I'm not an aliance member.. whats the secret??

In here lurking as usual. Im sending my 50 bucks. The "support Ryan in running this site" comment did it. I have been in here for months trying to figure it out. (this site) more so the rules an such..in fact, I really want to be a grenade inspector? Ill send my 50 but please can I be a grenade inspector? I have no idea what it means but it sounds really cool! I know Im an FNG but in real life I am really a grumpy old f#$%er...so I could be an old timer but **** I want grenade inpector!!! Any way Im getting my 50 buckolas in this weekend cause this place is the camels lips! BTW thanks for letting me Lurk.

 

Well, huh!....................I guess (?), If U Don't has 50 Bucks,
That Explains, Why you're drivin' a '50 Coronet.......
Sorry!, But YOU asked fer it.

Smoked UP AGAIN, an it ain't even Daylight YET!