How do you park at the MALL? (kinda OT)

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I dont park at the mall!!!!

 

Yeah, Levi's Classic is a mall WHORE. Don't listen to a word of what he says. He puts on his coolest sexiest outfit and goes trolling with all the highschool chicks for cute boys.


I park in the closest spot I can find, but I don't continuously drive circles until one becomes available....

My husband finds a spot and then 90% of the time has to BACK in to the spot....I dunno who he's showing off for there....

 

i've never understood the "gotta park right by the door" thing. after all, all the walking inside the mall is a lot more than the distance from the far edge of the parking lot. which is where i usually park.

 

I park anywhere....I hear walking is good for you. I only go to the mall for "The Barnes and Noble public library/coffee house".....everything else is overpriced name brand crap.

 

Hello... my name's Blake, and I'm a 'far-parker'. I deliberately park as far from the other cars as possible because 1.) walking don't hurt, 2.) it's easier to find my car, and 3.) door dings suck. Cracks me up how much grief I get from folks who ride with me to the store when I make them walk that extra 50 yards to the door.

 

I usually park my machines on the outskirts of the parking lot (even if it's not busy), mostly because I enjoy eyeballing the car during the long walk back from the store (I'm a geek that way).

At my local supermarket there is a particular space that I always try to get. It's pretty much out of the way and usually empty. The reason I like this space is that when I leave the store, I look down the covered sidewalk that runs along the front of the store and see my machine parked at a nice angle down at the end (unless someone is parked in the handicapped space between the walk and "my" space, Derned their hides! ).

I know, I'm a goon, but I just dig looking at my heaps.

 

I work at the home office for a mall-based skate shop, so I put a sign in my front window that says "Fast Forward Delivery Vehicle" on it and park in the loading areas... Take the back halls to avoid the crowds and pop in and out of the "employee only" doors near the stores of interest.

HC

ps.. CB is my nickle

 

I park in the "expected mother" parking spot. Their the ones that need to walk off all that fat.

 

I usually just park wherever, BUT if I'm in one of the Hot Rods, I'll roll up and down every damn aisle of the parking lot....


To see how many car alarms I can set off!!!

 

Hell I'll back my big ol' truck in between a couple of SUV's in compact spots just to f#ck with them. Ha ha they won't ding me anough to worry about it...

 

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I park in the "expected mother" parking spot. Their the ones that need to walk off all that fat.


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LMAO.
That is sooo funny....(and wrong at the same time)....


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hey, if you can walk the freakin mall, you can walk the 100 feet to the damn front door.

 

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I deliberately park as far from the other cars as possible because 1.) walking don't hurt, 2.) it's easier to find my car, and 3.) door dings suck.

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That's exactly what I do. But if you ever notice when waiting in your car at a lot. Regardless of wether your close to other cars or not. And more importantly, the large amount of space all over the rest of the lot. Stupid people will park their car right beside yours. Next time you leave the store and head back to your car, Notice how your car becomes a magnet and all the other cars slide sideways until they're right beside yours. I hate shopping and parking in those damn places.

 

PeteJoe is right about the magnet. I park way out in the lot to avoid the dummies who shouldnt be allowed to drive-or park. A bonus is that I can see if anyone is messing with my car from the grocery store

 

Now this one had too strong of a magnet.

 

I have a Grandpa Pass. Those blue cards. Because of my f##*ED up knee.

 

Hehe, that article is about my hometown mall!!! I have been there twice this month and it is a nightmare. People are too stupid to park the right way and thus cars are either wayyy too close or way too far apart...my solution?...I park way the hell away from all those idiots if I can...I'm fat and can use the extra walking as exercise anyway. If for some odd reason I have a decent car there I park far away AND take two spaces...a little insurance. I see the kind of people that go to the mall and never would I take a nice old car there and leave it alone, never!!! People do still steal radios and shit like that!

 

If I'm driving my clunker,I like to find some idiot who parked his new piece of junk in the middle of two spots,(up in the middle of the parking lot)then I park as close as possible. If I ever get a car done to the point of worrying about it I'll park in the north forty. I guy I went to school with built a studebaker lark,total resto,looked as good as a lark could,he parked in a lot and some big cow in a caddy pulled up and dinged his door,he asked for her insurance so they could fix it,she walked off,he kicked her door in and drove off.

 

I'll tell ya what I don't do....park across 2 spots up close, at an angle, in my 50K Beemer! Hate those jerks with the "my car is more important than you" attitude. I like to pull up and park as close to them as possible. Make em sweat!

