We learn to appreciate the little things in life like a good poop, and just waking up in the morning. Life is good.[/QUOTE] Don't have a problem with either one,just wish the waking up part would happen first.
OVER THE HILL INTO OLD FARTHOOD When you hear someone is giving a party and you are afraid they won't invite you = you are young. When you hear someone is giving a party and you are afraid they will invite you = you are an old fart. When you see a modified car like you never saw before, that is totally impractical and useless and you go "wow that is cool" you are young. When you go "what the hell did they ruin a good car for" you are an old fart. "It's not too loud you're too old" "Eh did you say something?"
Don't have a problem with either one,just wish the waking up part would happen first.[/QUOTE] Hay Floater I had the same problem but fixed it . I wear a condum to bed whether i plan to use it or not .Hahah I'm prepaired either way Hahahahah
HA!-----All good!!!---Love em'---I was born in the "GOOD YEAR" 1932! Still 18---Trapped in an old body! After reading all these---Guess I'll go out & buzz up the ol'32 & run thru the gears before Gramma catches me for "honey doo's". Oh yeah, I like the guy that said he had a daughter older than the other guy! Me too!----My oldest girl will be 60 in May!!
Do you remember when the Dead Sea just had a cold??? Willie was my hero, this was early 70's when I got to meet him at Carlsbad
According to "Mousie", Willie didn't realize he was hanging his hand on the side of the body, it was a knee jerk reaction of holding on to keep from being tossed around in the wide roll cage. Willie reincarnate Mike Boyd is so damn big , he fills the cage !! Brought to you by a busboy at the last supper.
thats a clue that you must be close to Old Fart status or maybe even Old Codger.... oooooh nooooo sombody say it ain't soooo
Well I'm coming up on 60 on the 29th of this month which is Leap Day so I'm only going to be 15. What does that make me?
When you are happy you woke up on the green side of dirt you're an old fart. When that happens every thing is fantastic!!!
My daughter asked me the name of the restaurant I took my wife to the other day. It was on the tip of my tongue but I couldn't quite remember. I began fumbling... "What was that name??? It started with an, 'R'... Oh... What's the name of that flower you give on Valentine's day? There's usually a dozen of them and they're red..." My daughter said, "A ROSE?" "THAT'S IT!," I said, "HEY ROSE, what's the name of that restaurant we ate at the other day???"
Grandpa (been gone for over 50 years) taught me a poem when I was about 16. I never forgot it. I get a new slant on it every decade that p***es! When you grow old, your love grows cold, and the head of your **** turns blue. But when you diddle and it bends in the middle, then you know, by God, you're through !
I'll be 69 on March 1st, so I probably qualify too. Still playing with my toys and loving life though, so who cares?
I've heard it said that Willie suffered from narcolepsy (sleeping sickness) and that he would sometimes fall asleep waiting in line to make a run. Maybe he drifted off a time or two while making a p***, that would explain finishing in the other lane. Probably not but it does make a good story.
You're younger than me so you're a punk! That's how it works, anyone younger than you is a punk, anyone older is an old fart.
Well l got a couple of t shirts for xmas ,they say" old guys rule" They are pretty cool l reckon............FOR OLD GUYS! So in the eyes of the missus l have one foot in the grave. l didnt think l was old but know l am not so sure. Some of you older guys have a different understanding of ********** than what we here in aus have..
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