.......and the mommy station wagon looks the daddy FED in the eye with a special *****le and thats how g***ers are born... evil mad scientist voice "Ve hav ze ezzenzial elements, ja? now rrremuv zat vich duz not rezemble ze Amerikan akzeleration contest vehicle. Ve vill be victorious uber alles.!!""
"Dancing With the Cars" ===================================================== P.S. Whats really weird is that is nowhere near the drag strip. That's at Pomona and the strip is way in the background where that row of trees is.
Picture and old, blue haired lady who can barely see over the steering wheel as it is: "Let me change this radio station dear, it sounds like a raceway thru the speakers................ooops"
when I told you we need to be going 30mph to get it to start - I meant AFTER you were touching the push bar
. Ok, I'll pull a wheelie just to show you that I'm not BSing you when I said that I could do it. But I warned you, I can't see where I'm going when it's up!!!. **** .
"hey boss, the body dont quite fit on the funny car." "well, we didnt have any jack stands...." "You didnt bring any oil for the rail? Well then use the oil from the wagon...You dont have a pan to drain into?? Well, there is ONE way to get oil from engine to engine." "The wagon broke on the way up, and the rail didnt have a hitch, so we just....."
"careful when you push start, the line-lock is acting up" Marvins new helmet was a hit with the sponsor, it had great visual impact, but his neck was sore after a couple of runs
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