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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Barz51, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. truck
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
    Posts: 116

    truck
    Member
    from Brisbane

    rearrange the furniture to cover the stain...works great till SWMBO puts it all back to where it was while your at work.
     
  2. GaryB
    Joined: Dec 19, 2008
    Posts: 3,529

    GaryB
    Member
    from Reno,nv

    this is toooo! funny
     
  3. pcterm2
    Joined: Aug 25, 2009
    Posts: 551

    pcterm2
    Member

    guys-dead man walking-your wife finds out she will kill you
    just kidding ,good luck and flowers and candy sure dont hurt
     
  4. Andy
    Joined: Nov 17, 2002
    Posts: 5,390

    Andy
    Member

    Anybody know what Chiggers are? Red Bugs? An out of town friend came over and he got 20 bites. They are not bad if you don't scrach. He scrached. Then the only way to stop it is with a special ointment or nail polish. We were going to Hershey and neither of us brought our nail polish. With great hot rodder ingenuity, my friend desides to use red RTV. He went to bed covered in it. It looked like a crime scene in the morning. Bed was covered in red bloches. He was not any better. Looked like he rolled in it. At least it was mostly dry and we were in his truck. I am sure the motel was thrilled.
     
  5. G'day all, You guys just made up for a rough day at work. I'll be laughing all night.

    ms
     
  6. deucegasser
    Joined: Jul 16, 2006
    Posts: 288

    deucegasser
    Member

    Dammit, how many times do I have to tell ya, NO ****ing car parts in the house. Ever heard that ****?
     
  7. 1/2done
    Joined: Oct 29, 2006
    Posts: 652

    1/2done
    Member
    from Ohio

    Dude, I think she knows. I saw another post asking how to get blood out of carpet.:eek:
     
  8. Giovanni
    Joined: Jan 21, 2010
    Posts: 173

    Giovanni
    Member

    Anti sieze is the worst for this. Once the **** gets on fabric, it like embeds itself in the fibers. If you look at it the wrong way, let alone rub it, it just spreads like wildfire.
    I check my forearms very carefully whenever heading back inside :rolleyes:...but i didn't always
     
  9. hotroddon
    Joined: Sep 22, 2007
    Posts: 28,240

    hotroddon
    Member

    WOW, Really? Silicone is a known skin irritant that can cause rash's and worse. That was some sharp thinking there!
     
  10. ericl1951
    Joined: Nov 16, 2009
    Posts: 84

    ericl1951
    Member

    Brake clean is the same **** as the dry cleaners use.
     
  11. Andy
    Joined: Nov 17, 2002
    Posts: 5,390

    Andy
    Member

    He was really f#$@d up for days! Said he was not going to try that again.
     
  12. iammarvin
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
    Posts: 1,196

    iammarvin
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    from Tulare, Ca

    Don't use the wife's cat as a grease rag.(I know I'll be sorry for posting this!)
     

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