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How long's your dipstick?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Gearhead Graphics, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. Gearhead Graphics
    Joined: Oct 4, 2008
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    Gearhead Graphics
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    from Denver Co

    Broke the dipstick on my 351M, and managed to lose the bottom half of it in my garage somewhere before I measured it. I've got the type that comes out the drivers side of the motor, not the front mount. 21 inches is not correct, thats the front mount length.
    Heading to salvage yard in hopes of finding one, knowing the chances are slim.
    Anyone with a 351M and a side mount please chime in as to correct length, looks like I'll be customizing one.

    Oh yeah, and the Ford dealership cant find it in "the book" so they aren't an option.
     
  2. Jmountainjr
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    You must know the pan capacity. Drain the oil, add in the pan capacity, mark full line on dip stick, finish adding extra oil for filter etc. Done.
     
  3. Gearhead Graphics
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    Gearhead Graphics
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    Jim, I know that method, just rather not drain pretty new oil to find out, and yes the motor uses enough to make it so id have to drain to be full again


    bump for numbers!
     
  4. Drain it measure it and put it back in! Not Rocket Science.
     
  5. terryble
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    I laughed out loud when I read that title, sorry I know it's just me.
     
  6. outlaw256
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    thats too damn personal buddy! lol
     
  7. ruralrod
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    thats what she said
     
  8. Ebbsspeed
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    Long enough to reach the "Full" mark.
     
  9. 60galaxieJJ
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    Never measured it but the ladies never complain lol
     
  10. It's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean...wait way?
     
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  11. No its not just you. I keep moving past this one because this is a family oriented site and what I want to say aside from being in bad taste would just be an out and out lie. :D
     
  12. roddinron
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    The first thing I thought was "why ask, you won't get an honest answer anyway, guys always lie about that sort of thing".:eek:
     
  13. Nice people don't ask questions like that! :D HRP
     
  14. roddinrod has had his heart broken ! whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao i
     
  15. Nawwww it aint just you! hahaha... I thought it was a little off topic....
     
  16. Gearhead Graphics
    Joined: Oct 4, 2008
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    Gearhead Graphics
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    from Denver Co

    I knew my title would get some interesting reactions. Hoped for a "real" answer.
    Got a LONG one from the junkyard today, looks like oil change tonight.
     
  17. hahahahahahah this is great
     
  18. he said a long one .....shit i just spilled my coffee
     
  19. go-twichy
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    well i never! so why do i have three kids then.
     
  20. GOODGUY RICK
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    Long enough to reach the bottom.
     
  21. _ogre
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    what posts have you been reading? i wouldn't let my daughter hang out here...:p
     
  22. Long enough to reach the wet stuff
     
  23. Johnny Gee
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    Let's just say, it alway's reads low :D BS is forever fun ;)
     
  24. BLUDICE
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    BLUDICE
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    Can he ask that on here??
     
  25. Deuces
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    Deuces

    My favorite line! ;)
     
  26. Deuces
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    Deuces

    Which one are you??? Beavis or Butthead??? :confused::rolleyes:
     
  27. Only two inches...:(














    ...from the floor!!!:D
     
  28. dmikulec
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    This thread is Smilin' Bob approved. :D :rolleyes:
     

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  29. also depends on how cold or scared you are
     

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