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Discussion in 'New to the H.A.M.B.? Introduce yourself here!' started by RacerRoy3, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. RacerRoy3
    Joined: Jan 18, 2012
    Posts: 233

    RacerRoy3
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Hi Guys. :) I'm new around these parts and I'm still trying to figure out this rat, or beaver, or whatever the hell it was that the Mrs. call this damn thing that I am supposed to "click" :confused: to get around the web. This thing is harder to figure out than the Pro tree. Oh well I can't fix anything that can't be adjusted with side cutters and a 9/16" open end either.

    A couple of my buddys were tipping a few while they watched my wife help me straighten up "that ****'n mess in your side of the garage" :( when one of them remarked that there was enough stuff to build a H.A.M.B. digger. I asked him what the hell he was babbling about and he gave me this link.

    I checked it out and found a bunch of folks like I used to hang out with on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon until the little woman threatened to change the locks. Since she is letting me back in the house to eat now as long as I don't get up on the furniture, I figured that maybe it was as good a time as any to see if I could get away with using goin' race'n as a new excuse not to get up early on Sunday and go to church with her.

    Anybody know any good ways to hide a race car trailer?
     
  2. hozem396
    Joined: May 4, 2011
    Posts: 287

    hozem396
    Member
    from ohio

    Welcome to the 20th century (even though most of us are a century ahead of you). Eventually, you will not only get better with the internet and computer but you will also discover the world of cellphones!!!
     
  3. tommyd
    Joined: Dec 10, 2010
    Posts: 11,999

    tommyd
    Member
    from South Indy

    Welcome from Indy. Just tell her the trailer is for extra storage so you can keep HER side of the garage nice and tidy. Oh, and if she will go racing with you she won't have to miss church because most tracks have a chapel service on sunday mornings. Everybody wins!
     
  4. Welcome ........ you know I can see you on my computer sceen?
     
  5. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091

    k9racer
    Member

    welcome fro Alabama.. To answer you question .. The best way to hide a race car trailer is park it at a single friends house or shop.
     
  6. swiss39coupé
    Joined: Jun 29, 2011
    Posts: 60

    swiss39coupé
    Member

    Welcome in the 20th century from Switzerland.
    Why hide the car, put the engine in a Wageon and park it in front of the house. She will not recognice.
    Cheers
    Dany
     
  7. bt34
    Joined: Dec 22, 2006
    Posts: 295

    bt34
    Member

    Yo man, just watch your keyboard doesn't get breathalized...;)
    Welcome from New Zealand..:D
     
  8. go-twichy
    Joined: Jul 22, 2010
    Posts: 1,648

    go-twichy
    BANNED

    hypnotize her that the trailer is the church! and you have to spend alot of time at the church. worship no false idol though,(cars.)
     
  9. oldfart36
    Joined: Aug 27, 2008
    Posts: 2,045

    oldfart36
    Member

    It is time to pull out the "Old Age Survival Kit"

    Remember if it continues for more then 4 hours call your local doctor, never mind the nieghbors cat!:eek::D;)
     
  10. khead47
    Joined: Mar 29, 2010
    Posts: 1,789

    khead47
    Member

    It is a "mouse". Welcome from another O.F.
     
  11. big bad john
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 4,726

    big bad john
    Member

    ......Old farts are welcome here.......you'll learn the ropes soon enought
     
  12. chopnchaneled
    Joined: Oct 21, 2004
    Posts: 1,428

    chopnchaneled
    Member
    from Buford Ga.

    Welcome from another old fart.
     
  13. nitrohonkey
    Joined: Jan 19, 2009
    Posts: 1,332

    nitrohonkey
    Member

    Have you found the "self destruct ****on" ? hahaha Glad to hear it! Welcome to the HAMB.
     
  14. austinhunt
    Joined: Nov 26, 2011
    Posts: 533

    austinhunt
    Member

    You were doin good until now!!

    As for the trailer, small, shiny, expensive things usually distract women.
     
  15. billb65714
    Joined: Aug 6, 2011
    Posts: 55

    billb65714
    Member

    Welcome to the Hamb from Nixa, Mo,,,,,,,you will enjoy it.

    BillB65714
     

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