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How to figure curves?

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  1. d.reese
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    OK guys, how do you figure curves??
     
  2. Von Rigg Fink
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    go in low and have your foot hard on the throttle coming out...so hard that your eyes start to bleed:eek:, or you see God
     
  3. What's she wearing?
     
  4. need louvers ?
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    Generally the more of them she has and the more pronounced they are, the bigger a pain in the ass she will be...
     
  5. voodoo1
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    Oh I love summer time when the short dresses come out!!
     
  6. daddylama
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    Interpolation?
     
  7. Thorkle Rod
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    42-24-36 preferably DD cup
     
  8. Truer words have never been spoken.
     
  9. Von Rigg Fink
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    and i was thinking cars...WTF is wrong with me?
     
  10. Blue One
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    I figure curves like this :)
     

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  11. Very complex question ... rather than risk the possibility of confusing some people, I will answer this question as simply as I can.

    When the curves are absolutely correct in number, size, and location ... my pants get smaller/tighter. In the event that I am not wearing any pants, I am suddenly equipped with a rather inpressive "towel rack".
     
  12. dannyego
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    nice side boob
     
  13. r8odecay
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    You guys know my wife???
     
  14. Larry T
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    How many smart a**es on a website with 120,000 + members?
    I think we're about to find out.
    Larry T
     
  15. SHRUM
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    Always best to take a hands on approach.
     
  16. Dragon Wagons
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    Side.... = Sleevage

    Side (or Sleeve) + cleavage = Sleevage
     
  17. Ebbsspeed
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    Blue One, very nice curve result there. I'd figure that curve using the prolonged length of contact method.
     
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    Which kind, They all require different techniques.
     
  19. 38 x 26 x 34
    Just stay close to the Apex !
     
  20. Nuff Said ! I see this is about to go all wrong !
     

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  21. darkk
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    Hmmmm....one hell of a speed bump there buddy!!!
     
  22. idiggett
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    I think He has a blower under the hood of that caddy
     
  23. dannyego
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    i had to bump the one star rating up a little bit :)
     
  24. pastlane
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    It's all basic math. Some are easier to figure than others. Focus & concentration will usually get the job done.
     

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  25. How to figure curves?

    The Cube of the Boob creates an angle of dangle that is conversely proportionate to the square of the hair, divided by the Bootie of the Cutie times the heat of the meat plus the mass of the ass which gives you the direction of the erection - as long as the rhythm of motion is a constant
     
  26. you must be proud of your sister
     
  27. millersgarage
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    allright, some new words to add to my vocabulary !
     
  28. I just hope this goes for 12 pages or more
     
  29. pastlane
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    suppose I deserve that for putting up an old picture of yer mom:eek:

     
  30. need louvers ?
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    One of the best threads ever!
     
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