I'm all cocked up... I thought I was smoking Sherm sticks

...As I take a step back to let the man go past.

Glad to see you are still converting O into CO2.

 

Maybe I'm just behind on hip terminology...


But is he supposed to be COKED up....or ****ed up...because really...there's an awful big difference. It just might change the way I view Germ....

 

now that is funny.

that's the funnest thing you've written since you referenced how some people around here hold a bench mark of "traditional" as what the Shifters were doing back in '96.

that was funnier actually- keep it up Jim.

Germ- where ya been, pinche puto.....?

 

FNG beware... Glad to see ya back Germ....Fido

 

good idea, if he was the moderator, no one would screw around and break any rules

 

The hypocrisy is mind numbing...

 

It's Alive!!!!!!!

 

That sound like a good idea, but then there would be no more newbies.


Unless they were gay or something........lol...

 

yeah where the hell is long dong anyway?? hes been gone for a long time.

 

Don't go hoppin' on the bandwagon trying to make me change my signature because Jimmy White was the first and only one to tell me my ramblings were funny.

 

Where the hell is *****s!

 

Just got back from a week away and its good to be home... All the newbies trying to figure whether its cool or not to talk **** about him...or if hanging from his scrotum chain is better...

Red, White and Crew..... hope they tour here....

 

Tho i'm not quite a newbie'been here since June of last year'would someone ...'School' me on this Germ feller? you can pm me if you'd like
i'm just curious as many here seem to hold him in high regard or?

 

Yeah, yeah you are. Maybe you should look at some of the old posts.

 

hold on boys and girls, i think the ***s gone again. hes like mars man, around every once in a while, then whooom! gone again. except different, germs got nitrous.

 

I'm home again. The Jalopy Journal-Spreadint the Gospel of GERM. Got a problem with that? Go play in traffic, naked...on a dark, cold night, on the freeway. Thanks, Germ. The new HAMB needed to be completed. It is done!!

 

This Germ seems like a very interesting....... Germ........

 

Can I sum this up for all the newbies?


Look, Germ is kinda like this lifestyle that alot of us on here are into, if you have to ask, then you don't need to know.

 

Amen.

Now off to the bottle shop.

MKK

 

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I like you germ. I feel smarter after reading what you have to say. I'm not trying to be a kiss ***, I'm just speaking the truth.

You need to stay around here. You keep ***goty kids like me from getting too wrapped up in "the GIMMICK (tm)".

 

Right Germ... 3 dime bags and I'll pay you Monday. Man your code get's tough sometimes!!!! Can't you just say screw all the posers and GOD bless Vietnamese Ohioan Hot Rodders....ha ha.....da S***ch

 

Germ is just a plain ****in' ruler!! Who likes to say things like:

"If FLAVA FLAV, was a ROCKABILLY CHICK, would he wear a 50's TOASTER around his NECK????"

or

"WHERES that HOMO with the SHOEBOX that SAYS his CHEECH and CHONG CHOP top, is PERFECT?"


I hope he won't mind if I post some more of his work here.... And if he does, I'm sure he'll let me know.







Drama Queen.
who snorkled all night with bubble gum nose,to bring you more barris CHEW toys............ that your DOG can URINATE on.......

Music by the *****E NADS(tm) BARBERSHOP TANNED FRANKIE LANE,,,,,,
performing 4 acts of.....

"Slitting my 32 FORESKIN with the UNFINISHED B-PILLARS, BLEEDING in the JUSTIFICATION of LAZINESS, STILL with the scent of MUFF and ***** in the air!!!!!!
TRUE HEROES will DIE after a night of BEDDING the fat CHICK named " RAT ROD PATINA....
who models for the BETTY CROCKER-PAGE cookbook....

WAYNO.

I'm down with the "CYCLONE" FLATHEAD gear, It comes NEW,,,!!!! and a SET OF THEM is GREAT because they haven't been ***GORIZED(tm) by some TEENAGE SOCIAL REBEL,who decided he wanted to PRETEND BELLAUTO PARTS was still open,when he PORTED the HEADS with his TREE TRIMMER................

