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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by beat53chevy, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. firingorder1
    Joined: Dec 15, 2006
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    Repop them?? Those are earned not bought off the shelf! Repopping them would be like fake aged paint, fake patina, fake rust and all the other fake BS today. I have to go out. Where did I put that spray can of bad *** street racer?
     
  2. harley rider
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    this reminds me of an idea my grampa used to talk about called a dumb *** ticket. were cetain people were issued dart guns to shoot at cars of dumb *** drivers. when there were three on a car a cop could stop them and issue a dumb *** ticket.
     
  3. 60galaxieJJ
    Joined: Dec 24, 2009
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    The only thing missing is their dunce hat lol
     
  4. the jacket never fit. That said, want to know how many it took to get you free room and board?
     
  5. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
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    from Garage

    with my luck the next cop would pull me over and give me a ticket for the obsruction of my view on my windshield
     
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  6. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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    Nice headlights.
     
  7. moses
    Joined: Dec 7, 2004
    Posts: 1,101

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    on the list i want one also...jeffrey
     
  8. swimeasy
    Joined: Oct 17, 2006
    Posts: 1,067

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    I think thats an 8 volt tractor battery!
     
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  9. PRB
    Joined: Sep 15, 2011
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    from Az

    I like the guys laughing in the background
     
  10. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
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    Engine is water pumps in heads so it fits the Radiator..Juice brakes, can't make out..
     
  11. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
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    from Idaho

    Does the '40 Merc have a '41 Ford bumper ?
     
  12. blue 49
    Joined: Dec 24, 2006
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    Couldn't do that in this day and age. That sticker might damage that young man's self esteem.
     
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  13. 23dragster
    Joined: Apr 22, 2011
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    from U.S.

    I love how the guys in the background of the picture are looking on, amused.
     
  14. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
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    I guess we are the only 2 paying attention to the power plant.. Look at the location of the carbs.. notice the offset pulley. looks like a blower.. So this is a real hot rod.. As far as the workmanship. most cars built in back yards with little in the way of tools .As for the battery location that was where most of the low budget cars had them mounted. plus a lot of power loss from long cables.. they more than likely gave him the tickets some time after he out ran the police cars.. Back then they could do anything they wanted..
     
  15. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    The radiator "pic" is Charles Manson! The guy looks like he's about to bust out laughing as the cop applies the sticker. It did'nt work in 47', it surely would'nt work now. There are a few "sticker guys" here on the HAMB that could make these up; and could'nt keep them in stock. I wonder if the guy is actually a member here; if not, he should be. Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
  16. pasadenahotrod
    Joined: Feb 13, 2007
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    from Texas

    As for the mounting of the battery...its up where it belongs and it is what was available to the kid. You build your first car with what you have and what you know. Then you get wised up and change a few things and make it better, or not.
    My old T bucket roadster had the 3EE 12V version of that old Buick/Pontiac etc. style long narrow battery mounted sideways on the rear frame member close to the "tailgate". Worked fine and easy to service. Still available at WalMart and Sears too I think.
     
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  17. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    The HAMB is awesome..........where else on the internet can you find Jesus, Charles Manson, Barry Gibb, Hot Rod traffic violators & Eddie Haskell all mentioned in the same thread? The driver looks like he is ready to crack up laughing. He probably spent that evening celebrating his achievement with a Three Musketeers a pint of Old Harper and some beef jerky. Nothing can top this plate though, I'm guessing you were king of the mountain if you ran one of these:

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  18. gnichols
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    from Tampa, FL

    The proverbial **** box, regardless of era. Gary
     
  19. beebing
    Joined: Oct 12, 2009
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    from milwaukee

  20. ClayMart
    Joined: Oct 26, 2007
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    LOL! It's Larry Mondello! Didn't he get involved in the racing business? :confused:

    A lot of years ago I had lunch one time with Charles Manson in this little diner. About half way thru thru the meal Charlie looks across the table at me and says, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"
     
  21. crminal
    Joined: Jun 6, 2010
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    Like you'd know anything bout headlights! :D:D:D:D:D
     
  22. burnout2614
    Joined: Sep 21, 2009
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    this is one cool picture! peace
     
  23. I think you earn a set of bracelets LONG before you earn a jacket. I've also heard that the jacket sleeves are WAY too long....;)
     
  24. burnin53
    Joined: Mar 22, 2009
    Posts: 597

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    from cuba,n.y.

    Not really into traditional hot rods,huh?
     
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  25. I see Jesus..
     
  26. Kripfink
    Joined: Sep 30, 2008
    Posts: 2,040

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    Just because it's from "back in the day" doesn't give it an automatic p*** to koolsville.
    Paul
     
  27. hahahaha, beat me to it!
     
  28. 94hoghead
    Joined: Jun 1, 2007
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    I know its awfully rough, but I like it! Love the sticker too!
     
  29. burnin53
    Joined: Mar 22, 2009
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    from cuba,n.y.

    Hot rods didn't all look like the ones in the magazines back then.
    The kid behind the wheel looks like a teenager to me,and he probably didn't give a **** how the car looked.
    He probably just wanted to haul ***.
    And with a flathead v8 with two carbs and what looks like a blower, he probably had the fastest car in town.

    To me,this car is the definition of a hot rod.
     
  30. MeanGene427
    Joined: Dec 15, 2010
    Posts: 2,307

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    from Napa

    That's a long & skinny tractor/forklift battery, my little '47 Clark Trukloader takes the same one under it's little hood, with a long & skinny 2 gal gas tank on the other side, and a lot of '60's Farmall Diesel tractors used two in series hung on both sides to make 12V
     

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