Nigerians are some sharp dudes..funny

This is a running conversation from a want add I placed on Fordbarn, I'm trying to BUY a model a part now....

hello seller, i am interested in buying your {Hi,} so i will like to know the present condition of it including the final price of it asap pls get back to me
thanks.............

me:?

Nigerian wise man: Im not understand what ?? is for the mail.yes let me no the last price pls get back to measap today
thanks........... thans

me: at this point i'm bored and decide to play. yes it is very nice, and I am a very stupid American who will write a check of any amount you say.
By the way, that's a joke, you *****....

Nigerian wise man: I want you to understand me i mean that you such give me this

me :Right, do you like Duesenburgs, I have 3 of these very cheap!

Nigerian wise man: thanks for the mail i really appreciate your kindness on this transaction .so iwll instruct my client to isued out the down payment of $4500 to you in time so what i need now is that your full name contact address that the payment would have send to and also your contact phone number and you mobile phone your zip code so this transaction can going on smoothly please back to me with the information thanks to hear from you soonest
thanks .............

me: I also have 32 Ford roadster-$25.00, and 1932 Ford 3 window coupe for $40.00 must sell soon

Nigerian wise man: Hello,
Thanks for the mail,Well the price of the goods in okay by me include the present goods so i will like to inform you that i have a client which is owing me sum of $2500 and his promised me to pay by certified cashier check ok,so i will now instruct him to send the money to you a.s.a.p and also i immediately you got the check from him you must have cashed it and deduct your items cost out of the funds and send the remaining balance to the shipper's Via Western Union Money Transfer agent.So important for my client t o issue the check out on behalf of your name is listed below:

Me: Make check payable to:
Mickey Mouse
123 Goofy lane
Disneyworld USA 54321

Nigerian wise man: hello
thanks for the mail pls i want you to give me your phone number. pls get back to me today
thanks........

Me: Okay, you may call me at work , here is the number 1–407–824–4321,
ask for Mickey Mouse, i'll give you the condition of the cars. (Disneys main info number)

Think he'll call them?

 

Friggin' sweet!! Way to fight the man. Scammers sure are smart.

 

I'll take the roadster and the 3w if the nigerian dude p***es


Cool stuff man

 

Sounds like he got a good deal... Wise man indeed. Have you got any more '32's five windows please. thanks. sparky

 

We think Nigerians are stoopid.

But they're the ones making money off of us...

 

Should send him this link.

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/


Much easier to scam someone if you speak their language.

 

Ha, love that!, If the ***** replies i'll send it to him.

 

I just waisted 20 minutes of my time on that! Oh well back to work!

 

Make sure you don't forget the "Official Conference Proceedings" link in the red box.

 

If you think that's funny,

check this out.

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com

****ing hilarious.

 

Ha! missed that link the first time, oh wise dude please email me back after you talk to Mickey....

 

Unkl Ian, that was hilarious.

 

just as long as Mickey don't sell him those cars that Goofy was going to "fix up one day" from out the back of the disney lot.....

 

An Update, thought I was through with this guy. Can you believe this? who could be this stupid...

I sent him a phony address in disney world to send the check, and told him to call Mickey Mouse for instructions.


Make check payable to:

Mickey Mouse
123 Goofy lane
Disneyworld USA 54321

Here's what I got today.....


hello thanks you i just want to confim may been you are receive the payment by how please i want you to tell tell me what is going on about it because i think that you so pose to been receiveit by how please that it what i want to confim from you please i want you to get back to me before tommorro because my shipper has been worry me about it and i told are that very soon you when been receive it please i want you to get back to immedately you read it, please god when be with a men thanks you very much get back to me good day ,,

amazing.... And this all started with a want add I placed.

 

this is good too.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

 

Sorry to change the topic but Caffeine do you own that green flaked bobber? Could you send me some pics of it? webmaster@autowonderland.ca that thing rocks!

 

the ebolamonkey man was the funniest sh*t i have ever read!!!!!!!!! i'm laughing so hard i'm about to puke!!!! thanks mr.*******

_T

 

ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I love that ****!

 

too much for roadster. i pay four dollar. check be ready tweny minis. o k!

 

I respond to every one of those--"help me get the 30 million dollars out of African Congo"--emails I recieve with this:
"I want to be bussiness partner of you -great reguard and trust to you.....
please follow these instructions in their details........
Drop your drawers-
bend over-
-stick that cash right up your fat Nigerian ***-
THEN.....waltz right out of that ****hole you live in- [no one will EVER look for the money IN there!]

 

That's some funny sh*t!

Some MF'n Nigerian a-hole wanted bilk me out $1700.00
of my hard speed equipment earned dollars while I was selling my Regal. I asked for $2k & he wanted to send me $3700.00 for the included shipping costs.Sent me a cashiers check for this amount w/o a signature but had a printed name on the endorsers line for a Washington Mutual Transfer Branch in Nor-Cal=does not exist! he must thought he was sharp, I turned this check into the local Washington Mutual for fraud investigation, they traced back where it was sent from by post office(Nor-Cal also) & played their game in a sting operation with the western union, This guy is now doing time in our beloved country.
That's a Federal Offense here Pal! he'll be bending over for a while in there!

 

I'm a little short on cash this week...would you take $15.00...and payments...on the '32 roadster?

 

Funny! I always ask for a **** photo of themselves.... Just to see who I am dealing with, since most have female names at first.

 

They're fun to read,but it ain't worth my time to answer them and i sure don't want a link back to my URL. I've gotten to many, my internet server just sets up a Spam filter to automatically dump 'em.

 

ARE those pictures of the nigerian scammers for real? did the american really get them to pose with funny names for their pictures?

one nigerian is holding sign that says **** Plug. OH MY Freaking LORd that was funny.

you're right, those are freaking great.

 

yeah, the powerbook scam is world famous.

beautifully executed reverse scam.

Who says you can't scam a scammer?

basicly, someone that was going to buy a notebook online and not pay for it got a fake notebook (laptop) that was made with fake ****ons and funny kids writing.

a freaking cl***ic.

 

Hmmmm. we don't trust them at all, but when they tell us they are Nigerian, we believe they are Nigerian.

 

I just emailed him the link for the Scammer convention that Unkl posted, he's probably booking a hotel for it.

 

The last time one of those clowns tried to scam me, I gave 'em a real address for this a-hole I knew downtown, with a phony name. Sure enough a while later I get a note asking for confirmation of the check... I figured there was no way the guy would be dumb enough to try to use the thing, if he even could with the fake name, but if he did - his tough luck when someone figures out it's a phony. If nothing else the scammer is out his phony check and his money to ship it, and wasted a bunch of time.


But because of these guys my eBay store listings (which no one really looks at much anyways, thats why they're 2 cents a month) are all set up to bid by approval only - stops some just signed up today ***** from ending the listing and costing me a zillion bucks in fees.

 

Man that is grouse, You can imagine the dude getting all fired up screaming "I want to speak to Mickey Mouse" good work. We do that kinda stuff to those people who ring you up wanting to do phone serveys.