, **** ,man!!! I'm the ROBIN HOOD of LEADSLED RED WHEELS RAT ROD BUILDING(tm).............., I weld bird**** SLAG, in the family garage like the 50's bro.....REMEMBER when we AIRSTREAMED our fat pregnant,floor sweaping, YOUTH OVENS(tm) we call wives........ to B-VILLE, so they could *****.......and moan about the financial restraits based on something STUPID....... like the LAYOUT of tile in the chain smoking RED HEADED DRUNKS ****ing trailer being better then ours..................
the BEST TRAILER parks near mine= NO *******, ***, or CHEERLEADER suites.........................

I pray for the rain in CALIFORNIA, because "I'm the *****RANCHER(tm) of RAT ROD WORLD...........and the women GROW faster and faster with each invasion....................
KINDA,
like the ALMONDS that ***GOT john STIENBACK jerked off over when he IMMIGRATED to california........................after he decided being AMISH was as GAY as LIVING in MICHIGAN..............

His book would have been much better if it discussed SCREWING GIRDLE wearing tramps from the BURGER HOP....................In the back of his AUNTs," KITCHEN CLUCKER... SISSY wagongrocery getter.............
The ***** smoked more MARLBOROS and said RACIST words more then JOHN WAYNE....................

In the 50's,
I told the union that my LOGO was "I FARM *****, so you don't have to"(tm).................
I have a plantation of ****S, trying to get into the RAT ROD,VON DUTCH,TRL. INDUSTRY..................
the SILICON them ***TIES right out of a training bra and....... they can put fake bird **** on my roadster, and let some FAT SLOB, draw lines on my ****BOX, That I can't even chop up and snort!!!

It's a GREASERS VERSION of BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS all over the ****ing "PUSSPATINA"... ..........The 50's are hard cause we don't have JESSIE JAMES to HATE or ROSIE ODONELL,to marry her FEMALE LAWN CHAIR............. and they havent invented VIVID VIDEOS yet .....WAYNO,
so JERKING OFF is RESTRICTED to the SEARS ROEBUCK bra SECTIONS...........


So we will say that our TARGET will be that ****ING SELLOUT, STU HILBORN.....he;s a ****HEAD because he was seen MOONLIGHTING with that BOOZE ****ER guy, FRANK "The baby arm *****" SINATRA.(tm)................. who happens to swing a rather large BABY ARMED SIZED PEACHPLUNGER......,,,.."nicknamed by that 15 year old cuban girl". JOSEPH Mc CARTHY called
"The FIDEL FRANK**** DICTATOR"..............
FRANK had some ISSUES.....
he was TRUELY unsure how HUGE his MEMEBER was..
" FRANK was thinking about the TIME he had to shower with SAMMY (the satan worhipper DAVIS JR". ........................while TOMMY LASARDO farted all over the ROOM..........
HE didn't have anything to compare his M*** to.....

The folklore of the african tuskdong had not been exploted yet by the FUTURE GRACING of WILT "the stilk" CHAMBERLAN ,,,,,,

SAMMY was a smaller framed GHOULofaDEVIL african, but his PIG STICKER(tm) was moonlighting in a new TOOTSIE ROLL COMMERCIAL,cause he was HUNG small like those TRAN***UALS in the circus of freak shows on CONEY ISLAND.......

Once he saw SAMMIES gr***hopper leg.............
FRANKIE knew he was GIFTED.......HE BROKE WOMEN and he MADE *****ES out of BODY BUILDERS............. SINATRA was the ****** PLUMBER(tm)........... the POSTER ****ING BOY for RAPID ROOTER(tm)......................

ACTUALLY its a KNOWN FACT He wrote "IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS" thinking of SAMMIES *****".. originally it was set to be en***led "IN THE PEE PEE room his WEE WEE GLOOMED PRUNE SKIN"""....................

SAMMY didn't ****ing CARE, he was "RUNNING with the DEVIL" and BANGING "CALIFORNIA" GIRLS... long before DAVID LEE ROTH rocked with VAN HALEN............... SAMMY wore ANTON LEVAY eyes........................

