Door logo/business's that are clever or...

Muffler shop in So. Calif...... "No muff to Tuff"

 

Lot of Miracle's going on in baja santa ana.

 

HAHA I like "such and such's tax deduction" myself.

we had a piece of tape on our kevlar helmets that had our name and rank on them so you knew who was who if everybody was wearing a gas mask. I wrote "this space for rent" on mine

There's a barbeque place in Texas who's slogan is "You never sausage a place"

and near me is a Thai Chinese restaurant called "Poo-Ping" we also have Culver City Meats. "nobody beats our meat"

a slogan I see on most flatbeds is "not for hire"

 

I was always amused by seeing trucks for Camel Express, with the racing camel and "Humpin' To Please" underneath. Might be trademarked though.

 

VOLTS WAGON
"watts my business"

 

"Dry Heaves Cafe"

A.S.S.
Hauling

B*** Ackwards Repair Service.

 

There is a little town just south of me called Beecher City .

If i was seriously going to letter my door with a company name i would use the Beecher name and it would be

" Beecher Tool & Die" HA HA . or you could do the other " Beecher meat"

 

(Insert name) Pool Hall "We Rack'em You Crack'em"
Dewy, Cheatam, and Howe Law Firm
(Insert name) Morgue "You Kill'em We Chill'em"

 

Or the lumber company in the town of Sporton..."Sporton wood"

Someday I'll have a divco and I'll paint on the side "Hard ****en's Cider"
"you can relax with your Hard ****en's Cider"

 

MAC 762. Back in WW2 a lot of jurisdictions had laws that every truck would have the owners name lettered on it. This was a wartime security deal. This law was deleted in my area in the mid 60's so my 63 Chev p/u had M Stewart , abstainer and brain surgeon on it. The local popo were not impressed.

 

Stumpy's Prosthetics - giving you a leg to stand on.

 

im surprised that nobody has used a beaver reference such as,(name here) fur traders-best beaver pelts in town or mobile animal groomers-we'll even shave your beaver or crazy joe's animal trappers- always looking for wild beavers

 

COLON GARAGE
"best checkup in town, by crackey"

 

I made up some clocks with a Chevy logo and a ficticional dealer name...Dewey Spankett Chevrolet. Another that I thought of was...ACE Auto Repair, if it's not an ACE repair, it must be a HALF-Ace repair.

 

Here is an old one: ACME CRANE RENTAL, WE GET IT UP FOR YOU.

 

Bob's Abortions You **** em We S****e em

 

There is a porta potty rental business here called:

EUROPEAN TOILET RENTAL
and a septic service truck on the back that reads: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your load back
My buddy had me letter up his trucks/courtesy cars for his body shop and had the slogan: Bodyworks by Jerry...we're Wreck-amended

 

Back in the early 80's my dad worked at a buddy's body shop and he had a hat made for him that had a silhouette of a woman layin on her side with wheels under her that said Randy's Body Shop "We Fix Cars Too" ,his wife would not let him were it lol.

 

"23 hour towing - every hour except the one you call"

 

I think I'll be daring and leave the doors plain on my truck.

 

Dusty's Private Haulage
Our Business, is none of your's


SERVICES:
Yarns Spun
Advice Given
Alibi Created
Virgins Converted
Lawn Chairs Tested
Bikini's inspected

Please ask about our FREE alcohol disposal service.

 

QUARTER-FAST RACING...

...quicker than Half-Fast.

 

Some door lettering i've done

 

There is already a big door art thread, search for it.

My favorite... Gladiator Pies, Ph: ICU-812

 

Abdul's Exotic Animals Clinic "Camel Toes our Speciality"

Helen Waites Plumbing "Call Helen Waites 666"

****'s' Dry Hole Service "We'll get your hole pump'n again"

Richard Rear Pawn "A little behind? **** can make it better!

Mike Hunt Sausage "No one better tastin' than Mike Hunt!"

 

Mine on my truck says "moonshine garage- makem quicker to haul the liquor" on the back it says, "its the hauler from the holler". it harkens back to true hot rod roots of moonshine haulin.

 

For some reason folks around here remember our shop...

 

Theres a bar in New Mexico called Big **** Place, on the side of the building it says... Liquier in the Front, Poker in the Rear...

 

They stole that one from the Turf bar in Missoula, MT who was using it in the early 70's....

 

As reported in AutoWeek Magazine a few years back:

Bob's Tank Truck Service - Septic tanks pumped & water delivered (not with the same truck!)