ratrods, hotrods, kickbutt prizes and hot girls

LOL well 'Fuck you you fuckin fuck' has been used 4 billion times already so i had to come up with somthin fast

 

Rat Rods Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WOW! I'm impressed with this guy,,,,,,His bio below says he was buildin' rat rods since middle school and he's 27 years old,,,

He must be the ASS CLOWN that invented the rat rod style because I never heard of it 10 to 12 years ago,,,about the time he would have been in middle school,,,,,,,,,, HRP

Biography:
im 27, ive been building rat rods since middle school, mostly because thats all i could afford and second because im stuck in the 50's and thats just what was driven by the guys my age at the time. currently takeing time off traveling the u.s. in search of rat rod lovers, rockabilly type and authentic built rods of the 50's. thats about it.

 

Wow. It's raining outside. I think I'll go put the aircleaners on my rite-on daddyo rockabilly hot rat rod roadster (that means no roof) and go to the Woodward Dream Cruise rat rod greaser festival. Maybe I can get my rat rod in a magazine for real rat rodders!
Ummmm....no. I'm gonna hang this thing up and go spend time with my daughter.

 

Ha ha... idle threats... using Rat Rod liberally... getting torn a new one... priceless...


now listen here princess... TAKE A HIKE... we ain't buying what you're selling... and I'm easy enough to find... please come kick my ass....

 

Hey FlatheadPete,I wanna bury my face in your avatar

 

I actually clicked on it hoping for a good laugh.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

........PLEASE don't take this as any type of an attack, but "today's HAMB" is civilized compared to what it was a few years ago!

 

Hwy villiontini or tubatina or trambontini or whatever Italian musical insrtument you are, You sond like a real jack ass. Why dont you start a rat rod dildo shop and go fuck yourself!!!

 

Thats only becuase 'GERMS' M.I.A LOL

 

I'm sorry, but what's a rat rod anyways? I hear that term all the time, just trying to figure out what it is. Thanks

speedy


PS: Yorgatron, did you lose weight bro? Your pic looks a lot smaller than normal.

 

He lives around here (according to the address) but I haven't seen any new ratty rides lately.
I like it when people do things like this; it let's me know everything I shouldn't do when I launch my site. I have a feeling when it goes up, this guy's gonna think I stole his idea

 

Hey Jonny come lately... I HATE rat rodzzz... You are 'stuck in the 50's'???? You are 27 years old. You were born in the '70's. How could you be 'stuck in the 50's?!? That's one of the gayest things I've ever read. What a Jack Off...

Why don't you go "kiss a duck"?

Is that "50's" enough for you John Weston?



LP

 

yes,,we used to eat our own!

 

Villonti...Hello.....Hmmm, wonder why he left?

 

What exactly is that supposed to mean? I know you're trying to make the point that this isn't a place for kids to play, but HA with 2 extra wheels? Maybe John Vigilante Weston took you seriously, though, and high-tailed it back to one of his "safe" sites for fear of his life...that or his Mama gettin turned out.

 

princess????!!!! now THATS priceless!

 

Whoops i shoulda said like the Hells Angels with 2 more wheels that FNG made me so fuckin mad i couldn't hardly talk

 

Hmmmm, showing up and making threats and nasty comments...I am thinking this is all kinda:

 

Haha this thrashing was fun to watch...

A first rate "how not to join the Hamb" demo.

 

i can't believe this isn't locked yet...

 

I doubt anyone would pay $30 for something they can see for a lot less if not free...and in person on a weekly or daily basis. Also, I'm skeptical about a monthly DVD that's 3~4 hours long per DVD. That'd be really hard to keep up and maintain. Call me crazy but I say just build some kick ass rides and make it out to as many functions as you can and have fun with that.

 

Damn hippie yuppies in Austin. What in God's name was this guy thinking?

 

Monsterflake, That has to be the funniest, yet disturbing, thing I've ever seen.

 

Jag-off!!! Isn't a RATROD the skewer that goes through ass-holes like this when they get roasted at the H.A.M.B. picnic?

 

Making threats and talking shit. Just a wonderful start for a FNG. Just wonderful!

pigpen

 

Yah, I'm still hungry I didn't get enought to eat from the old days.

 

There's something to that notion. Besides being unofficial sergeant-at-arms and official chief gonzo enlightened critic of all things hot rod, his posting added dimension to the HAMB.

Of course, while Germ was working the door, I didn't have the stones to register.
"The old one's just fine, I don't need a new one"

Maybe that's the answer to controlling the HAMB population...a pit bull with an empty dish, chained up in the front yard?

 

So . . . lessee . . . you wade in here, to a very successful volunteer driven site and want us to tell you how to make money?
Izzat about right?

I am curious though, since you're going to be a money-making site, what's the scale for writers, photographers and models?

 

This is a shit thread!