Another LOSS with SINATRA was about to ring in the CHORDS of CONFUSION when he decided to release his ALBUM tuned to the subliminal readings of the ***le "A MAN and HIS MEMBER"... ..........that was his FISHING LINE TREBLEHOOKED to SNAG ****S as they MILL around VEGAS smelling DIAMONDS.........................
The record companys revoked that ***le, due to being uncertain if the LINBERG baby was a "BACK to the FUTURE " version of John BONEY RAMSEY"........

Sinatra had to settle the score with a simple GAYNOTE ***LED "A MAN AND HIS MUSIC".............
FATE became public FEAR when RUMORS surfaced that OL-BABY EYES, was DRINKING and PLUNGING more ******, then a normal human could TACKLE...................

.HE had an APPE***E to "ROCK THE CODtm)..........
and NANCY did her HILLARY CLINTON ACT,(tm) by CLOSETING her LESBIANISM that existed in the URGES of LOOKING up WIMBELTON tennis PLAYERS dresses, while dreaming about brothel houses in cobblestoned PARIS...............

VENICE SMELLS like OAKLAND.....

FRANK came with the FUTURE in the same art as HOT RODS,,,, he PICKLED NANCY REAGAN,while RONALD plotted revenge for the COLD WAR....and picked out apple trees for his REAGAN RANCH....................... so he could masterbate in his GEORGE WASHINGTON costume, while JODY FOSTER throws METAL TIPPED DARTS at his ***.............

The future brought us FAST FOOD,and FAT WOMEN got FATTER, all the while OL BLUE EYES, was leaving his "MEAT TUBE LUGIES",(tm) all over VEGAS,,,,
He had it all. and NO ****ING loud mouth ***** of a DWARF, named JOE PESHI,was gonna ACT like an ITALIAN, and TAKE AWAY HIS GLORY................you **** with FRANK THE CRANK(tm),
he calls the MAFIA....

the FUTURE ****S, we HAVE ricky lake TRAMPS with TRUCKSTOP TATTOOES, *** BANDS like KORN,and LIMP BIZKITTS,,,,,,,,,Coke that taste like LAUNDRY SOAP

WAYNO........
the CHICKS are REVOLTING by getting SLOPPY and COSMETICALLY LAZY..........INSTEAD of ***S I can answer the phone with,and pretend I'm napping in a romper room bean bag of skin............
these chicks LISTEN TO FOLKLESBIAN tunes(tm) LIKE Jonie Mitchel,,
and grow soft PANCAKE ***TIES!!!!

These BIMPS spend time babbling the redundantcey of FEM issues....... They impress each other WITH ROCKABILITY(tm) in the DONKEY YAWNS through BEAVER TEETH(tm) that leak from their SNOUTS ,.........

people in ASIA are sleeping in DUNGHUTS(tm) and these SLOBS are buying VINTAGE cooking **** to BETTY PAGE a PUKE YELLOW KITCHEN............

They won the CL*** WAR with the ****ing 50's TOASTER, that doesn't toast a piece of JEWISH rye bread like the new toasters found in MODERN department stores........

you can buy a TOASTER, but what LANGUAGE do you want it WRAPPED in?
BELUSHI is GONE, ROB HALFORD is a HOMO.........
AND ARTISTS whine like AUTISM STUDENTS trying to cure H.I.V. with MAGIC JOHNSON screwing their wives in CAMBODIA, ITS A BATTLE CRY of POVERTY,when some WINE SNORKLER doesn't antiup on his FLAVORED RETRO CHIC painting........
Get a JOB WASHING WINDOWS, or DIGGING HOLES, that to me PAINTS the PICTURE of being a RAT RODDER DEUCE COUPER(tm).................

DANNY DEVITO drives a TAXI, and you know that he stole a booster seat from DENNYS,,,after he cut in front of BLACK FOLKS that they were MAKING pay in advance before being seating.........AL SHARPTON rang the BELL,,,, he got MARRIED...... I heard to "INCHEULA BONCHA MOHAMEDITIE ALI," (no relation to the boxer that decided he wanted to BE Jane Fonda, and DODGE the DRAFT)..................
I wonder if SEAN PENN was spawned from JANE FONDA,and MARTIN SHEEN..??

