    What about the Mirror Muff ????? Don't tell me ya forgot about the mirror muff
     
  16. Piston Farmer
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    No fuzzy dice on my ride, just my dogs old collar. She was the best driving companion and if it makes me a tool to have that on my rear view you guys can kiss my ***
     
  17. Stevie Nash
    Joined: Oct 24, 2007
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    Hey, I had a surfer foot on my VW Bus in high school!!! :cool: IN HIGH SCHOOL...
     
  18. von Dyck
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    Saw a '59 Olds 4 door driving around St. Catharines, Ontario in 1968 with 8 labels-peeled soup cans screwed in two rows of four onto the hood! Yes, he also had the dingle balls and the garter hanging from the rearview mirror.
     
  19. wbrw32
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    you guys forgot about the Baseball cap visors on the headlights,the Buick portholes on the fenders and white mud flaps with red reflectors.
     
  20. Doesn't sound out of place for St. Kitts, he has probably moved them to his '89 Olds and is still cruising :D
     
  21. swade41
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    from Buffalo,NY

    this local "tool" bought this Anglia then added soup cans under the fender to look like headers WTF

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Zumo
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    Nice.

    And I however, am a lubricant.
     
  23. thinking back to that 55 I remembered a few other goodies that today would saddle me as a tool.
    JC Whitney organ pipe speakers in my back window with a reverb amp mounted in the trunk. all hooked to a stock AM radio:eek:
    63 chevy impala slanted antenea mounted backwards to follow rear roof line.
    half white and half black painted rims cause I couldn't afford baby moons.
    backwards shifter pattern cause I was too dumb to know how to mount the horseshoe shaped shifter parts the right way.
    57 t-bird hoodscoop pop rivited and bondoed to the hood with plenty of cracks cause I ain't no bodyman.
    textured blue paint job cause the electrolux paint sprayer still had some dust left from the vac*** job in the house:D
    Oh Yeah, I was one styling fool.:cool:
     
  24. Fordguy321
    Joined: Oct 16, 2009
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    Fordguy321
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    from Arizona

  25. So, when my 15 month old boy grows out of his black Chuck Taylors, they're gonna hang from the mirror where the dice were.

    Tool or not, they will make me smile.
     
  26. Dirtroad
    Joined: Jul 5, 2009
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    I love Blue Dots. When I was growing up (still waiting) , things like Whip Antennas, Spot Lights, Fender skirts, Curb Feelers, and *** Lights were cool. Some how I thought that this is what we're all about. If you like it, and its on your ride then its cool. I don't have to build my custom, or rod to suit anyone but...ME. JMO
     
  27. Dynaflash_8
    Joined: Sep 24, 2008
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    from Auburn WA

    You know, *** lights

    Blinking red and blues:D

    you know that somones getting ****ed!
     
  28. Strange Agent
    Joined: Sep 29, 2008
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    I like the blue-dots. Fuzzy dice are a little cliche, though- in my opinion.
     
  29. WhiteZombie
    Joined: Jan 16, 2007
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    WhiteZombie
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    from Denton TX

    That is a cl***ic line right there.
     
  30. turdchazer
    Joined: Dec 4, 2008
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    turdchazer
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    from Spokane

    But if you want I'll show you my tilt steering...Brown chicken brown cow!!!
     

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