O/T Need some help Gettin' Even!!!

What's up fellas...for those of you who don't know me...I'm pretty much a vendictive som bitch! For the past several months I have been compiling pictures and stories of assholes in my life (at the time I didn't know why...now I do). Well, today I figured out what I was going to do with them. Nothing is up yet but give me some time!!!!

Gettin' Even!!!

If you have any asshole stories...please pass them on to me at gettingevn@yahoo.com! I would greatly appreciate it!

 

Great idea. I have a cop story I'll send you sometime soon.

 

Fresno cops being assholes??? Dyers Army???? NAWWWWW....

 

The best revenge is livin' well and fuhgedaboudit! Jerks just want to be remembered...

 

I once used those business reply card to subscribe a guy to about a hunnert magazines, probably didn't cost him a thing but I hope it made him miserable unsubscribing to them.

 

Ahhh...what sparked me to actually do this is, I went to a bar the other night and I was the designated driver. Between the four of us (well...three of them drinking & my appeitizer) we dropped $190 in the bar that night! Being the designated driver, I drank coffee all night....when we got the bill, they charged me $4 a CUP for regular ole coffee (I had five cups) and didn't tell me that there were no free refills!
I emailed the owner, thinking that he might make it right, and he basically told me that was the way it is...ASSHOLE!!! I don't expect to change the world or immortilize a dickhead with this site....just vent...so I don't loose it an pop a cap in someone's head.

 

This waste of space over 20 bucks? Get over it.

 

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A WASTE OF SPACE, IS A BUS FULL OF LAWYERS,

GOING OVER A CLIFF,

WITH 3 EMPTY SEATS.

 

scarylary.

it's not a waste of space for just his story. the website is gonna be for all kinds of asshole stories.

and dude, 20 bucks for some coffee is a fucking rip off. i'm with unpunk on that one.

hey unpunk, just send some one percenters in there one night when they're closing up.

 

For sure a rip off, but its a bar. Proves no good deed goes unpunished! But dude, its still only 20 bucks!

 

Any of ya fellas ever heard of the anarchist cookbook?...That's how a serious person gets revenge. Either that or take notes on Marvin Hemyer

 

Yeah, I gotta agree--$20 for coffee when you're the DD?! I'd be PLENTY pissed about that. Every bar I've ever been in, and every restaraunt I've ever worked in let the DD drink cokes or coffee for free.
I think I'd write a letter to the newspaper.
Then I'd write a letter to all the TV newstations.
Then I'd send another one to the mayor and the cheif of police. Liquor license control board, too.

Something along these lines:
"I would like to bring it to your attention that "local bar" seems to be going out of its way to discourage groups having a designated driver by charging the DD $4 for a cup of coffee or $X for a soda.
It's obviously in everybody's interest for local establishments to do all they can to encourage the Designated Driver program. Upon contacting the establishment's owner the morning after paying $20 for a couple cups of coffee (as my group's DD), it was made clear to me that the owner does not care to promote a designated driver program in his establishment. I certainly don't mind paying a reasonable price for a non-alcoholic beverage, but $4 for a cup of coffee is more than a beer! I thought local bar and restaraunt owners were encouraged to do all they could to promote Designated Driver programs and responsible drinking. Though in our group the DD always stays sober, I'm sure there are many who would reason "for this price, I may as well have a beer or two and save some money!"

My friends and I will not be patronizing his establishment again due to his lack of concern in promoting responsible drinking. We thought your (readers/viewers/patrol officers/voters/liquor license enforcement personal) would be interested to hear of our expereinces, both the night of our outing, and the owner's lack of concern and arrogant attitude the following day when I spoke with him. I'm not saying the owner should "give away the store" to the designated drivers, and there is certainly no rule or law saying the DD should drink for free, but I'm sure you'd agree that there's also such thing as being a good member of the community and just doing the right thing, especially where bars and alcohol are concerned."

Then send a photo copy of each letter to the owner--just to let him know why he's suddenly getting all the attention.

-Brad

 

yeah good point, would they rather he be drunk and drive home 5 guys that drank themselves silly from YOUR BAR and then kill someone? they could loose their expensive palm beach county liquor license. dumb ass bartender and management.

 

I have a good...and ongoing asshole neighbor story......

