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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hotrodnomader, Aug 16, 2012.

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  1. Camel toe kid
    Joined: Apr 25, 2011
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    Damn thats why i love this place! Always good for a laugh!
     
  2. beauishere
    Joined: Mar 17, 2004
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    The HAMB lives.
     
  3. xxzzy999
    Joined: Apr 8, 2011
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    you guys are over thinking this.....

    He's basically saying... "It's better to get in the game than to be a spectator."

    .. and he is correct.
     
  4. Fenders
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
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    After we are dead (oh sorry, "after we p***") will it make a difference to us that we made a difference?
     
  5. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
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    Deuces

    I think he also drank the bong water...:eek::eek:
     
  6. Deuces
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    Deuces

    :confused:?????????.........
     
  7. Hey, it matters to me what my car p***es!:rolleyes:

    Doc.
     
  8. Mine p***es everything but a gas station. Does that count?
     
  9. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
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    Deuces

    Yep! That's the "scared straight" deal.... It'll make him walk the "straight and narrow" for the rest of his life.... Like I did... :D... Yeah right!.:rolleyes:
     
  10. Deuces
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    Deuces

    Me 2!!!... :)
     
  11. Deuces
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    Deuces

    Yeah, ain't that a shame...:(:rolleyes:
     
  12. Deuces
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    Deuces

    That's looks like my little pal...:D:)
     

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  13. Saxman
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    Yes, there is nothing worse than that poetic wax build up.
     
  14. Deuces
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    Deuces

    Heeey!! Ke p***a mio amigo???... :D
     
  15. Then, when it's not sleeping you got one UGLY cat!!:eek:

    Doc.
     
  16. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
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    Deuces

    In my case???... Probably not..:(
    But I would like to make the world a better place to live in... :rolleyes: I must be a dreamer..:eek:
     
  17. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
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    Deuces

    No, not really... He's one handsome brute! He's as smooth as I am with the ladies...;).... :rolleyes::eek:
     

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  18. Aw well, either way hes better lookin' than me!

    Doc.
     
  19. Deuces
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    Deuces

    Where were we???..... :confused:?????
     
  20. diamonddrew
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    Bongs...poop....cats...what is this about again?
     
  21. bfinch56
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    hahahahhahahha:D:p
     
  22. Nailhead Brooklyn
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    *nods*
     
  23. 1964countrysedan
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    from Texas

    I see similarities in the OP's poem and this one...






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    </TD><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e5e5e5 1px solid" id=td_post_573136 cl***=alt1><!-- icon and ***le -->[​IMG] I'm all ****ed up... I thought I was smoking Sherm sticks
    <HR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e5e5e5; COLOR: #e5e5e5" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and ***le -->
    <!-- message -->I can't concentration camp my roaming ***** eyes in this fog of lack lusted DMT TECHNICALI nazi aged *** RODS,,,,,,,...................

    is this where I do Shout outs?
    or challenge those to a gun fight.
    If I died tomorrow I would need hugs from my friends roaming around in this blender of type set and afro caps......

    wheres the big boned *****es when the dog house needs to be de-flead??
    probably ******* and drinking out of the garden hose............
    oh wait,,, theres a rockerbilly clothing sale on the east coast somewhere and all the fat james deans are selling STP t-shirts..........

    we don't roll like that anymore out here in Sinnersville.
    The gold has been hidden.
    protected by the men of black from the men only "in " Black....
    The real deal has no roll call. the real deal has soul call/.....

    you can fester your flick fingers in your band jackets and talk tough.
    but if I catch your hands around my shop again This 40 ca will cough...

    we are the leaders of the union carbide inhalation.....

    SOLDIERS of the UN-IRONCROSSED.......

    lead me to the DEMONROOM here where i can interact with people from my own planet that know me for my pain, not for my foreskin fashion earring...........

    KID FROST.
    saw the ********.
    ***** Nads knows where home is.......

    Ryans email blur...

    I LOVE YOU ALL
    and I will KILL you
    for my suffering/...........

    show me your ***s.
    Bluto

    GERMANAZI....
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    "Softball playing lesbians"
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  24. outlaw256
    Joined: Jun 26, 2008
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    ha hell guys everyone of you know what he wanting to say.even i knew that after takin all my pain meds this morning. god them little blue ones work GOODl, lol!but why put that up on a board that is all we do. maybe he has my pain meds.
     
  25. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
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    Deuces

    Yikes!!!!......:confused:????
     
  26. fts55
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    from guthrie ok

    I also like watermelon
     
  27. slammed
    Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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    slammed
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    The ignore list grow larger everyday.
     
  28. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
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    Rickybop
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    What's it all about?...

    Let it all hang out.
     
  29. The little pink ones get me!!

    Doc.
     
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