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Idiots and Hot Rods.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BigRy, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Kripfink
    Joined: Sep 30, 2008
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    One of the only benefits of being a quad, I get to park up in those big old disabled spaces!You ought to see the look on some of the old folks faces when we pull up in the kripple kart, already to give it to us with both barrels for taking up a disabled space until the badge goes up and I roll down the ramp:D
    hell, I have to get my kicks somehow.
    Paul
     
  2. flamingokid
    Joined: Jan 5, 2005
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    The last ding I got was at a restaurant in my Xterra.Big ol' honkin' chip and the douchenozzle just gave me a smartass look.After he went inside,I punched both of his pillars on the Escalade.We came out at the same time and he just stood there and stared.I gave him a smartass smile back.Karma(or Carma).Unfortunately,I usually leave the nice shit at home and I drive my 269k Altima(that I still don't want door dings on).We should all move to a place called Cartown,where everybody respects your ride.
     
  3. Tricknology
    Joined: Mar 9, 2006
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    best answer so far,,,

    you cna't change people,,,so you have to adjust to them.

    They do not bother me at all...cause i do not get near them

    I do the same with my non- hot rod daily drivers,,,I drop off who ever at the door,,,then drive WAY far away,,, and park by myself taking up serveral spots.

    been doing this since 1972.
     
  4. Tricknology
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    but do not take the core all the out!!!

    You want a Slow LEAK,,,so they keep filling up the tire every other day!!!
     
  5. Truckedup
    Joined: Jul 25, 2006
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    Hmmm,so when a person open his door and dings your car....you do the same in return to their car,usually when they ain't looking.Now we got two assholes doing damage to cars.If some one damages your car,either tell them to their face. If you can't....take off their wipers :D
     
  6. modelaman
    Joined: Nov 26, 2007
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    from sunland ca

    I came out of a store to find a lady with her 2 rug rats one in the rumble seat jumping around and the other in the drivers seat playing with the steering wheel while she video tape it. I guess she thought it was a kiddie ride. when I tried to tell her that her kids cant be in there she dummied up and no longer spoke or understood english
     

  7. Well I suppose ther is an advantage to speaking several and being able to be vulgar in several more. :D
     
  8. I think some people are jelious and do the 'stupid' things on purpose. If they can't have a cool car, they will try to wreck/scratch/dent yours.
     
  9. bobss396
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    Should have asked her, "why are you taking pictures of MY kids?". I bet she'd understand that.

    Bob
     
  10. bobss396
    Joined: Aug 27, 2008
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    And my wife asks why I prefer primed cars over nicely painted ones... if you drive and park somewhere the door ding is inevitable. With it in the driveway, the mailman can walk by and ding it, there's no safe haven!

    Bob
     
  11. Thats funny
     
  12. abe lugo
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    If you ever go to Bob's there is some guys that will sit on fender even, and give you the stink eye, while sitting on your fender, WTF? and their part of a car club.
    All the parking at Bob's is really tight.
     
  13. gnichols
    Joined: Mar 6, 2008
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    from Tampa, FL

    Hell, I had a guy park right in front of me at and angle at Garlits awhile back. He just decided to start his own row so he could be next to his buds. I would have moved over, but he never asked. The Turd. Gary
     
  14. Larry W
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    Respect goes both ways ,You have to give it before you can receive it.
     
  15. spot
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    Yeah, Im never amazed anymore at how inconsiderate people are. I had may 65 f100 2 days out of the paint booth parked at the local muffler shop having a new exhaust installed and to my horror a lady was leaning against the new black paint digging around in her purse. I kindly, seriously, kindly ask her not to lean on the truck and she nearly lost it. I just again said " don't lean on the new paint" and she walked away.
     
  16. junk yard kid
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    Who needs a valve core tool? put a pebble in the cap and screw it on till it leaks. I like to put really rude and disgusting notes on peoples cars, the worst i can think of.
     
  17. oddrodd
    Joined: Jan 25, 2009
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    Had an older guy do that with his Caddy. Parked right up against to my 55 Chevy 2 Dr Hdtp. Whacked my door while I was sitting in it waiting for my wife to come out. Didn't even flinch. To make matters worse he must have forgotten something and came back. Guess what? Whacked my door again getting in AND out. I wonder if he was surprised when he came out and found out it would be cheaper to buy a new door than fix the one that mysteriously caved in. I'm not a violent guy but everybody has their breaking point.
     
