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Okay! I guess this is fine. Thanks anyway!

 

How about capitalizing my "b"..... I'm not quite sure how it ended up lower case. Oh well.

 

So much for becoming less abrasive.....

John L

 

I was thinking about changing to booger machine, but it was taken anyway.

 

Damn i was planning on changing mine since i sold my 57 haha...Oh well i guess the memories of the Ranchero will live on!

 

That sux the ex-wife took my 38 in the divorce so now everytime I log in here I get pissed about it all over again!!!!

 

Think about poor old 3WLarry.. HRP

 

I guess mine is appropriate....with a few exceptions, it's what I've always driven.

 

Well, shit, everyone, including my family are starting to call me Hugh Ness!
Hugh is a sheep shearing, bonds t-shirt wearing, man's man from Yungaburra.
And when I wrote the damned book, I'd never heard of Yungaburra as a town, and then this guy emails me and says, "hi, I've just heard you've written a book about sheep in Yungaburra and I own the only newsagency out here..." Heck, search engines weren't around when I first wrote the book.

 

Damn, and I wanted to become the great one that is the all knowing and the one that has satified over 10,000 women in the last 6 months alone!! I can also stand flat footed and piss in the bed of a dump truck! Now the way I satisfied all these women is by leaving the local Wal-mart, and the dump truck is a tonka toy but those parts I thought we could leave out! Jim

 

Sucks for me! Now I need to get a Ford!

 

Gosh, that means I've got to be me, oh no!! Will I ever be anything but a FNG?

 

Great that means i'll never grow up,i'll never grow up and i'm a NFG

 

Damn, and just when I was thinking about moving back to Commiefornia... NOT!