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How to Hot Rod a Turkey

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Mike Zenor, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. sorry if this is O/T, but I thought the HAMB would appreciate this amazing feat of meat engineering.

    Ladies and gents, I give you the mighty 80,000 calorie Hogturbaconduckenchickenquailenator.



    Happy T-Day!
     
  2. big bad john
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    .....Man.....I've gain weight just by watching you make it......
     
  3. Holy Shmoly... I think I had a heart attack and went to heaven!

    I think it was funny seeing him serve the food with a cigarette hanging from his mouth like that is nothing compared to the food he's serving!
     
  4. GaryB
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    dayum I think I'll throw my prime rib away
     
  5. davidvillajr
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    whatever you do.....

    don't UNDERCOOK it!!!!

    ewwww.

    Looks plenty tasty in the video though.

    Happy Gobble Gobble

    dv
     
  6. tb33anda3rd
    Joined: Oct 8, 2010
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    why is that good? what does it taste like? i don't know if i want my chicken to taste like duck or ham, or turkey taste like chicken etc. of course that being said bacon does go with just about anything.
     
  7. Turducken chicken in a duck then into the turkey.Pete
     
  8. Splinter
    Joined: May 14, 2005
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    BACON!!!!!!
    'nuff said.
     
  9. 10bucks
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    Then dip it in Ranch Dressing!
     
  10. lostforawhile
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    awesome!! a turducken to the extreme!!! i went to a lot of trouble to make a great spiral ham, but no one woke me up and the slow cooker destroyed it. RIP 30 dollar ham. i'm not sure on hotrodding it, but all those baked beans and deviled eggs cause some terrible backfires
     
    Last edited: Nov 26, 2010
  11. Haha! Had a turduckin today as a matter of fact ...
     
  12. historynw
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    My cholesterol levels went up just watching.
     
  13. Evel
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    That's great and all.. but we made a Cherpumple!...it's the desert version of a Terducken..

    1st layer Ginger bread cake with a apple Pie inside
    2nd layer vanilla cake with a cherry pie in it
    3rd layer chocolate cake with a pumpkin pie in it
    Stacked and covered in vanilla frosting...

    It was amazing!

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  14. Dynaflash_8
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    Im gonna have to have a quadruple byp*** after watching that
     
  15. Magnus
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    I'm of for Thanksgivin dinner tomorrow at Kuztomklaus and Cindy's house. She always cooks up something amazing, but that dessert??? I had my quadrupel a few years ago.
     
  16. 56don
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    God, after watching that I think I am going to become a vegetarian!
     
  17. Ctm_motortrends
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    Wow !!! I can hear myself getting fatter !!!
     
  18. Doc.
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    Yeah, if I ever get the death penalty...I want my last meal to be Turduckin and a piece of Cherpumple. Oh yeah and a Diet Coke to wash it down with. HAHA


    Doc.
     
  19. Royalshifter
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    I have to agree Doc...............I think if you eat all that they won't have to electricute anybody.
     
  20. NITROFC
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  21. hotrd32
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    Damn Evil that cake is amazing....
     
  22. my47soto
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    I think I have put on 15 lbs. just watching that
     
  23. Frankie47
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    from omaha ne.

    Watch it again wingnutz and you will see the same guy near the end, gasp.....wearing a yamaka! I wonder if he ate any:eek:he's probably already in dutch with the rabbi just for serving all that bacon:D:D
     
  24. 23 bucket-t
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    The calories will kill you before the under cooking will.
     
  25. gnichols
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    I think I might have liberated this shot from another HAMB post... or not. Gary
     

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