  18. THE_DUDE
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    I just park in a spot and hope it works out.
     
  19. falcongeorge
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    Ditto.
     
  20. Blue One
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    You are a butt and part of the problem. Show some respect for other people and their property.

    And you and your buddies are also butts and should have been taught some respect and manners as well.

    When we want to know whats wrong with our world today all we have to do is look at attitudes and behavior like what has been displayed here.
     
  21. Marty S1
    Joined: Feb 3, 2008
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    I pulled into the local Lowe's last w/e in my DD truck. Dipstick pulls in beside me with his Miata about 6 inches from my drivers door. Looks over with a big smirk and heads into the store..........:mad:

    I coulda got mad, smacked his door, pulled the valve core out, etc.....but I just couldn't.......because I had to PEE like a racehorse!!! Personally, I find that Miata drivers seats tend to resemble urinals in certain instances.

    I will admit.....I waited and smirked as he slid into the seat while I was driving away...:D
     
  22. Hitchhiker
    Joined: May 1, 2008
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    New steal dents easier than old steal...

    I had a guy open his door into my car when parking while I was in it. He gave me this stupid whoops look and a shrug. So I forcefully opened my door into his 3 or 4 times......:eek: I suggest not parking near me.:rolleyes: I was a stupid 16 year old.
     
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  23. 1320/150
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  24. I was parked in a handicapped space at Wally world and some idiot in a new Cadillac parked in the space between me and the next handicapped spot.I did NOT intentionally hit his Caddy with my door 3 times and leave a nice dent in that beautiful Oyster shell pearl paint..(That would be wrong:D)
     
  25. jason65
    Joined: Dec 9, 2009
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    I have been lucky so far no door dings or dents. What I get is people thinking it's a dam leaning post. I've cought assholes leaning on the side of the bed resting there elbows on the top of the bed sides rubbing there belt buckles on it. It isn't a farm truck anymore shoulden't be treated like one. The fact that it's lowered and painted nice excapes them. Last year I was at a open house at a shop and this dumass kid leans up against my tailgate while his girl was droping his fly fixin to inflate his brain. I ran them off but the rivits on his back pockets already took there toll. I think this year I'll stick some 1" post in my steak pockets and put some barbed wire on the sumbitch. Not really on the post and wire but I sure would like to. Electric barbed wire.:rolleyes:
     
  26. jason65
    Joined: Dec 9, 2009
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    You are giving people to much credit. They don't think or have a real thought process. They are just going in instinct. Like a junebug for example. Fluttering around bumping into shit.
     
  27. Roger Walling
    Joined: Sep 26, 2010
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    I once parked on the street in a very nice and quiet nieborhood with no traffic at all and thought my Mustang wold be safe.

    I came out and there was this "beauty queen" SITTING on the trunk with her feet on the bumper looking just "so nice for her mother"

    Well they were treated to something that would make a sailor blush!
     

  28. Thanks for the morality lesson, but some guys in high school fucking with a guy who was a prick to everyone and thought his stuff was better than everyone elses is not the cause of the world's problems. I would say a bigger problem is people not thinking and just doing as they are told. If you want to blame everything on young men coming of age and doing stupid things, the world has been fucked since man crawled out of the sea.
     
  29. cleatus
    Joined: Mar 1, 2002
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    from Sacramento

    I had JUST painted and flamed my old truck, my very first really nice paint job that my friend and I had just spent a ton of time on and then the very first time I take it anywhere, I park it and before I can even get out of it, while I am still sitting in the truck, some bitch parks right next to me, THROWS her door open and WHAM, right into my still soft paint and then SHE has the nerve to look over and give me a sneer as though I had done something to her. I sat there dumbfounded while she waddles off to the store with an F U attitude.
    Yes, she did come back out of the store to find the door of her new car kicked in DEEP.
     
  30. Hellbomb
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
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    from DC

    Does this happen with Harleys? You'd think people might be afraid of who owns the car.
     
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