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Guess the tranny...yay!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HAMBurger, Jun 17, 2005.

  1. HAMBurger
    Joined: Aug 30, 2004
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    ...so I can win the free tuneup! This is an ad I got out of a local car for sale mag type of thing. Thought you guys would get a kick out of trying to guess, I don't need a tuneup luckily... I just wanna call this guy and actually tell him what it is, I bet he's feeling all ****y like no one will ever guess it...I never will at least.
     
  2. Road Runner. Beep Beep and the song are good clues.
     
  3. the song was the playmates , about a little nash rambler p***ing a cadillac, so seems a little big for a nash rambler transmission,:D
     
  4. HAMBurger
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    <chorus>
    Beep beep <sound of horn - beep beep!>
    Beep beep <beep beep>
    His horn went beep beep beep <beep beep>

    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one-third my size
    The guy must have wanted to p*** me out
    As he kept on tooting his horn <beep beep>
    I'll show him that a Cadillac
    Is not a car to scorn

    <chorus>

    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He must have thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn <beep beep>
    I'll show him that a Cadillac
    Is not a car to scorn

    <chorus>

    My car went in to p***ing gear
    And we took off with gust
    And soon we were doing ninety
    Must have left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly

    <chorus>

    Now we're doing a hundred and ten
    It certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to p*** a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy must have wanted to p*** me out
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac
    Is not a car to scorn

    <chorus>

    Now we're doing a hundred and twenty
    As fast as I could go
    The Rambler pulled alongside of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fellow rolled his window down
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how can I get this car
    out...
    of...
    second
    gear!"





    So it must be a Hydra-Matic Cadillac ******...muhahahaha, The HAMB prevails again!
     
  5. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
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    Rambler used the hydra-matic too,look at where the starter mount is,high up on the bell.
     
  6. HAMBurger
    Joined: Aug 30, 2004
    Posts: 20

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    Hmmm, well it's a Hydra-Matic at least...and it says to only guess the ******, not the car...but now the curiousity burns within me.
     
  7. buds56
    Joined: Dec 9, 2004
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    i'd say a rambler by the bellhousing, didn't borg warner build their transmissions?
     
  8. draggin ass
    Joined: Jun 17, 2005
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    it does look like my hydro-matic... but the belhousing threw me off.
     
  9. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 59,927

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    flash-o-matic or flashaway
     

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