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Hot Rod Hot Dog Fart Fest & Ice Cream Social...The event

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hrm2k, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. hrm2k
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    The Maryland HAMBers are finally doing something.

    On August 20th, we are having our first ever social event.

    I understand that people across the country are planning their drive to take
    part in this historic event. *

    It has everything !

    Mud.....(in the drive way) just like Jalopy Showdown.:)

    People drinking and talking tough like the Mob Town Greaseball. :mad:

    People with cameras taking artsy pictures like Kirk :cool:

    The food will be prepared by a guy who has an entire education off the Food Network.....presentation...presentation :p

    and then " The Farting Compe***on ".......getting a whiff at how great this is going to be ?

    * Unfortunately You are not invited unless you are a Maryland HAMBer. :D

    Just rubbing it in
     
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  2. Muttley
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    The farting compe***ion sounds like a great idea.


     
  3. hotrod mike
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    Well, since I'm not invited....
     

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  4. go-twichy
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    it sounds lovely.
     
  5. hrm2k
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    I knew I could count on you or Mazooma for visuals :D
     
  6. lothiandon1940
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    Back up top for all the cool kids. Maryland HAMBers rule. Start adding more beans to your diet NOW so you'll be ready for the big day!! Eight day old boiled cabbage is important as well:eek:....Don.
     
  7. grits
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    Damn it Mazooma, I'll be cleaning up this mess for the rest of the day,where the hell do you come up with this **** so fast?
     
  8. 60galaxieJJ
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    Slogan should be, "bring a fresh pair of underwear!"
     
  9. grits
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    This ones for you Doug
     
  10. Deuces
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    Y'all havin' a chilli cookoff???? :D I loves chilli!!! :D
     
  11. Gman0046
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    Our hobby has a bad enough time with its image. Now a Farting Contest? I've seen it all. Glad I don't live in Maryland.
     
  12. Hot Rod Bob
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    Yeah....You Maryland guys are Stinking the place up!!! Ha ha ha!!!
     
  13. Larjk9
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    LMAO..... Possums Crotch Ky.
     
  14. Funny as hell. Possum crotch don't help none Gman. Leave us not be a hypocrite. :)
     
  15. skidsteer
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    not at all OT, keep it coming.
     
  16. Gman0046
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    Whats wrong with Possums Crotch, KY? Its in Dixieland. Better then Damascus, Syria home of the seven day ****ter.
     
  17. rusty1
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    is it April Fools Day again?
     
  18. Crystal Blue
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  19. hrm2k
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    Us Marylanders may or may not have a farting contest at our shindig Gman, but I can ***ure you that we will have a good time, spend a few hours with like minded people and leave a little better off than we started.

    And if it ends like this ( thanks Crystal Blue, forgot this was out there), how could you complain about being cl***ic :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs ( youtube disabled the imbedding )



    MARYLAND HAMBers...........go to the social group and sign up........we need a head count
     
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  20. flatheadpete
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    Wish I was from Maryland!
     
  21. HOTRODPRIMER
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    Sounds like fun..HRP

    <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DzZqje04vLE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  22. 23 bucket-t
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    It is only for Maryland HAMBers is because there farts are weak and any of the other 49 state HAMBers will stink them out. My dog has better farts than Maryland HAMBers.
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  23. oj
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    Virginia hambrs have way better farts, they smell a little like vanilla with a hint of cinamon - thats why we weren't invited.
     
  24. hrm2k
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    Join the Maryland HAMBers and come have a good time.......We will have Eclairs if you are going to show up


    MARYLAND HAMBERS...........Please go to the group and sign up so we have a head count
     
  25. Sir Woosh
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    Be afraid!
    Be very afraid!

    Just kidding. Great bunch of guys.
    Crazy, but not dangerous...............

    Always a good time for sure............

    Should I bring the funny balloons?
     
  26. hrm2k
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    "Ribbed for her pleasure" ballons ?
     
  27. firingorder1
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    Shouldn't that read "like ***ed people"?
     
  28. Sir Woosh
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    Oh no! I can't believe you said that 2K..........lol

    No, not the ribbed kind. I mean the ones you twist into poodles.
    But then again, the poodles don't like it much either............

    Think we've scared anyone off yet?

    Oh well, keep trying...........
     
  29. hrm2k
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    Back around the big board again.

    MARYLAND HAMBERS...........Please go to the group and sign up so we have a head count

    At present we have about 20 cars signed up.............only room for 30 or so
     
  30. hrm2k
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    Last Saturday bump for this thread. Maryland HAMBers, please go to the group and sign the attend sheet.............we need a head count !!
     

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