 

Only guys near a coast or Salt Lake city will know this but I NEVER park under a lamp post...
Seagull shit will eat lacquer to bare metal in about 20 minutes.
I have a bum knee and walk with a cane when I'm going to heavily populated areas just for defense, so the "I'm the fucking center of the universe" people who expect everyone else to jumpout of their way will find out one way or another that I;m the fucking ROCK of the universe and I;m not going to twist my knee again for theri pleasure.
I will park in the far corner of a parking lt because I'm fat and I need the exercise as often as I can get it'.
Also that's where the spots aren't labeled "compact" are. and if it looks like a Maul with cars with many door dings I'll park diagonally across two spots, in a far area though not up front, that's asking to get keyed..

Oh, I don't go to MAULS from the day after Halloween to the middle of February, after the so-called "white sales" just to crazy for me.
I don't even like to drive down a freeway near one this time of year because they are packed up all the way across with people trying to cut in line to the one fucking off ramp to the Maul.

And yes, My '40 GMC IS my primary transportation!
Second is my MGB GT and that's it till ya get into bicycles....

 

I have a sweet deal with my wife. I go to the junkyard and parts store. She goes to the mall. I don't care how she parks the astro van. I don't think she does either…We split the trips to the grocers and cleaners. Every guy I know's blood pressure goes up the second the tires hit the mall parking lot. It's bad enough finding a space at a car show or the drags.

I also try to avoid Crassmas music this time of year and the mall ain't that place.

 

I avoid the mall like the plague unless I want to use it as a walking track to get the ol' heart rate up. I too am a far parker, lest the great unwashed hordes rub their greasey bodies against my ride.

pigpen

"I may live in a sty but I'm a clean pig!"

 

Like this.

 

There is no place on earth I hate more than the mall. I fucking hate the mall with all my passion. I only go there to appease my wife, I'd rather go shopping for my own headstone than go to the mall.
The only good thing about the mall is that you can look up girl's skirts when you're on the escalator.
I'd rather milk a wild pig than go to the mall. If someone told me that hell's going to be exactly like a mall then I would seek redemption for all my sins and dedicate my life to the Lord.
The only thing worse than a mall is a mall at Christmas time. The worst kind of people on the planet are those that go to the mall at Christmas time.
We went to get some pictures taken of our kids at the mall last weekend and there was some assdouche outside "Slow Goddamn Family Portraits Are Us" with a yippy little schnauzer looking dog thingy in a bag.
I was thinking that that friggin' doggy doesn't want to go to the damn mall, he'd rather be shitting in the front yard or humping on a stranger's leg. Come to think of it, I'd rather be doing that than going to the mall.

I hate the mall, I hate the mall more than anything I can think of, I'd rather have a case of severe anal rash than go to the mall.

 

So, Nads, if you've got a couple minutes it might be a good time to tell us how you really feel about going to the mall.

Frank

 

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I hate the mall, I hate the mall more than anything I can think of, I'd rather have a case of severe anal rash than go to the mall.


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LMMFAO!!!!!!

 

when i go to the mall i like to be the azz hole and squeze between some jerkoff that thinks his bmw needs 2 spots. one time i had to climb out just to be a dick to the jaguar driver

 

Nads...come to michigan....humping strangers legs is encouraged at the malls here....just watch out for the chicks....they are big and mean...and I do mean BIG!!!

 

The most pissed off I've EVER been in a parking lot was on a trip to the movies in Houston's Galleria area - no spots open within a mile of the theatre. We parked where we could and made the hike back to the theatre - on the way, right out in front, was a full-size van with handicap plates parked diagonally across two normal spaces! NORMAL SPACES!!! They got eleventy handicapped spots sitting there empty, but he decides to take up two of 'our' spots instead.

Butthole.

 

I'd rather have a live ant facial scrub followed by a baby porcupine enema than go to the mall.

I only wear Hot Topic clothing, but I send my man-servant, Hans, to get my gear for me.

The only place I hate worse than the mall is Hooter's. Hooter's make me sick, I like hooters on girls, but the restaurant chain makes me puke.

I'm not a big fan of musucal instrument stores either, there's no form of life lower than a rock 'n' roll failure trying to sell you a pair of drumsticks.

I'd rather be in a swimming pool full of pirhanas whilst wearing salami Speedos than go to Sam Ash, the mall (any fucking mall) or Hooter's.