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Dedicated to ALL H.A.M.B members

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Merge, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. Merge
    Joined: Oct 7, 2004
    Posts: 379

    Merge
    Member

    Dedicated to all H.A.M.B. members who like me are suffering from the winter blues.............


    MY WINTER WONDERLAND
    BY: MERGE

    As I wonder when the snow will end outside
    I can't help the urge to take my hot rod for a ride

    I need a place far from here
    where theres palm trees, girls, and lots of beer

    Could it be the garage or the local shop
    Even a good set of Bendixs couldn't make these thoughts stop

    Take me to a land with chop tops and channels being sought
    where history from generations are now being taught

    A place where names of Roth,Winfield,and Barris are praised
    and artists submit work for viewers to be simply amazed

    I dream of pics of a classic whitewall tire
    wrapped around steelies adjacent to a flathead whose headers throw fire

    A place with people who understand my passion
    why I praise hot rods with styling in Doane spencer fassion

    A land filled with nostalgia and tradition
    with stories of men that share my hot rod mission

    Strombergs, zoomies, lake pipes and more
    a place where new and old share something we all adore

    A place where terms like jalopy, go-job and kemp are heard
    and burnouts, flame throwers and drag races arnt ever absurd

    A land where pinstripes, scallops, and metal flakes lurk
    where enthusiasts value an original fender skirt

    A place where guys drive model A's extremely raked
    or lots of lead sleds with hoods pancaked

    Or radical rods that have been decked
    and hell I even love barn finds that were once wrecked

    A place to learn how to punch a louver on a deuce coupe
    or a tech article with mallets create a custom scoop

    An area where all understand the term rumble seat
    oh where could I go for us all to meet

    Oh where could such a wonderful place be
    for it certainly isnt out this window I see

    Yet with a left mouse click and thoughts of tunnel ram
    The cold and snow disappear as I'm greated by my old friend the H.A.M.B.





     
  2. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    I'll be damned, now we got us our very own Poet.

    B [​IMG] B
     
  3. Nicely done Chad..........plus welcome to the HAMB, sorry I missed your intro........after reading your poem, I know your going to fit right in bro!! [​IMG]
     
  4. GRADY
    Joined: Jun 23, 2002
    Posts: 442

    GRADY
    Member

    wow
    you have now been appointed the HAMB poet lauriet [​IMG]
    congratulations [​IMG]
     
  5. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

    Gracie
    Member

    That would be Poet "Lariat"! Get it? Wyoming? Cowboy term? Oh, never mind. [​IMG]
     
  6. FeO2
    Joined: Dec 23, 2002
    Posts: 384

    FeO2
    Member

    You're a poet and you know it, and your feet know it, they are Longfellows! [​IMG]
     
  7. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    Nice job there Merge...all rhyming nicely...

    But, the ol' editor in me wouldn't let me get past "fassion" (could that be "fashion?" and "go-jobs"...I'm almost certain you meant "gow-jobs"...there were a couple of other faux-pas I caught, but those didn't affect the poem...Nice touch for all HAMBers...

    Thanx,

    R-

     
  8. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

    Dirty2
    Member

    Nice job !!!
     
  9. Merge
    Joined: Oct 7, 2004
    Posts: 379

    Merge
    Member

    Hey 40StudeDude!
    Thanks for the constructive criticism, never hurts. I didnt get a chance to edit my work as I was in the middle of a lecture in class but wanted to get it up on the board. Thanks to all who have commented, i just figured there are many of us on here dreaming of warmer places this time of year and right now only have the H.A.M.B. to keep our sanity from hot rod deprivation??? [​IMG] MERGE
     
  10. SomethinWicked
    Joined: Sep 7, 2003
    Posts: 114

    SomethinWicked
    Member
    from York, PA

    Wow... that's awesome.
     
  11. Terry
    Joined: Jul 3, 2002
    Posts: 1,824

    Terry
    Member

    I'm printing this one out and hangin' it on the wall. Here - Here!

     
  12. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,563

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    Cool poem!
    No hot rod riding for me this winter!
    Unless of course I build a hotrod boat. [​IMG]
    Last night we were evacuated from out area of 6400 people due to floodwaters here in Ohio. I hated to leave the home unattended but am told there will be sheriffs and fire squads patrolling the area. Most homes are high and dry but the problem is we live in a valley and all the roads are now covered and there is no access in or out of the areas.
    I'll take snow anyday. this sucks. ...Displaced PJ
    Winter Sucks


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  13. PETEJOE- That fucking sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear it. [​IMG]


    [ QUOTE ]
    Dedicated to all H.A.M.B. members who like me are suffering from the winter blues.............


    MY WINTER WONDERLAND
    BY: MERGE

    As I wonder when the snow will end outside
    I can't help the urge to take my hot rod for a ride


    [/ QUOTE ]

    ME TOO!
    [​IMG]

    JOE[​IMG]
     
  14. GRADY
    Joined: Jun 23, 2002
    Posts: 442

    GRADY
    Member

    Pete
    it was twenty one below on the way to work this morning...no high water at least I guess [​IMG]
    going on a cruise in one week...can not wait
    Carribean here I come [​IMG]
     
  15. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,563

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    Sorry Merge din't mean to hijack your post. [​IMG]

    Yes, give me 2 ft of snow anyday. At least you can travel through that. Not this.

     
  16. GRADY
    Joined: Jun 23, 2002
    Posts: 442

    GRADY
    Member

    Yeah...I too am sorry to hi-jack it
    wow man
    that does suck
    you can always put on long underwear for twenty below
     
  17. Merge
    Joined: Oct 7, 2004
    Posts: 379

    Merge
    Member

    Hey no biggie on hijacking the post! [​IMG] Those pics you guys have been posting are simply amazing. The one with the deuce playing in the snow just rocks!!! [​IMG]
     
  18. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
    Posts: 513

    unpunk01
    Member

    I NEVER want winter to end!!! Well...maybe just let up a little so the blue hairs head northward!

    The Florida "Winter" Blues (last weekend)
    [​IMG]
     

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