ATTN: bad eggs, *******s, bikers, black sheep, bootleggers, bullies, convicts, criminals, culprits, delinquents, drunkards, evildoers, felons, finks, heels, hoodlums, jailbirds, lowlife, outcasts, outlaws, pickpockets, racketeers, rapscallions, rat finks, ruffians, scalawags, scoundrels, sinners, sleazeballs, vagabonds, villains, wretches, and wrongdoers (and methodists): All HAMBers are invited to party at Dino's Lounge on the strip. 1516 Las Vegas Blvd South. The sign out front reads "THE LAST NEIGHBORHOOD BAR ON THE STRIP" Across the street from 'OG's' - Olympic Gardens nudie bar. Past Stratosphere. There is a big parking lot and the bar will be expecting you. See Rider, the bartender, and tell 'em Erik from NJ sent you. All bikers, goads, loads, and miscreants are welcome. This is a dive bar in a **** neighborhood. here you will find $5 ******s, a decent pool table, toothless winos, and Charles Bukowski. The parking lot is big, the bartenders are cool, and sometimes there are random orgies. I am planning a real event here later this summer, but I suggest everyone swerve or stagger in any chance you get!
I announced this a month ago asking for interest, and didn't get much response, so I'm not making a real event out of it. If people want to set a date and time, I'll coordinate with the bar. As it is now, things are quiet there and everyone is welcome anytime. It makes a nice late night night watering hole.
What do you want a ****ing red carpet ***hole? I asked you pieces of **** if you wanted to do something over a month ago on the VLV thread. The police were already notified about the whole weekend. I had bands set, a tent, a bikini car wash with strippers, and even a block of hotel rooms. It was short notice, but all I got was one response, so I dropped the formal work. Organizing **** like this takes money and time. I was planning on setting it up again officially for the fall. Now you all can kiss my ****ing ***. **** you. I had the place waiting for you the whole ****ing weekend, all you had to do was set a time, or just show the **** up. Are you afraid to show up somewhere and be the only guy in the place with greasy hair and a little ****? Can't you *******s do anything without being told when and where to do it? Does you ****ing mom still wipe your ***-dripping ***es?
HAHA settle down.... I was just ****in around... I'm sorry to offend you.. I want to go and check out that bar... hope to see you there and shake your hand... now I hope not to have to duck a swing of your fist... haha No hard feelings.... see ya there
Holy **** man, have you tried DECAF? I like toothless ******s and bartender orgies as much as the next guy, but you're scarin' me man. WTF? I noted the address and was thinking I'd swing in to check the place out (never been to VLV or Vegas, don't really know how I'll be spending my time), now I'm thinking I might just stay the hell away. I didn't know it was RSVP only.
Sounds like a looser trying to have the "big party on campus"... but I like the way he alphabetizes... Sam.
Then there'd be two of ya! Lighten up. Did someone on here ask you to set this thing up? It sounds like it was your party... ... you can cry if you want to.
Alright, sorry for the short fuse. I had to cancel my trip out because of family health issues. I still don't appreciate being called a pozer, and the other ****, after trying to do a cool thing for people without asking for anything in return. Everyone is still welcome over at Dino's. Best time to show up is late night, between midnight and 7AM. Down the strip past the Tropicana on the left. If the door is locked, ring the buzzer, and tell 'em Erik sent you.
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