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Discussion in 'New to the H.A.M.B.? Introduce yourself here!' started by horseballz, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. horseballz
    Joined: Feb 25, 2009
    Posts: 9

    horseballz
    Member

    Hey Guys,
    I have apparently committed a couple of faux pas. First, I never have introduced myself, even though I've been registered for several years. Second, I didn't realize there was a ban on pony cars and post a question concerning my 68 Ford (that has a four legged animal in it's name) and got DELETED. My apologies, and please let me tell you why I belong here.

    Born in 1955, I grew up in the the boonies, yet only 2 miles from suburbia, and 100 yards outside my back door was an abandoned airport runway. 1/4 mile long and 100 yards wide surrounded by acres of open fields. While other kids were playing baseball, football, etc. it was motorized madness for me. First it was wooden, 4 stroke "microds" then 2 stroke, twin engined go-karts and then my first 57 Bel-Air at age 8, unfortunately it got a few repairs and the sold for a faster go-kart. By age 11, I singlehandedly did a complete engine swap on my 63 comet wagon. My big brother was 7 years older than me and an avid drag racer. At age 12, he came over with his , new to him, 63 Plymouth Sport Fury 383 4 speed and told me it about time for me to learn how to "side step"power shift. We spent most of the day on the runway, burning first the rear tires of the car and then swapping the front to the rear and smoking them off too. The tires were new at the beginning of the day and not quite legal by the end of the day:D. Also at age 12, I started "collecting" 57 Chevys, much to my parents dismay, and by age 15 I had:
    >2 dr sedan/plain jane "210" 6cyl/3-speed-ran OK/smoked a bit
    >2 dr hardtop/plain jane 6cly/auto-ran great/no trans
    >4 dr sedan seized motor/solid body
    >2 dr panel wagon/victim of several hot rodding episodes.
    >2 dr plain jane wagon 265/3 on the tree
    >red, numbers matching Bel-Air convertible 283/4bbl/PS/PB ran rough but solid and complete
    >Piles of parts for all cars to be made driveable
    3 months before my 16th birthday (driver license time, woo-hoo) the chemical company that owned the runway, in fear of possible waste leakage, overed my parents enough $$$$ to pay of the mortgage on their 1917 house anf enough more to buy a brand new house in suburbia. I realized I couldn't keep all the 57's but hoped to at least keep the vert and the 2 dr hardtop and at the absolute minimum the choice 2 dr hardtop. so I took all my tools, teddy bears, model cars and many parts and packed them in the trunk of the 2 dr hardtop. One day I came home from school and EVERTHING WAS GONE!:eek: My Mom hnaded me $150 and said "wel they were just old junkers anyway and you should be happy with this":mad: Well I wasn't happy and the experience kinda soured me on Chevys for a while and I turned to Rock & Roll and Fords. By the way, besides the 57s there were at least 20 other cars that came and went in those few years. My first street car was a 63 Falcon 6 banger three speed that I fabbed in a 221 V8 from a 63 Meteor and then a bunch of muscle type cars and then the Rock & Roll took over and I started a small sound system rental company. My wrenching skills mutated from performance/hot rodding to milking 500K-600K miles out of old rust buckets. Now, after working a lifetime in the entertainment industry and paying my dues, I've spent the last 12+ years "getting back to my roots", so to speak, playing with resto-modding, fabricating and upgrading on:
    >59 Ford Custom 300, 289/automatic
    >59 Ford Custom 300, 428/4-speed
    >66 Ford Galaxy 500, 390/4-speed
    >68 Ford (Unmentionable), 302/5-speed
    >69 Ford F250, 360/automatic Parts & Trailer hauler
    >56 Chevy 3200 pickup, 350/4-speed
    All upgrades are done in a "home brewed" fashion as much as is feasible. I will BUY something or PAY someone else to do something, only after at least several attempts to make it/do it myself. While I understand that I've been away from this stuff a long time, I'm not truly a noob at all this stuff and I have the p***ion and spirit for old iron and the "can do" at***ude and truly appreciate the "caveman" mentality. To bring a bit of history, the thread that convinced me to become a member here, was a guy who made his own bell housing for a Cadillac Flathead V8. His work and spirit was inspirational.
    Thanks To All,
    Gene
     
  2. tudorkeith
    Joined: May 10, 2009
    Posts: 453

    tudorkeith
    Member

    i have no problems forgiving said mistakes...but if your post was any longer, E-books would want to charge for it! Never the less welcome aboard and what ever you do don't mention R#@ rods! keith
     
  3. raymay
    Joined: Mar 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,599

    raymay
    Member

    Welcome from New York. Wouldn't your mom have been surprised to to know what that $150 score was worth today.
     
  4. horseballz
    Joined: Feb 25, 2009
    Posts: 9

    horseballz
    Member

    Keith
    Aren't all HotRods considered R#@s by the uninformed?;)
    Gene
     
  5. Don's Hot Rods
    Joined: Oct 7, 2005
    Posts: 8,319

    Don's Hot Rods
    Member
    from florida

    Haha, you are damned if you don't and damned if you do, huh, Gene?? :D

    Welcome aboard. Lots of us have cars that are not welcome on this forum and I too have had a picture of one of them deleted when I inadvertantly posted it. No harm, no foul, not the worst offense anyone can make. You sound like a nice guy and we look forward to shooting the breeze with you now and then.

