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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by The37Kid, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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    Found this photo today, and wondered what one liners you guys could come up with.
     
  2. Lionheart
    Joined: May 8, 2003
    Posts: 745

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    MAKE THE ROLLBAR LOWER, SO I CAN SHOW EM
    HOW MY 'CEMENT FILLED' HELMET WORKS...... :D
     
  3. SnoDawg
    Joined: Jul 23, 2004
    Posts: 1,013

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    only five more payments and this cl***ic luxuary automobile is all mine.


    Dawg
     
  4. AssGasket
    Joined: Apr 19, 2002
    Posts: 402

    AssGasket
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    I'd drive that....

    It's ****ing rad....
     
  5. GarageMahal
    Joined: Mar 4, 2005
    Posts: 16

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    What do you mean "you cant build a decent rod for under 25 grand???"
     
  6. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    "2006 AMBR Winner...Rat Rods have taken over!!!"

    "IIIII aint got noooooo BOD-DY...!!!"

    "Whew! Just squeaked in under that $500 build challenge!"

    "**** fibergl*** AND steel...thin air is REAL!!!"

    "...and bringing up the rear, it's BEEE-TLE BOMMMMB!"

    :D
     
  7. Dat Dirty Rat
    Joined: Jan 15, 2003
    Posts: 3,505

    Dat Dirty Rat
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    If they wont allow my jalopy in heaven,,,i'll drive it straight to hell!

    Dirty
     
  8. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 889

    snortonnorton
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    from Florida

    what the hell is the point of that roll bar in the back if his freaking "worst-case cone head" i've ever seen goes higher than it?


    so how's this one....

    "look Ma, I still have cone head".
     
  9. dianalee
    Joined: Apr 10, 2005
    Posts: 46

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  10. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,920

    HOTRODPRIMER
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    All around the mullberry bush the monkey chased the weasel,,,,,
     
  11. BenD
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,591

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    "In the early days of NASCAR, Rube Goldberg pushed the envelope with the invention of a fan powered race car and right turns. Horrifically, in his first outing his gas man lost an arm and he crashed head-on into the rest of the field."
     
  12. GO-rilla
    Joined: Dec 29, 2004
    Posts: 744

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    A fine example of a 2 point cage in action!
     
  13. Greetings from the Humungus. The Lord Humungus. The warrior of the wasteland. The ayatollah of rockin' rollah!
     
  14. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,545

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    from Inman, SC

    I knew i forgot something...........NO BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

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    Dammit... the NEXT time I p*** the barn I'm jumpin' off I swear...
     
  16. dianalee
    Joined: Apr 10, 2005
    Posts: 46

    dianalee
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    I laughed so loud my dog looked at me funny. *hahahahaha* still gigglin' ~ thanks!


    Diana
    Oh where oh where can this '40 coupe be?
    http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50877
     
  17. "Effective May 1, tequila is banned from further HAMB Chops"

    "After another California DOT fine, Boyd Coddington falls on hard times"

    "Have you seen this hot rodder? Dial 1-800-Where-is-Germ"

    "Rap star Xhibit test drives a 2004 Mitsubishi Eclipse from the new MTV Series 'Pimp Slap My Ride'"
     
  18. restorit
    Joined: Feb 12, 2003
    Posts: 1,467

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    "Boyd's First Hot Rod."

    "I hope my wife doesn't miss her couch!"

    "Doors? I don't need no stinking doors!"

    "Zoom Zoom Zoom"
     
  19. Dooley
    Joined: May 29, 2002
    Posts: 3,103

    Dooley
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    from Buffalo NY

    Not to be outdone by R & C; Old Skool Rodz builds a modified Rat Rod.
     
  20. hudsoncustom
    Joined: Oct 26, 2001
    Posts: 4,129

    hudsoncustom
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    Walter tests his new creation, thejalopy mounted bubble machine AKA "World's Fastest Bubble Blower."
     
  21. joerox
    Joined: Mar 1, 2005
    Posts: 84

    joerox
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    looks better than a pontiac aztek
     

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