I moved into a new place end of Nov. After a few months the neighbor across the street still refused to come greet me while we are both outside. I wave, no response. Kind of weird, but oh well. So during this whole time I put up with his friggen 80,000 semi out in the road running all night long. This happened about once or twice a week all winter long. I like the sound of a big rig, but listen to it while trying to sleep is a differnet story. He also put up dumb ass stakes right at the blacktop edge so the plow wouldn't rip up his yard...well the plow didn't plow half the road so you couldn't even pass two cars! No problem, I am still not pissed its all give and take. He puts up with a burnout here and there and my car trailer occationaly parked at home and we call it even. Come first couple of lawn mowings and I notice a pile of grass clippings in the corner of my lot growing. I also noticed a Xmas tree go from his curb(city didn't pick it up) to this pile of old sod and grass clippings. I catch him in the act dumping bushes and crap on my lot. I should add we both live on the end of a dead end street in a VERY upscale subdivision. There are a lot of exectives and such here and it is pricey so this is not the kind of stuff that is tolerated. So I confront him politely. He gets in my face being an asshole wanting to fight. So I leave and go to the town meeting the next week. Come to find out the person behind him had the same complaint. The town gets on his case and he ends up removing TWO FULL DUMPTRUCK LOADS of yard waste from my property!!! Backhoe and all, Litterally a couple tons of stuff. So now he is pissed at me and a few weeks later he has a fit of rage and comes up my driveway wanting to fight, calling me white trash and telling me I will regret moving here. By the way, white trash drives a late model Lexus, '64 Lincoln convertible and a quad cab V10 dodge all paid for. While dickhead neighbor has a couple leins to GMAC and parks his semi at home. It was quite the Jerry Springer moment! So I don't do too much about it but ignore him and another two weeks later he catches me outside and wants to fight again. This time he pushes me and grabs my throat. I get the police involved this time and they don't do anything because there were no witnesses and he denies it all. Now the cop wants to interview the neighbors to find out more about his behavior. The day he was coming out to do so, the stupid neighbor starts shooting birds with his shotgun and some other neighbors call him in for it. He should have gotten ticketed, but still does not. The cop quoted several neighbors saying that the guy is "crazy" and there was no positive comments made about the guy. They ranged from...he scares us to he yelled at use saying what are you looking at asshole when we walked past his house.
So now he has complaints for his semi, dumping yard waste, shooting a shotgun and fighting with the neighbor. So I come home from vacation and am in my backyard. I am releasing some fish I legally caught and am legally releasing into my private pond in my backyard. He is out in the field behind my house yelling at me accusing me of doing something illegal, which I am 100% not. Then he comes on my property and still is yelling at me. So my girlfriend calls the cops and he gets a disorderly conduct ticket for a couple hundred bucks. Now he is REALLY pissed at me. Another instance, about a week before, had the landscaper cut down some bushes and sod into my property about 35 feet at the end of the road. I guess he doesn't understand what lot lines are. So my lawyer is taking care of that. So now he is steaming mad cause we ignore him totally and I have made it very clear I am not going to fight him. Anytime he thinks we are coming outside now, he paces up and down in the road between us and waits for us. He also yells stuff when we are leaving the driveway and stares madly at us. We stay away from him and we sit in the house and just laugh at the loser. Oh oh oh, I forgot that he called the cops on my last week because I supposedly drove through his ditch...bogus by the way. The cop even laughed about it and told us he thought he would be in jail over this within 30 days based on his attitude. By the way, he is 38 years old. The funniest thing is that I have done absolutely NOTHING to instigate or egg him on. All I have done is ask him not to dump yard waste on my property and we talked with the town board about getting the semi out of there. We were not being bad neighbors nor were we really doing anything major to him. I have actually let lots of stuff slide that is not really supposed to be legal in our neighborhood and I have not called in half the crap he has pulled.
So we are in the middle of filing a harrassment restraining order on him. It is getting old and I want it to stop. This time next week, I can assure you he will be sitting in a jail sell because he is stupid and still tries to yell at us.
I can think of a hundred and one things that I could do to get even with the dickhead. The BEST OF THE BEST and it gets him worse than the best prank is that I just ignore him. It is really tough, but well worth is since he has NOTHING on me and I have 5 police reports and a disorderly conduct on him. The fact that he can't get me to swing a punch and that I am cool and collected in confrontations just gets him boiling mad. I can tell because the more we ignore him, the worse he seems to get and the more he tries to "make my life miserable" The fact he is going to continue to screw up and land himself in jail just makes me laugh til I cry! It is Jerry Springer meets Cops!
So I guess not getting even in this case is the best revenge of all!

 

Even worse......it was a Clovis cop.

 

Yep, the Clovis guys are way worse. Fresno cops at least have more real crime to worry about, which helps keep 'em off the trivial crap. And don't even get me started on the Madera County guys...

 

Man,

Your story cracked me up!

Danny

 

Don't forget to put up a forum on your site so that we don't have to see this kinda stuff on the HAMB

Good luck on your car if you have one.

Paul

 

True satisfaction doesn't really happen til you get to about 300, and remember to bastardize the guys name on a few.

Read some George Hayduke, the first rule is never get cute and show your hand or indicate to anybody that you had any part in the revenge. A website attached to your IP address might not be the best way to go about it.

 

Hey! It's asshole #2!

I have a couple cars myself, thank you very much. How about you?
The reason I posted this here is that (if you paid attention to people's posts) there are a LOT of car/cop related asshole stories floating around here....but thanks for asking!

 

You had better watch it...Crazy people like that will decide it's worth it to shoot you and then themselves....have you vidoetaped any of his bologna?


I had a run in with a gas station a few weeks ago that still makes me pissed. I was 2 hours from home and I pulled into a gas station to fill up. The hand written sign on the pump said I would have to pay first. I had no cash so I used my debit card at the pump. I went inside afterwards to buy a coke for the road. They said I needed a minimum $10 dollar purchase to use my debit card. I let them know I just bought almost $40.00 worth of gas......They gave me a big "so what".....I am pretty sure I was close to having blood squirt out my eyes when I left.

 

"Don't leave home without it" .

 

The guy that wrote "The Poor Man's James Bond" had a good point- don't trust someone that would put explosives recipes in the same book they put DRUG recipes in! Over half of those recipes have been proven to be DANGEROUSLY shoddy-read it in 'Freakonomics', a bitchin' book, by the way.

 

Yes Mr. unpunk01, I may be an asshole for thinking negative thoughts about off topic posts taking up space on Ryans server.

And I can assure you that I do not think any higher of them because there are many.

This discussion is old around here, but it always make me kind of sad to see good car related stuff drown in this kind of activity. Maybe I missunderstood your intensions. Perhaps you ment to vacuum the bord free of all this kind of OT stories.Maybe my sugestion for a separate forum wasn't that bad afterall.

Guess your site will be loaded in the future since anyone with a different opinion to yours is an asshole. Put me up there, hey I'm #2 afterall.

This will be my last reply to O/T ever on this board. Since my whining is also costing server space.

Grab a gear
Paul

 

Glad to hear it...bitch.