    Don
     
  6. horseballz
    Joined: Feb 25, 2009
    Posts: 9

    horseballz
    Member

    raymay,
    She already knows. When my big Bro & I were visiting a couple years back, she saw a copy of Old Car Trader on the table with a red 57 Vert on the cover, and asked "didn't you used to have one like that?" and I pointed to the restored not survivor price of $107,000! I didn't say a word and it was the end of the discussion.:rolleyes:
    Gene
     
  7. bigbstang1969
    Joined: May 19, 2010
    Posts: 60

    bigbstang1969
    Member

    Welcome aboard. Sounds like a great childhood.
     
  8. mikeallcars
    Joined: Feb 16, 2012
    Posts: 1,316

    mikeallcars
    Member

  9. carlos
    Joined: May 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,388

    carlos
    Member
    from ohio

    welcome,got my first car at 15 me and a bunch of the kids from the neighbor hood would cruze the field everyday after school. we carried a many a gallon of gas from the local station about 2 miles away in five gallon cans to keep her going not to mention all the work we did with an adjustable wrench and a pair of channel locks .became an expert changing rear ends from backlashing it,THEN the field wasnt big enough got to sneakin it out on the street and then the good ole OHIO Highway Patrol BUSTED no license no bumper bald tires loud pipes,and fisticous tags,Thanks to a Very Good Juvenile Judge he let me slide on all the charges but the old 61 chevy got sold for $35
     
  10. Imperial Kustom
    Joined: Dec 20, 2007
    Posts: 293

    Imperial Kustom
    Member

    Of all my stuff the parents would get rid of, they always knew offing my car stuff woulda got them killed.

    Welcome to the H.A.M.B.
     
  11. krooser
    Joined: Jul 25, 2004
    Posts: 4,583

    krooser
    Member

    Geez... can I get that intro on "Books on Tape"?

    Seriously... welcome to the best Tuner site in the Web...
     
  12. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 8,430

    sololobo
    Member

    Welcome hb, you are in the right place. I was addidcted to 57's myself and still wish I had my last one. Rock on man. ~sololobo~
     
  13. bigalturk1
    Joined: Sep 23, 2010
    Posts: 367

    bigalturk1
    Member

    Welcome aboard!
    Some of my emails have been "Scratched" too.
    To bad about the cars....mothers are like that, yea they are. My mom didn't trash my old cars However, she did flatten my motorcycle (She was short), as she pulled away from the curb.
    PS: I don't think you forgot to introduce yourself....
    I think it took that long to write that email! HAAA!
     
  14. Gator
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 4,016

    Gator
    Member
    from Statham Ga

  15. rustyfords
    Joined: Jun 17, 2008
    Posts: 1,295

    rustyfords
    Member
    from Conroe, TX

    Growing up with a runway behind your house....that you got to use......THAT MUST BE WHAT HEAVEN WILL BE LIKE.
     
  16. Crystal Blue
    Joined: Nov 18, 2008
    Posts: 609

    Crystal Blue
    Member

    HB, Welcome ! But of all the names you could have picked, you

    went with Horseballz !!!??:eek: Glad you didn't go with Bullscrotum :D
     
  17. fastcar1953
    Joined: Oct 23, 2009
    Posts: 4,167

    fastcar1953
    Member

    welcome from blackwater mo.
     
  18. Saxman
    Joined: Nov 28, 2009
    Posts: 3,556

    Saxman
    Member

    Welcome from So Cal.
     
  19. horseballz
    Joined: Feb 25, 2009
    Posts: 9

    horseballz
    Member

    Gator,
    Yeah I noticed after posting it in the wrong place. DAY-UM!:eek:
    And the screen name "horseballz" isn't meant to refer to equine genitalia so much as referring to the stuff that spews out of a horse's East end while he's traveling West, which is generally the same **** that comes out of the mouths and brains of many souls on message boards!:p Just a bit o' tongue in cheek humor.:)
    Thanks for the welcome, I think I'm gonna like it here.
    Gene
     
  20. tommyd
    Joined: Dec 10, 2010
    Posts: 11,999

    tommyd
    Member
    from South Indy

    Welcome from Indy.
     
  21. styleline
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Posts: 868

    styleline
    Member
    from so-hol

  22. Willy_P
    Joined: Mar 19, 2011
    Posts: 762

    Willy_P
    Member

    Welcome from Kansas.
     
  23. BamaMav
    Joined: Jun 19, 2011
    Posts: 6,969

    BamaMav
    Member Emeritus
    from Berry, AL

    Hey Gene! Welcome! You know me by a different name on MMB and M&M. Look at my avatar on left for a clue and you'll know! :D

    Looks like you ought to welcoming me though, you have been here longer!:D
     
  24. Nice intro, welcome from Wisconsin!
     

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