COWBOY BOB'S - Fond du Lac, WI. - The date is set!!!

Watcha got goin' September 20th and 21st?

We finally figured out a date...
Nothin' fancy... Just roll in, pitch a tent, talk some ****, catch some fish...

You'll have to supply your own refreshments, but we'll try to have some coolers available... as well as grills for cooking.


No entertainment is planned, so everybody gets a turn playing their favorite tunes on their car stereo...
Until a fight breaks out...Like it says on the show bill...
"TUNERS and SUB-WOOFERS will be shot"
It pisses of the horses... and ME.
There might be a few guitars around, and if anyone has an interest in an "Un-plugged Jam" type thing, that's cool, too. Let me know...
Either PM me or E-mail NORWELD@CHEQNET.NET

There are three ponds on the property, and some nice Largemouth b*** and Bluegill. You're welcome to fish (catch and release only) and kids are welcome, too. Parents are expected to be responsible for their children's safety. There's water, there's cars, there's horses and dangers untold... Okay?

There is to be NO SMOKING in or around any building or barn.
COWBOY BOB's rules, and you don't really wanna piss-off COWBOY BOB... Do you?
Same goes for feeding the horses.
Funny thing about horses... When they get hungry enough, they eat their own ****...
They don't need bubble gum and chewing tobacco

That's pretty much it..

Hope you can make it...


JOE

 

You can count on the fox valley hunks to be there... ... LUKESTER

 

We will definetly be there representing the Fox Valley Drunks...I mean Hunks. As long as my beat 53 Chevy will make it the 15 miles. See ya in Sept. and keep Lukester away from the farm animals.

 

I'll be there. Rolling in some Swedish iron. I'd ride a horse, but I sold mine when I was 10, never should have sold that horse...

 

BTTT!!

 

What a great time it will be in F.D.L.
warm beer
lousy food
cold women
and thats just at the tourist info center.
Hope you can all make it.
DAN

 

sounds like fun, count me in...

 

BTTT

 

can i bring my dog? will there be "facilities" if we camp?

 

Sure! bring your dog.

There's one restroom in the barn, and I'm not sure if there's a shower in there or not.
We can always have one of the girls hose ya down and brush out your mane and tail...

We're working on a DJ... or at least some good equipment and a CD changer so we can pipe in some tunes.

Dad's ranch has a HUGE indoor riding arena, and he said if the weather turns to ****, we can move it inside. There's a machine shed that we can park a few cars in, too.
He's also going to saddle up a few ponies to ride, so make sure you bring the kids...
That's kinda what this is all about...
Good clean fun...
I'll have a bunch of extra fishin' poles there, so if you're cramped for room, don't worry about it.

I'm planning on bringing quite a bit of venison... like a whole deer, so that should go quite a ways.
I might even have some bear meat, but don't hold me to it...

I think SCALLOP and SPARKY are trying to round up some pallets for the fire pit, and since they're two of the biggest PYROs ever, it should singe some eyebrows.

We'll plan a few contests...
Pipe rapping... Flame throwing...
Burn-out ?

It should be a pretty cheap date for everyone...

...more as things progress


JOE

 

so who alls gona show at this shin dig?

 

Hey JYD! How much wood do you want? Or should I ask those that are coming.Would you like a fire to roast marshmallows or a bonfire like I have at my place,(you'd need forks 20 feet long)Flames are usually taller than the trees.Please respond and also give me a head count as to how many are coming.
Thanks DAN

 

I'll be there as long as I get my *** in gear and get some paint shot on my 53. It will be close, but I'm gonna try. Hope to see ya there.

 

Just to refresh your memory!!!!!!

 

Things are coming together...

My dad's arranging for a beer trailer, and to keep it simple, it'll be... Buy a cup and help yourself to all you can drink.

And HELLFISH... Sorry man, NO DOGS.
I spoke too soon on that one.
There's already been problems with dogs and horses, so I'm really sorry, but there's "No Dogs... No Exceptions"...
That does not, however apply to your dates.
We'll have a Port-o-pot there, too.
There is hot water in the bathroom in the barn, too, if anyone wants to wash up in the morning on Sunday.

But bring the kids!!!
Dad's got some real nice ponies, and there'll be someone there to make sure all the kids get to ride.

We'll work on some kind of prizes for a fishin' contest (for the kids), and some car related contests Saturday evening (for the BIG KIDS). I think Dan (SCALLOP53) is on that already.

I should take a second and thank the Fond du Lac Crew for their help on this. I'm 300 miles away, so I'm grateful.

Dan... Tell Cole his date from the Corn Roast will be there.(The one on the left) and tell SPARKY his date will be there, too. (The one on the right).

 

j.y.d when are you going to be ther,i might come saterday if i can find a co-pilet,

 

I'll be there Friday, getting things ready.

