O/T Vehicle storage dilemma

I have an S-10 frame and an Olds Cutl*** that I'm going to scavenge parts off of for my 50 chevy pickup project. My problem is I have no place to store them for about a month until I can have the time to work on the project. My wife and neighbors don't want them in my yard and I can no longer keep them at the dealership where I work. Can anyone help? I am cheap and don't want to spend big bucks on a storage facility for 2 vehicles. I live in the central Texas area.

 

Stick them in the front yard huge for sale sign in each window with your neighbors phone number. Then when your neighbors *****, tell them to mind there own f'ing buisness next time. Tell you wife to shut up and make you a damn sandwich...... (at least that is what I would do if it was me...)

 

hey jason, i see you're still single

 

part them out now and drag the parts home. Call the recyclers for the rest. I'm sure you could put them in your ba*****t or ****ter them throughout the house somewhere.

 

TEXAS? I thought that was nothing buy open space? I've got a half acre and could hide two vehicles.

 

I have nearly a whole acre, but it's in town.

 

No man, I'm married even have a kid with her. She likes it when I talk like that, makes her laugh *S*
I go hungry a lot though....

 

PW.

Its your house too ya know. Cover the damn thing up with plastic and throw a few flowers around it. You have to be happy too ya know.

 

It might be too far but I got 20 acres in mid Mo. u could put them here. I prbly have 30 vehicles my self.

 

don't get laid much either,i'll bet

 

*laugh* Right, only when she gets tired of me pouting about it....

 

I'm about an hour southeast of you, off SH 36, if you only need to store them for a month or so you can store them here. I'm 3 miles down a dirt road. PM me if you are interested.

 

Thanks for the offer. I think a coworker is gonna help me out. He just bought 120 acres and said I can store it over at his place.