AL SHARPTEN was the MAN in the mission,
HE WAS HIP HOPPING,and BLING BLINGING, long before white KIDS from IDAHO, started the CRIPS GANG..............

AL was THE EAZY E.before EAZY E...... the LOCKS he sported would make TINA TURNER, cry................HARDER then when IKE stretched her EARS with PLIERS...........cause he ran out of nasal spray..........

AL was a GOOD REV.
he, drove a "DODGE DART", and wore his DODGERS hat, while PIMPING the SOUNDS of the GOOD LORD, and FINDING SATANISM in FISHER PRICE..........

DELOREAN RAT ROD comes BACK to PASO ROBLES, to gather FASHION INTELLIGENCE from the MEATSWALLOWERS in the SOUTH EAST CORNER......

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, SETZERS MERC is CROOKED, and.
JOHN HOLMES is doing GAY **** to support his CHICKS cocaine HABIT,,,,

I just wonder where the **** the atari 2600 is, so I can park my BMX bike, make a BEER CAN PIPE,,smoke some DIRTWEED(tm) with seeds,and PLAY COMBAT...........

My mom was in BEAVER HUNT,

FRED WILLIAMS. is more funner then AL SHARPTON, and FRED used his RAZOR TONGUE to KILL GERMANS in G.I. BRO...........

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE give me HOPE, that MUSICIANS can be ELECTROCUTED by their EQUIPMENT,,,,,,,,

FREE MUMIA, I need a SOCIAL CAUSE,
to replace the BOREDOM the BEATLES BROUGHT instead of bringing REVOLUTION when they LANDED in NEW YORK!! They had SALAD BOWL hair..... and ED SULLIVEN ROLLED out the RED CARPET

KILL ME PLEASE,(2004)

ask MR SPOCK.AKA" BIRD BEAK EARS", when he's done RUINING his CAREER in AIRLINE commercials,,,,, to LUBE the OLD TRAVEL TUBE, and
HUGH BEAUMOUNT, me back to the 50's so I can invent CRYSTAL METH, and TRUCK STOPS,,,,,,,,,,
We needed more STORIES of CRACK BABIES and BROKEN HOMES,,,,,,,,

I can CONVERT to AMISH, dress up like MICHAEL LANDON and raise my family selling SOAP door to door to "FEMALE FLOOR MOPPERS", who KEEP the HOUSE CLEAN..................
I can HIDE my **** mags in the "DEN",cause it's OFF LIMITS to FEMALES.... Thats where me and my CRICKET buddies, talk about screwing our wives friends, behind their backs...........

I played POCKET POOL today, WITH major TECH baby,,,,,,,,
while COMING down from the DARVOCETS my DOCTOR gave me, to beat my DRUNK DRIVING CASE.......

FATHERFURY and HARVESTER OF BONDO, seemed to have BROKEN radio SILENCE,,,
I expect their SUICIDE LETTERS to arrive anyday now.............

HEAVY METAL
TEENAGE SUICIDE
****BOXES

TRADITIONALLY YOURS,
and In the spirit of being POMPADORABLE....,,,,

GERM
AKA

"GERMY***HURTSFROM T-MANS HOMO ****** SHIFTERS FETISH".......

LOATHE a LOVE you LOST, with the LUST of another LOLLIE....

I'm GOING to HELL,with a 40 ounce of KING COBRA,and a PACK of CAMELS.
singing NIGHT MOVES, by BOB SEAGAR

PULL THE TRIGGER...




--------------------
EVERY LOSERS HERO

 

Any questions? Good. I have nothing to add, Your Honor. Wayno

 

His ramblings are good ta see again. But i think it's just a teaser ta git our ******s hard. The full rectul ***ault is yet to come. No lube fer newbies.

 

WTF Wayne..!!! Are you up at 04:30 in the morning again..?!! Crazy old man!

What's up!

I was thinking about you today... Better check our site in a little while. I'll let you know.

 

Actually, I was up at 3, Maurice. Had to see if Germ was sitting on my front porch. I'll PM you later. Wayno

 

I'm still sick and actually can't laugh because of a super hurting troat, but now you crack me up man!!


Talk soon,

M.