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New heavy duty transmission.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by IrishHills, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. I just a shame that they didn't install a left handed gizzle switch. With out that it could become discombobulated causing s rift in the time space continuum. Thus not alowing the grifterglam to not have the ability to bend space in such a fashion that the glamerfabulation will no longer snarfel the garfok.
     
  2. tatstommy
    Joined: Dec 26, 2007
    Posts: 46

    tatstommy
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    ^ Genius reply!!! HAHAHAHAhaaa
     
  3. Many years ago ...<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:p></O:p>
    Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business.
    They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within the training industry.

    This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.

    Now remember and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.
    Nothing he says is true. He had NO script!
    This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew.

    It was all made up as he went along.


     
  4. 1971BB427
    Joined: Mar 6, 2010
    Posts: 9,845

    1971BB427
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    from Oregon

    Great! Was that the absent minded professor?
     
  5. DamnYankeesKustoms
    Joined: Jan 14, 2010
    Posts: 297

    DamnYankeesKustoms
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    that's some funny ****!!!!
     
  6. InPrimer
    Joined: Mar 10, 2003
    Posts: 778

    InPrimer
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    This guy probably works for the gov't, total BS, but sounds reasonable to the uneducated m***es....
     
  7. Well that's pretty much how I do everything. I make it up as I go.

    The vid is fun for sure.
     
  8. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

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    Yea my motto has always been; " not knowing how to do something has never kept me from doing it ".
    The s**** metal bucket in my shop will attest to that, as will the s**** wood bag at work.
     
  9. Charlie Sheens Engineer brother.
     

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