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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Gracie, May 4, 2005.

  1. Gracie
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  2. tred
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    fashion always comes with a price...
     
  3. raven
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    "oh tee?"

    those are you.
    r
     
  4. GomezGarage
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    Doesn't get any more Redneck than that. How about an Elvis portrait on another pair?
     
  5. tred
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    i think with some spray paint, a lenghth of chain, and one spur, i could rock those boots.


    tred.
     
  6. RF
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    The only thing gayer would be whoever wears 'em...
     
  7. graverobber63
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    Mullet is a MUST accessory to compliment those boots- tight jeans and plaid shirt are optional :)
     
  8. Chopped50Ford
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    I think I saw a pair of those on a guy in Santa Monica.....or was it a girl...im not sure?! :eek:
     
  9. BigDdy31
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    That's what I was afraid of. Not that I haven't been called a big 'mo before mind you.

    I kinda like those boots. But I'd hafta wear liberty spikes to carry them off and I just can't part with the hur that I have now.
     
  10. Gracie
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    Those are Rocketbusters... their new design... very pricey... they have killer boots... am I a redneck because I like boots? Maybe I should move to Texas.

    http://www.rocketbuster.com
     
  11. Plowboy
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    Those would look awesome with my checkered spandex pants, hot pink scarves tied around my thighs and biceps, and ripped up mesh shirt showing off my man boobs.

    you'd have to wear them 80's rock star style so everyone would know you were a hot rodder.

    That said, I'd wear 'em, and if you can find me some boots like in the picture in the size below for under 200 bucks let me know.

    Metal out......pussies. Ha ha ha
     
  12. Gracie
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    It scares me that you know of Britny Fox... AND that you want some cowspot boots... I have some cowspot pumps if you want to borrow them...
     
  13. Plowboy
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    Gracie, I know of all things metal, the more obscure the better. I thought everybody knew that. Ha ha ha

    I actually have 4 different Britny Fox Cds. They rule.

    I thought my $600 cowhide boots were bad. I may have to go with the "sasquatch" now but I could build half a car for what they cost.

    Too bad that if you wear those boot "normally" no one would know how cool they really were.
     
  14. BigDdy31
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    You're welcome in Texas any time. We'd be glad to have you.


    And you're really only a redneck down here these days if you meet the following criteria:

    modern truck (usually jacked up for no reason)
    a case full of modern country and '80s radio rock (inside said truck)
    tennis shoes
    a t-shirt with some huge, faceless company's advertising
    Oakley or other sad but cheap wraparound sunglasses
    a mullet or quasi mullet
    and a gimme cap in case the mullet was not working that day

    I know it's sad but that's the modern redneck.
     
  15. tred
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    my sister actually named her first child after britney fox. i know what that makes her, but does it make me a redneck by proxy?

    tred.
     
  16. Django
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    Those are pretty cool, but alas, I am no longer rockstar enough to wear them anymore. Plowboy's seen my "axe" collection... :D
     
  17. Hmmm...those boots remind me of a Chip Foose car. Lots of impressive craftsmanship required to build, but not at all appealing to me :)
     
  18. Sam F.
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    sounds alot like the ones around here,,only the younger ones (18-24) usually all drive either dodge or chevy 4X4's lifted up and lthe guys and girls look like amercrombie and finch...i dont get it,,they are fashionable rednecks.

    hahaha
     
  19. BigDdy31
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    Holy Moley! Look at those prices! Those better be so comfortable that they give me inappropriate feelings just from putting them on.

    Plowboy, I think those sasquatches should be the inspiration for your next custom vehicle. ;)
     
  20. Plowboy
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    Since everyone is such a Britny Fox fan, here's a little extra info for you, no charge.

    The lead singer left to form Blackeyed Susan. You can hear one of their songs in the closing credits of "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" a fine film that ranks up there with "Convoy".

    Half of the members of Britny Fox were cast out of Cinderella at one point of time or another, therefore some referred to them as "Cinderella Lite".

    My brain is filled with all kinds of worthless info like this. If I could get rid of it I probably could have been a doctor or something, like my brother.
     
  21. Gracie
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    Plowboy, I should dig thru my old vinyl when I go to Bama next, cuz I got some obscure metal crap I bet you'd love... stuff like Metal Church and Pig Children... Good stuff Maynard...:D

    I'll trade you any old ska you might have for my metal...
     
  22. joeycarpunk
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    I'm having "Urban Cowboy" flashbacks. :eek: :D
     
  23. Hotrob
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    I love those boots!

    Of course I am a redneck Texan so thats no suprise.
    Its also no suprise that the yankee's and Cali boys are the first ones to start squealing queer. I guess I makes sense though, you guys have to deal with all the nancy boys a helluva lot more than we do.

    Ya'll be cool now
    HotRob
     
  24. Muttley
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    "The Best Of Britny Fox" ????? Is it a blank CD?:p
     
  25. glassguy
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    you guys got my gears turnin!! im naming my 2nd born. don dokken glassguy even if its a girl! metel rules!
     
  26. I'm with RF those are about as fruity as it gets.
    and whos gonna see em anyway unless you tuck your jeans in and screw that.
     
  27. Missouri_Mike
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    Damn it, Muttley, you beat me to it!!! :D

    Cool boots...I'm not cool enough to wear 'em, but the craftsmanship is impressive. Plus, my poor ass can't afford cowboy boots from Wal-mart...
     
  28. gearhead1940
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    So by that you mean that you are holding out for the matching short shorts?
     
  29. Gracie
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    Non fruity cowboy boot wearing he-men:

    Roy Rogers
    Tom Mix
    Hank Williams
    Bill Monroe
    Ronald Reagan
     

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