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To Rod...or To Garden?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by striper, Apr 29, 2005.

  1. striper
    Joined: Mar 22, 2005
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    I'm traumatised. This morning while I was having my breakfast my I noticed neighbour taking delivery of an old truck on the back of a flat bed. I watched the unloading process with interest wanting to go over and look at the truck, but I was in my slippers and dressing gown. Anyway I had a shower and got dressed hoping to have an opportunity (excuse) to go over and check it out. When I came out I noticed that he had planted a gum tree between the rails!!!
    My heart sank. I don't know this guy that well but was imagining being able to wrench on cars and trucks together because my car friends all live an hour or so away.
    Damn him!!!
    Hope the photo comes out. I haven't posted photos before. The tree is a bit hard to see but it's there.

    Pete
     
  2. Slag Kustom
    Joined: May 10, 2004
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    what a waste of a good truck.
     
  3. Mutt
    Joined: Feb 6, 2003
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    Should be pretty good theft protection in about 10-12 years....



    Mutt
     
  4. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Maybe it's so he can get the tree huggers to get his back when he tells the junk vehicles parking Nazis to go to hell when they want to "steal" it and crush it "for his own good"
    ;)
     
  5. Anchor
    Joined: Jan 30, 2005
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    from N/A

    Sometimes I just can't believe what people do...however usually I have something to say to it. This sir has astounded me.
    Erin
     
  6. RoadrunnerRod
    Joined: Apr 4, 2005
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    Man, that's terrible! Maybe you can trade him a rusted parts car for that truck, doesn't look bad (yet!)
     
  7. flynj1
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    from C.B. IOWA

    Maybe he is just a shade tree macanic.
     
  8. aedan
    Joined: Oct 18, 2004
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    that ****s what a waste
     
  9. What a drongo. (aussie term) Wait till he,s of to town, pull all the small branches off and spread a hand full of Koala droppings on the ground. That
    should have him puzzled.
     
  10. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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    Dressing gown?
     
  11. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
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    from MN,USA

    I was wondering about that, perhaps something lost in the translation? :D
     
  12. striper
    Joined: Mar 22, 2005
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    Wondered how long it would take one of you guys to comment on that!

    Some of you might know it as a robe. Pretty ***y too.
     
  13. striper
    Joined: Mar 22, 2005
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    Ahh that's it.
    He wants to swap out the motor but as you can see in the pic, not many trees. Very clever. Hope he is patient though.
     
  14. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    i really dont know what the hell to think about something like that....

    my first thought is take a large dump in a bag, set it on his porch and light it on fire, but thats just me :rolleyes:
     
  15. Chopped50Ford
    Joined: Feb 16, 2003
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    psycho...Im not quite understanding this guys thinking...Maybe he needs to be whacked a few times w/ the trunk of that Gum tree....psycho
     
  16. burtrido
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    Just poison the tree and keep poisoning the others that replace it until he gets the ****s and puts a for sale sign on it. He's not a car guy so it should go cheap.;)
     
  17. Just SMEAR SOME HONEY INSIDE IT-Then get your beekeeper suit on and transplant a couple swarms of bees into the cab..........:)

    Then get yourself a beer and a lawnchair and relax.........
     
  18. Flathead Youngin'
    Joined: Jan 10, 2005
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    too much info!!!!:D

    go pull the plug out of that rear pumpkin and let the grease kill all the vegetation for many years to come....
     
  19. myke
    Joined: Dec 13, 2004
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    from SoCal

    Any pics?









    Just kidding.....;o)
     
  20. Big D
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Some people have no ****ing cl*** at all, when he isn't home go over and piss on the tree and keep doing it then maybe he will think that the tree won't grow there, then offer to buy the truck off of him.
     
  21. He's going to work on the truck. Right now he is just planting his shadetree.
     

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