Everyone is welcome to show up anytime Saturday. We'll plan on getting things rolling around Noon, and we can start any contests at 2:00pm. That should give everyone time to get there, get settled and maybe even have time to get a little drunk
The bonfire will start around dark.
Plan on spending the night. Pitch a tent, bring a camper, sleep in your car or on a hay bale.
Stay around for awhile on Sunday... finish up the beer... stick a few more fish... just kinda take it easy.

As you can tell, we're really wingin' this, but more than anything, it's to be a "NO WORRIES" weekend.
As I said, dad has a big indoor arena, so if it rains we can move inside.

I don't see any reason why some folks can't show up on Friday night. Except, look for SCALLOP53, myself, and the rest of The Midnight Cruisers either at Gillie's drive-in (on South Main) in Lakeside Park (on North Main) or at the ranch, which is East of town out Hiway 151 North.
Nothing will really be set to go, and the beer trailer probably won't get there till Saturday morning, but come if you want. I'll post one of our cell #s so you can find us when you get to Fondy.

We'll post more as we think of it...

And I have to stress again... Contrary to what I said earlier...
There can be NO DOGS. Sorry


JOE

 

PBRmeASAP, if ya want a p***enger I'd like ta hitch a ride with ya. Get back to me. Or I could ride my bike,,,ahhh-Bicycle,,but one of the training wheels are broke,,,I always have been a lil off balance...

 

if i go i wold like go saterday,about 8:00 am,im in chicago you can just come hear,call me 773-631-2342,can you fix a can car if we brakdown

 

nick,
if i can get enought done on the **** box, i'd like to roll up there and drink a few beers with them.

 

Hey PBR, We'd love to have a few beers with you,seeing as how last time (IOLA)we only had one then split.Hope to see you up here.NOW GET TO WORK ON THAT ****BOX!!!!!!

DAN

 

I wish I could come, but I need to lock myself in the shop to get some **** done.

Nummnutt stop by my shop on your way and we can wack the high one.

 

10-4,we can wack them for $20, do you think we can do it just me and you, how far are you from fond do lick, is the gril going to be ther????

 

I'm about 75 miles from Fondy?

lets whack that ****er.

 

Here's what's cookin'...

The beer trailer is all set. We'll have PBR and Bud Lite.
Buy a cup and drink all ya want.
There'll be pop, too.

The prize for the kids fishing contest is a BRAND NEW CAR!!!
O.K. no it's not, but it is a BRAND NEW BIKE!!!
So bring the kids.

Dad's got a really cool "train" that he pulls behind his 4-wheeler. Kids love it.

We're seriously thinkin' about roasting a pig. My dad has had a guy do some for previous ranch parties and they've been AWESOME...
Not as good a TMAN's but damn good...
If I could get a head-count, and figure there'll be enough to help eat it, we'll set it up.

We'll have prizes for the contests, too. Which are:
Pipe rapping
Flame throwing
Spark plug changing
...and more if someone has suggestions.

We're planning a couple double secret contests, too.
We'll announce the winners as the day goes on.

A cruise would be cool, too. Maybe a Gille's drive-in run, for ice cream, around 9:00pm (they close at 11)...
We'll see what goes on, I guess.

Like I said, too. If you have SWAP stuff, feel free to bring it. I'm planning on having some stuff laid out.
Stuff too good to sell on Ebay...

We're planning on a special guest appearance by Elton John.
Haa ha ha! That's rich... I crack myself up...
No, we're just gonna plan on a system and a CD changer.

So, if you have kids, or not. Plan on makin' it.

With that, who's coming...?
CHEATERS?
CZARS?
SICK BOYS?
MAX GEARHEAD?
MAX WEDGE?
MISS HOOTCH?
MR ZENOR?
BOBK?
HOTRODLADYCRUZR?
ROCKY?
TMAN?
SCOOP?
GERM?

...the Professor and Marianne....

...and should we plan on a pig?

This is fun!


THANKS,
JOE

 

Another update!!
Started hauling wood on Wed. for bonfire.Sparky and I already hauled about 100 pallets and have about another 100 to go,hope that will be enough.
DAN

 

Just sittin around with Sparky and goin over **** for the show (along with puttin away a few beers....and steaks on the grill).Went to a friends house today to work on a new ride in hopes to have it on the road for the first time at the show.Hope all can come cuz we have some really nice door prizes and games for kids and older kids alike.Also Sparky is selling a running sbc,and hopes to have it there on a stand to fire it up,if we're lucky maybe you can find out how he got his name,if he adds flame throwers.Also we are giving away a kids brand new bike,a brand new complete Saint wire wiring harness,and many more.

Hope to see you this weekend,
DAN

 

this weekend right....???? what year is it???? oh ****..... LUKESTER

 

Hi Luke!

 

Have you been drinking already?