Allrighty then, I'm sitting in the staging lanes for my 3rd time trial run when this chick pulls up beside me in an Olds convertible. The staging guy asks me if there is any one I want to run and I look over at this evil looking lady and I say, I want her. OK, so we pull up to the line and I let her stage first, then I stage. The lights turn green and she is gone. Now I'm not saying my reaction time was slow, but the stater had to come over and tap on the hood of my truck and tell me the light was green. So I nail it and by that time this lady was about half way down the track. Now normally this wouldn't upset me but I'm looking at her and she is doing a parade wave as she is going down the track. Now I want you to know, I'm old (69) and pretty forgiving but this is just pretty hard to take. I mean, getting your ass waxed by some chick in an Olds converible is just down right embarrassing. O.K Denise, I still love you and revenge will come. Next year, same time, different results. You sweet thing you. By the way the ice cream after the race was good wasn't it? Ryan, I had an absolute ball. I had not been down a drag strip since 1967 and to have the opportunity to do it again was great. WHAT A HOOT!!!! THANKS BIG TIME!! Later, Dick
Wow, when I read the title I thought things must have really got out of hand at the hotel! I suppose since Denise was doing the waxing it would be okay either way!
Denise waxed your ass?? This shit's way outa line... hahaha...! Another victim to the 455 powered topless Olds
I really was afraid to open this due to the title. lol Thought it might be beauty tips for the crossdressing crowd.
Pretty sad title, but worth the look wasn't it. This was a fun weekend for me. I met lots of new people and saw a lot of my old buddies. Ryan and crew do one heck of a job. Later, Dick
Now see, let this be a lesson to you.....IF you tell a gal you'll buy her an ice cream BEFORE the race starts YOU might have had a more favorable outcome for yourself as I MIGHT then have LET you win. Thanks for an awesome race sweetie! Really looking forward to next years rematch Love ya!
My wife and I watched from the spec. side and could not believe when Lady Cruiser went by waving it was a nice touch.
I think both of us were in the mid 17s at some point in time, When I ran Denise I ran an 18 something, my worst time of the day and I might add, the worst reaction time. I think she was distracting me on purpose. I had a ball. Again Ryan and crew deserve a big thank you for doing this deal for us to enjoy. Later, Dick
jbergman- It may have been a nice touch from your perspective but it was embarrassing to me. Not really. I was laughing so hard when I got back to the pits I could hardly stand up. Denise is a real hoot. I probably will not live this down for a while. Later, Dick
You were afraid to open it? I hated typing in "Ass waxing" in the search tool... I can only imagine what Ass Spam I'll get on my computer. Dick you were a brave man taking on Denise in a drag race. She would be on my short list of people not wanting to race list. Denise has a Hot Rod heart and her Olds may be big but it would be faster then my Merc. Hey At least ya came in second... Happy Trails, Mick
http://photobucket.com/userinfo/reset/patrickmoran1966/1538400b86c6a9a69dbc814dae659c0d8fc09868 She had a lot of fun!!!!
With the drags coming up in 2 weeks I thought it might be time for this story to re-appear. I just got a PM from Denise challenging me to a race for ice cream so here we go again. Later, Dick
Sweetie, looking forward to ONCE AGAIN waxing your ass on the drag strip this time in The Cookie Pusher. You should check into buying stock in the local ice cream shop.
Ha, ha...Denise, the visual of you waxing some old fart's ass it too much... I mean with real wax, "Would you like carnuba on that?" r
I think it is time to rehash my old post with the drags coming up. Plus Denise has challenged me to a race for ice cream. Later, Dick
This just made my day.At first I was horrified,but I haven't laughed this hard in years! "I'm not gonna say my reaction time was slow,but the starter had to bang on the hood of my truck and tell me the light was green..." I had tears running down my face I was laughing so damn hard.....! Thanks for being such a good sport Dick,and thanks to both of you for being the kind of fun people that make the HAMB the really cool place that it is! Scott Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!
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