Suppose we went to Asbury Lanes and Meldon kicked us outta the joint...what else is there to do around there? And how hot IS Timko's chick,anyway? J&K
Build and paint stuff, surf, watch your dog bask his balls in the sun, start a band (Jhonny Ace and the **** pirates), piddle girl's bottoms , make fun of Nads and his lover Coop! Break windows, har*** the he-who's(tranves***es/nightwalkers), Laugh at Chevys, all kinds of stuff! You can mow my lawn too! Hope to see ya Ace and Kali!!! Oh yeah, we can visit that ***hole up in north Jersey who thought he was untouchable, you know the the guy that stole your art and called you a pris! Had the boys do a drive by, ain't seen him yet.......YET!
Saturday night- Wall Stadium located on Rt 34 in Wall Township(about 10 miles from Asbury park)- They now call it Wall Township Speedway and there is a website Paved high banked 1/3rd mile racing- open wheel asphalt modifieds plus a couple of other divisions Its is the last season for the racetrack - its been there for 50+ years and the land has been sold to a developer so see race history while you can -it was the last asphalt racetrack in NJ See the track current Busch and future Winston Cup star - Martin Truex grew up driving on and it was Winston Cup owner's Ray Evernham home track as well
I would get ahold of Fritz if I was out there to check out Area 51 and the stipper pole in person. Also there were a bunch of good Jersy metal bands I would have to check out. Ha Ha ha. Aldo Nova Rules!
My shop is only about 20 min. away, if you like sniffing bondo dust, and looking at unfinished leadsleds, and maybe drinking beer. You're invited to visit!
You could drive to my house, mow my lawn, and be back in Asbury inside of two hours. Think about it. Ed
You can drive up to New Brunswick and I could kick your ***. Always popular with the tourists. There are many lesbian bars in Asbury, what's more fun than getting loaded at the bowling alley and carrening across town to the girl bar wearing a "Girl's Gone Wild" T-shirt? Another fun activity is buying drugs. Asbury has a wide variety of street vendors with a diverse inventory of products from around the world! If Mel throws you out, just go to his house. He has cool parts laying around.
If you go there, you can stop at my shop also. Hangar 7 at Allaire airport (next door to the track). It's empty until the new doors go up this month. Great place to chop up a body.
We've got sunken Spanish gallions off the beach, you could bring your metal detector and look for buried model A parts in the sand, (their there, trust me! thats how i built my car.) But if Meldon kicked u outta the Lanes, the only place you'd be seeing in Asbury is our beautiful emergency room! lol.
..............you could hitch hike a couple hours south and we could go and skate FDR park in Philly. (I'm about an hour south of Philly and you would be about an hour north.......)...............OR...........I could pick you up and take you to ScaryLarry's and get your *** whippin' out of the way......... ..............OR..........you could stop by my house and see my creepy Johnny Ace/Kali shrine.........(GOD! If I could just get a few toenail clippings..........)
Well... ACTION is going to be in town, so there will be all kinds of action. How come you ****ers never answer the phone? I miss ya. Stacey
When are you comming?? And timkos girl is speechless... Too nice for his dirty ***... ^-- i know im getting **** for that one..
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