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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tomcorust, Mar 19, 2010.

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  1. HotRod33
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    I don't know either but he didn't do an introduction..... so he probably doesn't know either.......
     
  2. captain scarlet
    Joined: Jun 11, 2008
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    from Detroit

    Funniest post I have read for a while:D:D:D:D
     
  3. Never2low
    Joined: Jan 14, 2008
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    I get it now.....it takes me a little longer than most:p
    "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!"
     
  4. Revhead
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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    "It's not a question of how it grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios"
     
  5. Knucklehead29
    Joined: Mar 13, 2009
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    "Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.."
     
  6. RatRoy
    Joined: Jul 9, 2008
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    "I fart in your general direction."

    This is fun....:p
     
  7. flynbrian48
    Joined: Mar 10, 2008
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    Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
     
  8. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    from Garner, NC

    Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
     
  9. 333 Half Evil
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
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    HOKEY **** BATMAN...WE LOST ANOTHER NFG!!!

    Didn't take long to run this one off....Dayum that was fun.

    I just wonder what we did that he didn't like?

    ....hmmmmm
     
  10. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    lol, I guess he doesn't like Python....
     
  11. Hooligan63
    Joined: Mar 1, 2009
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    Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
     
  12. Hooligan63
    Joined: Mar 1, 2009
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    Nay,I have a better idea! You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
     
  13. PRoz
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
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    it's just a cute and fuzzy bunny.....
     
  14. RichG
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    EVERYONE like Python...

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    Edit: Oops, I totally screwed this up! Here, I'll try to repent:

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcxKIJTb3Hg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcxKIJTb3Hg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  15. "I got better..."
     
  16. 69fury
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
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    from Topeka

    Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
     
  17. rockyfarmer
    Joined: Dec 14, 2009
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    Damn--- I'm missing Desperate Housewives to read this........
     

  18. ... don't let us stop you...
     
  19. Knucklehead29
    Joined: Mar 13, 2009
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    "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
     
  20. doctorZ
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    so you're saying that if she weighs as much as a duck, she's made of wood and therefore she's a witch?
     
  21. TBone69
    Joined: Aug 21, 2007
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    from NJ

    Mere Flesh wound, come back here I'll bite your knee caps.
     
  22. Never2low
    Joined: Jan 14, 2008
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    I can't believe this hasn't been deleted yet:D:p
     
  23. grits
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    You guys are killing me hahahaha
     
  24. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    It's about time we've had another Joanie and Chachi sighting.....I was getting worried they had moved on.....
     
  25. grits
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  26. Thirdyfivepickup
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  27. zman
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    zman
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    from Garner, NC

  28. Kripfink
    Joined: Sep 30, 2008
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    must be a king.

    how d'you know?

    hasn't got **** all over him
     
  29. 63Biscuit
    Joined: Mar 7, 2007
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    from Hudson, WI

    ...just because some watery tart throws a sword at you is no basis for a system of government!
     
  30. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
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    from Owasso, OK

    "Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale."
     
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