CONTEST ---Name Our New Products

ACME Speed shop has joined forces with MARK-V to offer you guys the finest in Detail products for your Hot RodS and Custom; they will be available in 16 oz sizes! These products are really awesome and are better than anything we have found off the shelf.

We will be offering six items, an all purpose cleaner for interiors, an instant detailer, a whitewall cleaner, a leather rubber vinyl dressing, a NANO spray wax and a cream wax.

Here is where the HAMB comes in; we need some catchy names for the items, The guys and girls that’s name get chosen will receive a detail kit worth about sixty bucks.

Also, after the names are chosen we are going to run an Auction for a detail kit with the proceeds going to the HAMB.

So think of some cool names for:

Interior Cleaner
Instant Detailer
Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing
NANO Spray Wax
Carnauba Cream Wax

We will be launching the line at VIVA and the LONE STAR ROUND UP. So we need names pretty quickly. We will wrap this contest up on Friday, March 12th.

Have some fun with this but keep it clean (small pun intended). So....let's see what we can come up with.

Thanks for playing everyone!

 

SpitShine Instant Detailer no saliva required

 

Turd Polish Carnauba Cream Wax

"It'll make ANYTHING look good!"

 

Like Carrol Shelby said when naming the GT350, "if the car's any good the name won't matter and if it's not the name won't save it". I know that's not what you wanna hear, but it's true.

 

Wile E Coyote used quite a few ACME products

ACME "Nitroglycerin" Interior Cleaner
ACME "TNT" Instant Detailer
ACME "Portable Black Hole" Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing
ACME "Dynamite" NANO Spray Wax
ACME "Anvil" Carnauba Cream Wax

 

Keener in cleaner

Tailor'd Detailer

Impressing dressing

Na Nonsense spray wax

Car Newba cream wax

 

No one wants some free stuff where are those names!!!!!

 

Shower interior cleaner
lazy detailer
NOT salad dressing for leather
Lazy man spray wax
carnauba (coffee) and cream wax

 

SO in your world nothing should have a name? UMM Okay!

 

Nano Second Spray Wax
Lazy 1 Instant Detailer
That's it for now!

 

Just Like The 50s Interior Cleaner
LOAFER'S MIRACLE Instant Detailer
RUB ONE OUT Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing
WAXON NANO Spray Wax
Dollap Carnauba Cream Wax (A little dollap'll do ya)

 

'teerrer Kleena
Instant Dee-Taila'
Leatha, Rubba and Vin'l Dressin'
NANer Spray Wackz
Karnauba Kreem Wackz

If they worked on patina....

 

Interior Cleaner= Instakleen...it practically cleens itself
Instant Detailer= Instashine...for the practical person in you
Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing=??
NANO Spray Wax=Mork and Mindy special
Carnauba Cream Wax=rubba dub dub or wax on wax off

 

KARATE' WAX.
Everybody will think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U

Okay, so I'm not a marketer. A little slow today, too.

 

KIRK! care to try?

 

ACME Rocket Detail....

 

NO, what Carroll was saying was the actual name wasn't that important - not that it didn't need one. Not sure I agree, just wanted to set the story straight

 

Grime Gone Pounder
Show Shine Pounder

 

I guess every ACME product that Wile tried failed miserably so maybe that is not such a good deal!

 

nano nano spray wax. endorsed by mork from ork!

 

instant detailer. any time soon, will be to late!

 

Jusy call it SPEED

 

Just use the names you gave. Make them stand out by making them look generic. Add stuff like the example has.

 

Kustom clean..... Shine time......... Show time polish..... All out of ideas. Good luck

 

call them all slick like slick instant detailer ,or slick carnuba wax ,or slick interior dressing cause slick is where its at.

 

Shine-it-all = "Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing" = Yes you can use it on your car too!

 

Cream wax- Acme shine and patina protectant
Interior - Acme interior cleaner and conditioner, keeps your rolls and pleats, nice and neat
Nano spray - Bonneville tested, hot rod approved

 

Maybe not what you had in mind when you asked for "names" but my first thought was to take the request literally.

Interior Cleaner- Vinnie: "The Right Man For An Inside Job!"

Instant Detailer- Leonerd: "Takes Care Of The Details For You"

Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing- Lady Zelda: "The Protector Of All Things Leather, Rubber and Vinyl"

NANO Spray Wax- Li'l Nan: "Puts A Shine Where Other Waxes Can't Reach"

Carnauba Cream Wax- Bruno: "Tough As Nails But Lays It On Smoooooth"

Maybe some simple caricatures to go with each name.

 

You said 6 and listed 5.

"We will be offering six items, an all purpose cleaner for interiors, an instant detailer, a whitewall cleaner, a leather rubber vinyl dressing, a NANO spray wax and a cream wax."

ACME means top of/pinnacle summit or A Company that Makes Everthing.

Playing off top of the line? Or are you running with everyone else? I'd say your image is the former.

Cl*** label/printing, style, with cl*** product packaging. ACME Speed Shop... Possibly play off of the synonyms for ACME...

Interior Cleaner - Perfection
Instant Detailer - Payoff
Whitewall Cleaner - Crescendo
Leather, Rubber and Vinyl Dressing - Emminence
NANO Spray Wax - Peak Wax
Carnauba Cream Wax - Zenith Wax

Of course you could go the innuendo way with these words as well...Main Entry: climax
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: peak, culmination
Synonyms:
acme, apex, apogee, ascendancy, capsheaf, capstone, climacteric, crest, crowning point, extremity, head, height, high spot, highlight, intensification, limit, maximum, meridian, ne plus ultra, ******, payoff, pinnacle, pitch, summit, tiptop, top, turning point, utmost, zenith
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/acme?jss=0

 

So who won?