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Twas the night before Christmas

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HomemadeHardtop57, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. HomemadeHardtop57
    Joined: Nov 15, 2007
    Posts: 4,340

    HomemadeHardtop57
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    Twas the Night Before Christmas….

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
    There wasn’t a trace of Chevy or Dodge.

    The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
    So I figured I’d mess with the coupe for a bit.

    I polished the grill and I louvered the hood,
    When a deep voice behind me said “looks pretty good.”

    Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
    And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!

    We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
    Then he said “don’t suppose that you’d trade for my sleigh?

    I said “no way, Santa” and started to grin,
    “But if you’ve got the time we could go for a spin!”

    His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
    Turned into a smile and he said “hey! Let’s go!!”

    So as not to disturb all the neighbors’ retreat,
    We pushed the coupe quietly into the street,

    Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
    I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.

    The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
    But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

    With Firestone’s a’ crying and lake pipes aglow,
    We headed on out where the hot rodders go.

    And Santa’s grin widened, approaching his ears,
    With every shift up as I went through the gears.

    Then he yelled “can’t recall when I’ve felt so alive!”
    So I backed off the gas and said “you wanna drive?”

    Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
    When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

    Then the hemi exploded with side exhaust sound!
    Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!

    Power shift into second, again into third!
    I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,

    Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
    “Merry Christmas to all, it’s a hell of a night!!!”
     
  2. lostforawhile
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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    lostforawhile
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    hahahahahaha!!
     
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  3. lango
    Joined: Aug 4, 2008
    Posts: 347

    lango
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    from Georgia

    Cool! Merry Christmas to you.
     
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  4. lostforawhile
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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    lostforawhile
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  5. Biff Tanan
    Joined: Apr 23, 2011
    Posts: 40

    Biff Tanan
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    Well done!
     
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  6. movingviolation
    Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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    movingviolation
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    Wonderful.. i had to share......

    Merry Christmas!!!!
     
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  7. Willy301
    Joined: Nov 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,426

    Willy301
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    Very Cool!
     
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  8. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 26,682

    Deuces

    That was great!..... :)
     
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  9. Stogy
    Joined: Feb 10, 2007
    Posts: 27,207

    Stogy
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    :rolleyes:...Agreed Ho Ho Ho...I wonder if Jerry Penned that...I bet He has made a tune out of it...:D

    Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas @HomemadeHardtop57...
     
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  10. lothiandon1940
    Joined: May 24, 2007
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    Love it!
     
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  11. Al's.C.D.T
    Joined: Apr 28, 2009
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    Al's.C.D.T
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    Love it, FullSizeRender-24.jpg
    to you too.:D
     
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  12. v8flat44
    Joined: Nov 13, 2017
    Posts: 1,211

    v8flat44

    Cool, looks like i done been outdone in the poem department.
    AWESOME !
     
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