Yes, I will be driving this one in an Independence Day parade Sunday night weather permitting. <center> <br /><br /> </center>
I tied a rope about 50 feet long to the back of the truck, I put about 30 M 100s on the rope, I put a fuse on the rope, I lit the fuse, I drove very fast, I heard 29 boom boom boom, waiting for number 30 boom, it no go boom, I put flags on my truck, I threw candy to the little children, I threw candy AT the bigger children, I throw M 100 At old crabby neighbor who think truck too loud, neighbor call police, police go away, I put fuse with 30 M 100s in neighbors mailbox, It go boom boom boom, Neighbor call police, police say, no more me come out or you go in, I say thank you, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, now I drink beer and look for new ways to make neighbor crazy, I flirt with his wife but she is too not good looking.
I get a bunch of kids in the back for our neighborhood parade, they throw candy and beads out of the back.
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