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••••••HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY TERD FERGUSON!!!!!!••••••

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  1. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,626

    JeffreyJames
    Member
    from SUGAR CITY

    HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY TO TERD FERGUSON!!!!​
    The most dapper dude on the hamb!!!​

    Some of his accomplishments include....

    •Breeding South American fish that were said impossible to cohabit.
    •Painting a Cadillac engine Pink when others said it shouldn't be done.
    •Going completely grey before his 40th birthday.
    •Being able to go completely against what you said in one breath and then turning it around to make you think he thought of it first.
    •Carrying a Nickle plated 1911 firearm with 90's Zubaz pants print on the grip.
    •Driving a truck without tail lights for 6 months while he get's more important things done like chroming his Bluapunkt CD player (with removable anti theft option of course).
    •Chrome Everything!
    •He's a 9/11 Conspirator Theorist (just kidding)
    •Spacial Awareness Instructor
    •Coined the term "**** all that" and "C'mon duuuuude!!"
    •The only man besides ****ie to turn 39 years old 4 year in a row.
    •All Around Rad Dude
    •Great Dad
    •The most hetero***ual homo***ual man I've ever met.



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    Happy Birthday Brother!!!
     
  2. SulphuriousSam
    Joined: Aug 18, 2011
    Posts: 97

    SulphuriousSam
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    Um...happy birthday then, amazing accomplishments. Can't say i've ever run across a better Terd. :)
     
  3. Silvair
    Joined: Sep 30, 2010
    Posts: 192

    Silvair
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERD!! Have a great day!
     
  4. 52pig
    Joined: Jun 9, 2007
    Posts: 435

    52pig
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    Woah now! The big 4-0, happy birthday.
     
  5. chaddilac
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 14,071

    chaddilac
    Member

    Right on!!! Happy birthday Terd!!
     
  6. lo c dan
    Joined: Jan 16, 2005
    Posts: 923

    lo c dan
    Member

    Not sure if this is a roast or what...HBD
     
  7. scootermcrad
    Joined: Sep 20, 2005
    Posts: 12,383

    scootermcrad
    Member

    Happy birthday Terd!
     
  8. hotrd32
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,566

    hotrd32
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    from WA

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  9. lucky53
    Joined: Apr 10, 2009
    Posts: 104

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    Happy Birthday Mr. Ferguson!!!

    Lucky
     
  10. brett4christ
    Joined: Jul 8, 2007
    Posts: 5,495

    brett4christ
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    Happy birthday, Kev!
     
  11. jipp
    Joined: Jun 20, 2011
    Posts: 1,107

    jipp
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    happy birthday.. time sure fly's, ill be 37 next month i swear i was 15 yesterday.. o well **** happens.. enjoy your pink Cadillac Elvis sure did and he had all the girl's he wanted.. rock on :)
    chris.
     
  12. MalibuKasey
    Joined: Dec 2, 2010
    Posts: 151

    MalibuKasey
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    JJ couldnt have said it better! Heres To Terd, a man that laughs in the face of progressive carburetor linkage!! I have no doubt that the last 40 wont even be half as good as the next!! Except the **** leakage that may happen around the 70-75 mark. Stock up on Depends now.... before they become a hot commodity or ****ie buys them all first. :)
     
  13. Church
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 2,844

    Church
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    from South Bay

    Happy Terd-day.
     
  14. seatex
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,671

    seatex
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    Wow, with fiends like that, it's a good thing your birthday is only once a year! Put another candle on it, Terd, congrats!
     
  15. TomT
    Joined: Dec 11, 2003
    Posts: 4,643

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    Congrats, man! Happy Birthday!

    Lord willin' and the creek don't rise they'll be many more coming your way!
     
  16. Old-Soul
    Joined: Jun 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,794

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    Haha, that is one hell of a list!

    Happy Birthday man
     
  17. Race City Rodz
    Joined: Nov 29, 2010
    Posts: 466

    Race City Rodz
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    Happy Birthday, maybe you'll get the truck running today, would be a great present to yourself!
     
  18. el Scotto
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 4,722

    el Scotto
    Member
    from Tracy, CA

    Happy B-day Terd-dude!!!!

    The Pink cutoff shorts are in the mail! Try not to get skid marks on this pair, m'kay? :D
     
  19. cederholm
    Joined: May 6, 2006
    Posts: 1,754

    cederholm
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    Impressive list! Happy Bday Mr. Ferguson!
     
  20. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
    Posts: 9,044

    Evel
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    You forgot Wants to run a Hydromatic yet does not realize that its gonna age him by 3 years... :D

    Happy Bday Terd!!
     
  21. Happy Birthday!!!
     
  22. My gift to you,Terd...

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D



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  23. Dreddybear
    Joined: Mar 31, 2007
    Posts: 6,160

    Dreddybear
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    haha! happy Bday man!
     
  24. lango
    Joined: Aug 4, 2008
    Posts: 347

    lango
    Member
    from Georgia

    Happy Birthday, old timer...
     
  25. Slick Willy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2008
    Posts: 3,059

    Slick Willy
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    Happy Birthday, Terd!!!:D
     
  26. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 8,424

    sololobo
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    Rock and Roll pal, you are just coming of age. Next decade is the best!! Have a great day man. ~sololobo~
     
  27. slammed
    Joined: Jun 10, 2004
    Posts: 8,150

    slammed
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    [​IMG] My good man, best wishes to you!
     
  28. BloodyKnuckles
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,915

    BloodyKnuckles
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    Happy birthday Holmes.




    ******Knuckles
     
  29. VonWegener
    Joined: Nov 19, 2009
    Posts: 786

    VonWegener
    Member

    I don't get the Pink but I really enjoy all of his threads. Happy Bday Mr. Fergusen!
     
  30. Oldsmobucket
    Joined: Dec 11, 2005
    Posts: 331

    Oldsmobucket
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    thats quite the list of accomplishments. happy bithday!
     

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