I tried to call him to wish him a happy birthday but only got his machine, said it was full. Called work and he hadn't made it in yet, maybe he celebrated too much last nite...
Happy Birthday, you.... rump ranger **** pirate fudge packer *** bandit pillow biter pole smoker turd burglar **** flamer **** gobbler colon cowboy turd burgler ass goblin **** smoker turd tapper uphill gardener root hugger donut puncher **** stabber *********** s sausage jockey *** ****er
Hey, rodster, ya left out "**** guzzling, *** drunk fairy" Harrison, Happy Birthday, and I'm glad to hear that you have such close friends that know you so well! (just nerfin' ya!) *****6
Thanks guys. Especially you Rich!!! (Rich & I have a special relationship. ) I had a great birthday. I unexpectedly found myself in Reynolds, GA piloting a lawnmower in an Outlaw cl*** race. It may be the most fun I've ever had. I won, with 2nd place coming in 2.5 laps down. Anyone looking for a hot shoe? I'm available. JH
Rednecks have all the fun. Nobody has lawnmowers here. We have paint sprayers to repaint the rocks out front.