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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Last edited: Sep 1, 2010
  2. MeanOlB
    Joined: Feb 8, 2010
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    That's funny - he can't "poor" a proper drink. Maybe if you tipped him better...
     
  3. I drink bourbon neat. its pretty hard to screw up. But I do know your pain, I like an irish coffee with breakfast once in awhile and I don't think there is a bartender left alive that knows that irish coffee isn't harveys bristol cream and coffee.:p

    Sell everything friend, I'd be in line now if it was in the cards.
     
  4. kenc184
    Joined: Jun 22, 2010
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    LOL

    I can't imagine sitting on a bar stool for over ten years.
    That's a long time sat down...........
     
  5. What's a Colorado Bulldog? I know the band Mr. Big named a song that
     
  6. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,641

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    I can't imagine someone signed up in June and their first post was not an Introduction...:eek::D
    (I won't be the only one to "welcome" you...)

    I'm in for The new issue of Church and a Shirt!
    Thanks Boss!!


    Since the Drinking lamp is Lit,the first rounds on me!

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  7. Labold
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    It's been a while since I tended bar but if memory serves correct -
    Colorado Bulldog:
    Shot of vodka
    shot of Kahlua
    fill with half and half (or milk if prefered)
    splash with coke

    Shake and drink. They taste better than they sound.
     
  8. Ryan, Sarge in my avatar, said he can hook you up with a few hot Florida Bulldogs ;):p:rolleyes::D:cool:
     
  9. Thank you;)
     
  10. Dan10
    Joined: Aug 14, 2007
    Posts: 386

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    The bartender understands that no man with any pride would drink a Colorado Bulldog. He's been trying to get you to pull up your skirt and order a man drink for ten years now.
     
  11. -Brent-
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    It's a White Russian with a splash of Coke.

    Hahaha...
     
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  12. Mmmm Colorado Bulldogs! Havent had one in damn near 20 years.
     
  13. Pat Pryor
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    ZING! haha
     
  14. jasone
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    Colorado Bulldog, huh, I never heard it called that. I have been drinking those for years, but instead of Coke, I use Pepsi and have referred to it as a "Laverne and Shirley". An ex-girlfriend turned me on to it.
     
  15. yay...my first HAMB shirt!
     
  16. Give that man a tall gl*** of warm gin with a human hair in it.
     
  17. stude_trucks
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
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    Wow, the goods went fast. Closeouts page is blank. Must have missed all the deals already.
     
  18. big bad john
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    Ten years on the same chair......thats a long time:confused:
     
  19. KCsledz
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    Had a weak moment. now you have my money.
     
  20. fuel10922
    Joined: Dec 6, 2006
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    Ordered my stuff yesterday! Its my fall collection.
     
  21. chevy57dude
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    I'll be watchin' the mailbox for the shirt! Thanx Ryan!
     
  22. czuch
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
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    from vail az

    I was at my VFW with a friend and he orderd a "cocaine lady" WTF izzat?
    After the heros started talking again, I sat at another table.
     
  23. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
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    from il.

    You mean the stories of how they went in the prime of their lives thousands of miles away to serve the country they love or the stories of how now that they are old most feel they have been forgotten due to the fact that no one visits them, no one wants to help them and few pay them proper respect. I love those old guys, I am certain we would all be dead with out them.
     
  24. bulletproof1
    Joined: Feb 23, 2004
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    from tulsa okla

    if we're talking girlie drinks .my ex turned me on to vanilla vodka and dr pepper.tastes like a chocolate milk shake.
     
  25. johnybsic
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    from las vegas

    Damn I get paid tomarra' save some larges for me!
     
  26. SanDiegoJoe
    Joined: Apr 18, 2004
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    I picked up the latest copy of Church. It kills. Buy it.

    "Rusty Trombone" HA!!

    - Joe
     

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