What Did You Do While The HAMB Was Down

Shook like a sh*tting dog, hiiting the refresh button every second

 

I just went to bed myself .I tried to watch dragstrip girl which I bookmarked,But since it was a HAMB thread it ddnt work.I would of worked on my car ,But Im putting that off still sunday,Taking body off ,Tomorrow Im off to Macungie, I hope that never happens again I felt lost and without a sense of purpose.................

 

I re-did the surge brakes on my buddies boat trailer.
Everything was fine until we grenaded a tire last weekend.
The vibration of the rim bending/bouncing on the ground at 60 shook a wheel cylinder apart,,,,fkn mess.

 

Discovered they have porn on the internet. How come nobody informed me before?

 

I finally got the boss to sign onto the HAMB (Road Duster) and wonder if that caused the HAMB to crash?

 

I went slumming at aaca.org.

 

Hhahah

 

Ditto!

 

Yeah, and it's not one of ours...

 

I worked on my HotRod

 

I found out what Mr Cash felt like...

Well they're building a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 minutes to go
Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 minutes to go
But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 minutes to go
Well I sent for the governor and the whole dern bunch with 21 minutes to go
And I sent for the mayor but he's out to lunch I've got 20 more minutes to go
Then the sheriff said boy I gonna watch you die got 19 minutes to go
So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye got 18 minutes to go
Now hear comes the preacher for to save my soul with 13 minutes to go
And he's talking bout' burnin' but I'm so cold I've 12 more minutes to go
Now they're testin' the trap and it chills my spine 11 more minutes to go
And the trap and the rope aw they work just fine got 10 more minutes to go
Well I'm waitin' on the pardon that'll set me free with 9 more minutes to go
But this is for real so forget about me got 8 more minutes to go
With my feet on the trap and my head on the noose got 5 more minutes to go
Won't somebody come and cut me loose with 4 more minutes to go
I can see the mountains I can see the skies with 3 more minutes to go
And it's to dern pretty for a man that don't wanna die 2 more minutes to go
I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go
And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

 

I discovered there was a dog and another person living in my house.

 

worked on my go kart.

 

FOUND OUT I WAS MARRIED. BUT THAT WAS AFTER A SPANKED MY MONKEY!!!!! damn!!!!! Knuck From Indiana.

 

Now that is what free time is all about when the HAMB is down!!!

 

I worked on all the things that get negleted due to time spent on hamb.
And took a look at all the other cool sites i have bookmarked, but they just arn't the same.

 

sat in my truck and went verrrrooom many times

 

Looked at porn.

 

Panic attack.

 

Looked for the razor blades.Thought life was over!!

 

kept checking back to see if it came back.

got on a motorcycle forum I frequent

cried a little

 

I spent all my time in the Garage (Journal Forum) http://www.garagejournal.com/forum/ as Ryan has been working on an Alliance in that forum. I hope the Alliance covers the HAMB as well.

 

WOW! I thought someone crapped a meatloaf Oh, I did nothing.

 

I thought I may have recieved yet another nastygram telling me I have incurred yet another infraction for sumthin I did wrong again....

 

Looked at Boobs. Gotta love the Internets!

 

Trust you.

 

You could be the first HAMB guy on Pawn Stars with that thing! Free ID and a profit.

 

I logged in multiple times checking to see if it was up, I looked up car parts, kept logging in, got bored and went to see "Cowboys and Aliens". Of course, right after the movie I came back online to see if it was up and......no dice. Apparently I'm pathetically addicted, but then, so are all of you also.

 

Went through withdrawals and had to watch T.V. with the wife.

 

Perused Craigslist to see if I could spend some money. Took the wife and grandaughter to the fair. Cleaned up the car for a cruise tomorrow. Checked in occasionally.