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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by shanna, Jan 25, 2005.

  1. shanna
    Joined: Jan 24, 2005
    Posts: 4

    shanna

    Hey out there, I'm looking for an awesome HOT ROD for my wedding July 4, 2005 in Mckinney, TX. I need a driver to drive us to our after party. Its a surprise for my fiance since he is a HUGE car buff. I will pay! Thanks.
     
  2. caddylakman
    Joined: Nov 22, 2004
    Posts: 333

    caddylakman
    Member
    from USA

  3. BenD
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,591

    BenD
    Alliance Member

    Shanna, email me and I'll hook you up with a local rodder down there.

    Ben
    missben@mchsi.com
     
  4. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

    JamesG
    Member

    How about an intro?



    And insted of renting a car, take him to a strip club, he'll like that better.
     
  5. stangzilla
    Joined: Aug 1, 2004
    Posts: 498

    stangzilla
    Member
    from FTW Texas

    i'll do it for free if you let me come in your hotel room, and film the first time you guys have ever had ***. [​IMG]
     
  6. bwhahhahahahahaha

    that's wrong, but funny as hell though.

    Farmall
     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I'll go one better than stangzilla, I'll do your fiancee in front of you and you can steer my goat, it'll cost you $1.99.

    BTW, my car's a stretched DeLorean.

    What time should I be there?
     
  8. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,925

    HOTRODPRIMER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I tried to tell ya in the other post!,,,,HRP
     
  9. Jake H.
    Joined: Sep 16, 2003
    Posts: 492

    Jake H.
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I'll go one better than stangzilla, I'll do your fiancee in front of you and you can steer my goat, it'll cost you $1.99.

    BTW, my car's a stretched DeLorean.

    What time should I be there?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Oh, the humanity. Nads' filter needs changing, again.
     
  10. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    stangzilla, you're so old fashioned bro, these days folks don't wait until their wedding night to have ***. Often times couples will engage in kissing on the very first date, sometimes they're involved in deeper forms of hanky pany within months.

    It's the 20th century bro, things have changed.
     
  11. moose
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 353

    moose
    Member

    Really? I wish I would have known...
     
  12. stangzilla
    Joined: Aug 1, 2004
    Posts: 498

    stangzilla
    Member
    from FTW Texas

    yeah, your right nads.
    mtv has things all ****ed up.
    o.k. i'll do you both, and film, and my car is a awsome 72'stang that is flat black with red wheels, and wide white's.sound like fun?
     
  13. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,286

    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    I'll go one better than stangzilla, I'll do your fiancee in front of you and you can steer my goat, it'll cost you $1.99.

    BTW, my car's a stretched DeLorean.

    What time should I be there?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Oh, the humanity. Nads' filter needs changing, again.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    Filter changed or not I'll give Nads a tenner!

    Brandy
     
  14. goolagong
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 85

    goolagong
    BANNED
    from Ohio

    stangzilla, do you have any pics of your car?

    thanks!
    Paul
     
  15. LongGone
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
    Posts: 174

    LongGone
    BANNED

    [ QUOTE ]


    It's the 20th century bro, things have changed.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Looks like he needs new batteries, too.

    Mike
     
  16. stangzilla
    Joined: Aug 1, 2004
    Posts: 498

    stangzilla
    Member
    from FTW Texas

    uuuhhh no it's aaahhh indian i can't take any picture's of it.aaahhhh because the camera will steal it's soul.
    sorry [​IMG]
     
  17. goolagong
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 85

    goolagong
    BANNED
    from Ohio

    I'm not sure what you mean? Sounds like a pretty kick *** car. Are you also on the OSR board??

    thanks

    Paulo
     
  18. stangzilla
    Joined: Aug 1, 2004
    Posts: 498

    stangzilla
    Member
    from FTW Texas

    a flat black 72'mustang with red wheels, and wide whites would be the exact oppisite of kick ***,
    and no i do not post on that stupid ****in osr site.
    now do you understand what i mean?
     
  19. goolagong
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 85

    goolagong
    BANNED
    from Ohio

    Hey man, I was just trying to compliment you on your car. I could sworn you were on OSR, too. I must have been thinking of some other guy with mustang.

    thanks

    Paul
     
  20. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763

    monsterflake
    Member

    this car would be sooooooo cool...
     

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  21. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 889

    snortonnorton
    Member
    from Florida

    [ QUOTE ]
    i'll do it for free if you let me come in your hotel room, and film the first time you guys have ever had ***. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL,

    i love this forum, you guys are my kind of PEOPLE!!!

    i say to hell with politeness........... Put out, or get the hell out!! [​IMG]
     
  22. CRAP
    Joined: Feb 23, 2003
    Posts: 488

    CRAP
    Member

    ^^^^^^ THATS JUST FUNNY UP THERE ^^^^^^
     
  23. sickboy13
    Joined: Oct 5, 2004
    Posts: 257

    sickboy13
    Member

    ha ha ha! you could just tell this post was going to go down hill from the very start! ha ha
     
  24. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,286

    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    i'll do it for free if you let me come in your hotel room, and film the first time you guys have ever had ***. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL,

    i love this forum, you guys are my kind of PEOPLE!!!

    i say to hell with politeness........... Put out, or get the hell out!! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Let's face it, that won't be the first time they ever have ***! Otherwise they would get their own show on MTV--what's a chicken of the sea?---and they could get someone from PimP My Ride to chauffer them to their reception.

    Brandy
     
  25. sickboy13
    Joined: Oct 5, 2004
    Posts: 257

    sickboy13
    Member

    you know what they say. chicks are like cars, you have to test drive a few before you find the right one!!!
     
  26. goolagong
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 85

    goolagong
    BANNED
    from Ohio

    this post was better when we were talking about cars

    thanks

    Paul
     
  27. Mootz
    Joined: Jul 20, 2004
    Posts: 945

    Mootz
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    i'll do it for free if you let me come in your hotel room, and film the first time you guys have ever had ***. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    If you wait til you're married to have ***, you will die a virgin.

    Mootz
     

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