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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Jey, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
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    I'll run by there for ya...wearin' a wife beater, tattooed greaser trash...and I'll tell him that I'm going to "modify" it slightly like I did my Dodge (even though I bought mine already "modified").... :)
     

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  2. JamesG
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    Buy it and do this to it, then drive it back over to show him how you "fixed it up"....................................LOL!

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  3. Smokin Joe
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    Grillshell, runningboards/front fenders, firewall/gas line and dash say it's a 30, not a 31. Wheels should be painted to match the pinstripe to be "correct". Don't ask me why I know this. Grin. But then it may be titled on a 29 frame. My 31 coupe is titled as a 28 because that's what the frame is.
     
  4. briggs&strattonChev
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    ahhh HA, so that means that here in ND we'll get to have our rods a few more years, while you fancy cali boys are swarming over the stock model A's. HA HA.............I KNEW ND would win in the end!


    and when the guy says "hazels", I am nearly positive he means "hassles". It makes sense that way.
     
  5. Smokin Joe
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    No it doesn't. The rest of the sentence is just as screwed up.
    I'll bet he's a High School English teacher.
     
  6. briggs&strattonChev
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    haha ok then JOE, it makes MORE sense

    do you not agree that he meant hassles?
     
  7. briggs&strattonChev
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    I'll make some corrections for him:

    You are bidding on a very well kept 1929 Ford. The car runs perfectly and has a new 6 volt battery, just turn the key and go. I drove the car a week ago to our favorite whorehouse. The good thing about this vehicle is that all the hassles normally associated with vehicles of this era have been taken care of. The winning bidder is responsible for shipping but we can help with it.
     
  8. Boones
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    from Kent, Wa
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    I assume you are going to shitcan all the factory stuff.... if you cut it up, leave the factory colors...
     

  9. Somebody PLEASE photoshop the picture of him next to this one and e-mail it to him... asking him if he thinks it would make a nice RAT ROD!!

    On a serious note... I've done exactly what you're thinking about doing... and probably would not have gone so far with mine as I had. At the time, it seemed like the thing to do...
    Sam.
     
  10. DrJ
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    Actually I would love to have that sedan, in fact I've been dreaming about this for a while.
    I wouldn't leave it stock either because I would want to drive it on the freeways here and they do 80 on the 405 in OC.
    But I wouldn't touch the body.
    Just steel 16" wheels with WWWs and Mercury hub caps, an overhead conversion on a B engine and (syncro) trans with a '32 gas tank added to the rear.
    Maybe, juice brakes and maybe not. Depends on if I dropped the front axle or not.
    But I would keep all the take offs and not do anything that couldn't be unbolted and swapped back to stock.
     
  11. Mutt
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  13. Jey
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  14. briggs&strattonChev
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    my grandmas name is Hazel
     
  15. snortonnorton
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    LOL, you're freaking awesome man.

    that's so funny. I hate that guy so much, but i don't know why.

    is this wrong?
     
  16. Jey
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    naw. he just comes off really arrogent.



    someone send him the link to this thread though.
     
  17. I'm with you 100%.

    It kills me to see nice original bodied cars all cut-up to make a statement that will go out of style in 5-10 years. Resto-Rods and real Hot-Rods are in style and always will be!
     
  18. Jey
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    who cares...


    it will just get crushed in a few years either way.


    do what you want with your money, and i will do the same! :)
     
  19. KustomLincolnLady
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    LOL :D Who the hell cares!!! Our philsophy is "if theres one restored one thats more than enough"!!!!! :p :p DO IT
     
  20. RustyRedRam
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    Who cares how pissed he'd get. Whack the living daylight out of it. If he gets uptight about it, kindly inform him that it isn't his car anymore and the new owner can do as he sees fit with it. Hell even better once you pay him take a grease pencil and start marking where you're gonna chop it. Make sure he is watching as you mark it up.

    RRR
     
  21. greggski
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    leave the thing alone. There's plenty of other cars out there that need to be chopped and modified. Nice examples of older cars are hard to find. Let someone buy it who would appriciete for what it is. A nice old american built car! gregg
     
  22. Me know speekee engrish well, explain please following sentence.

    "The good thing about this vehicle is that all the hazels normally in this age vehicles was taking care off."
     
  23. hep1966
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    Maybe it's my childish sense of humor but I'd like to see the picture edited.

    The guy crapping himself while standing next to the chopped car.

    Someone must be able to do it.
     
  24. thesupersized
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  25. Jey
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    i did one, it's www.stud1y.com/photoshop/turnkey.jpg


    but my site is down for some reason?
     
  26. hep1966
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    Sorry I missed previous the posts.

    My bad.
     
  27. snortonnorton
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    from Florida

    that guy is so ugly, but he's probably loaded and gets more girls than me... LOL he brings him to his favorite restaurant!!!!!!! all the way to his favorite restaurant......
     
  28. Matt Jones
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    For him, reading this would be like listening to three guys talk about how they want to freight train your daughter.
     
  29. Sure, they go for the early-bird special at the buffet place and load up their plastic baggies in their pockets with meals for the next three days... probably a week's worth of food stored under the seats of that Model A - that's what he's so proud of. Thats when the Florida buffet houses do most their business, early-bird specials...
     
  30. Read the first page, someone translated it already to english from whatever bad translation it is..
     

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