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MR BONES... Where you been hiding?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Pir8Darryl, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. Pir8Darryl
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    Havn't seen Bonzey around here in about a year. Anybody know where he's been hiding? :D
     
  2. Pir8Darryl
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    Bueller? Bueller? Bueller???
     
  3. povertyflats
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    from Missouri

    Last I heard he was shacked up with some chick.
     
  4. brady1929
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    bonzey is getting *****!
     
  5. Da Tinman
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    did he ever pay that fine for smashing up that strip club in Tijuana? if not he could be in jail.
    I dont think he ever payed back BobK, maybe because of that or the other thing he skipped the country.
     
  6. RichG
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    I heard he was on the TSA "no fly" list for refusing a full body scan... he was scared his tattoo's would explode...
     
  7. Da Tinman
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    I think he bit a tsa guy during the feel up,, eerrr pat down. thats not helping his cause either.
     
  8. LIL.TIMMYUser Name
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    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
     
  9. Pir8Darryl
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    Dont know about the strip club, but I do know something about the hotel room he trashed a few years back. They finally tore the entire building down. Structural damage :eek:
     
  10. roundvalley
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    Met a guy with a band of sheep here and his name was Bonzi. One of them was wearing a pink ribbon. Would that be him
     
  11. pitman
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  12. Pir8Darryl
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    Doubt it. Our Bonzi is really short, and skinny... Looks like he hasn't had a good meal in years..... But there's a chance your Bonzi could be a close relative :D
     
  13. HOTRODPRIMER
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    Last I heard he was hiding in New Zealand,,probably sponging of some Kiwi's over there. HRP
     
  14. SimonSez
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    He was in NZ, but went on to Australia with Bob & Maggie.
     
  15. Pir8Darryl
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    Tell Bob to watch his wallet!
     
  16. Talked to Bob at the Autorama this weekend and he confirmed that Bonesy is currently cruising Oz raising hell and breaking hearts wherever he surfaces.Oz will never be the same(sigh).
     
  17. MR BONES
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    I had nuthin to do with that hotel room and the DNA tests will prove the kid is not mine!
     
  18. MR BONES
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    Bob has a wallet?

    Damn! I must be losin' my touch, he made me pay for lunch before leaving here.
     
  19. MR BONES
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    I told ya, the DNA tests will prove the kid is not mine! :eek:
     
  20. MR BONES
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    It wuzn't me, I didn't do it, besides, there's no stinkin jail in the world strong enough to hold me!

    [​IMG]
     
  21. I have no idea where he went, haven't seen him since the Police were here asking after his whereabouts.
     
  22. didn't he get into a fight with dolly's boyfriend....? remember hearing something about *****y sheep and gumboots....
     
  23. Think that had more to do with him being spotted out after dark with B :D b K and the pair of them being deported from New Zealand.
     
  24. Willy301
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    Honestly, it was merely a flesh wound...
     
  25. Willy301
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    [​IMG]

    I introduce....Mrs Bonz
     
  26. MR BONES
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    The law is after me for stuff I didn't do.

    So I've gone into hiding somewhere they'll never find me and you'll never guess it anyhow, so don't try looking, OK!

    [​IMG]
     
  27. MR BONES
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    WHO? :eek:
     
  28. RichG
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    C'mon Bones, what's goin' on? Have ya been out and about? A little hair of the dog will get you up and going if that's the problem.
     
  29. HE'S IN JAPAN!!!

    Is there a reward for your capture??
     
  30. flt-blk
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    from IL

    I heard he got a part time job at the Nuclear pant in Japan.
     

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