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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Engine Pro 5X, Jul 20, 2010.

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  1. $$$$ Due to a cir***stance beyond my control All Work In Progress Has Come To A SCREECHING HALT !!! Seems that a couple of H.A.M.B.ers have decided to intervein with my daily bussiness and inform the local authorities that my lawn needs mowed !!! So If your a customer of mine take up your beef with P-Flats and B-Wop !!! Oh yeah How much is the $$-WAGER-$$ for this year ??? >>>>.[​IMG]
     
  2. stude_trucks
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    Looks short enough to me. But the edging looks like it could use some help.

    Get back to work!
     
  3. fab32
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    Could we possibly have some clarification about this issue?

    Frank
     
  4. Soooo...mow your lawn and get back to work?
     
  5. +1....just looks like you need to pull out the weedeater and edge that curb and you're fine....?
     
  6. Abomination
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  7. 5window
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    Looks like about 2 hours worth of work-hire a high school kid to mow it. Where's the beef?
     
  8. crapshoot
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    **** looks better than my lawn, hahahaha time to get to work
     
  9. theHIGHLANDER
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    I smell an inside joke in here somewhere...
     
  10. call the paving company and black top the whole thing remove trees and pitch entire area to allow for run off to flow to the street this will allow more area for car parking ...
     
  11. ryno
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    i'll come mow that yard, if youd like to build me a motor?
     
  12. NoSurf
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    You need a Heckendorn.
     
  13. Looks more like it needs more edging/weed whacking than mowing... it's trying to get into the street!
     
  14. I'd tell the city when they fix your curb, you'll mow the gr***.
     
  15. Yeah....vtwin has the right idea. That curb is looking a bit rough....
     
  16. Francisco Plumbero
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    You need to let that burn real nice so it stops growing, maybe water it with a bit of gasoline, dead gr*** is good for the environment.
     
  17. My neighbor will cut your gr*** for free ... he smokes the stuff ....(what? ... ohh, really....huh, who knew?) my mistake, thought you were talking about something else. Carry on.


    Hey ENGINE PRO. You helped me with issues I had trying to "rollerize" a 1987 305 (my block had the weird lifter bores), well I just brought home a 1995 GM 350 that has the flat tappets BUT does have the lifter bores that are not "stepped" and has the "stumps" for the "spider" already drilled and tapped. So it looks like I have found a new home for all that roller stuff I bought for the other engine (and a 350 rather than a 305). Thanks again for your input. (I haven't checked yet, but this engine apparently came out of a 3/4 pickup, wonder if that means it has four bolt mains).

    Paid $100 for the engine.
     
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  18. And that nice, uneven pavement in front of it . . . :)

    Steve
     
  19. !!!! I'm not really on good terms with the city right now !!! >>>>.
     
  20. This is ridiculous.
     
  21. JAWS
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    You mean your city gets after you too for leaving those black marks in front of the shop?
     
  22. nico32
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    Where's the punch line?
     
  23. 40StudeDude
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    Spelling lesson for today...intervein used in place of intervene...an inter vein is a blood vessel inside your body (or mine) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and surely you didn't mean that...??? Intervene is the correct spelling...oh yeah, I think 'business' is spelled thusly...


    Don't get all pissy, I'm only trying to help...!!!


    R-
     
  24. Road Oiler
    Joined: May 31, 2010
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    Holy ****, we even have the grammar police on the H.A.M.B too?
     
  25. GaryB
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    from Reno,nv

    your point is?
     
  26. nico32
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    Yes and Cheap Trink has the "Dream Police"
     
  27. 40StudeDude
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    Actually, it's the spelling police...grammar is sentence structure... is that a problem for you...???

    That's a joke...didn't you see the little eyes rolling...!!! Man, it's a ***** when people can't take one...

    R-
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2010
  28. #### Engine Pro Explanation Of The Day !!! INTERVEIN as In These two wize ***es stuck their NOSE in my bussiness when they shouldn't have !!! Spell it how you want everyone knows what I meant !!! >>>>.
     
  29. povertyflats
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
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    ha ha --- I love this thread. So did your pal Matt bring his hay baler over? Sure looks better than it did yesterday.
     
  30. $$$$ That Slackin mutha ****er was standing around over here giving me advice !! All of the time just watching the gr*** get mowed !!! >>>>.
     
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2010
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