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My Wife's New Hot Rod...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Tony Bones, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. It'll really lay down the tracks. Motor by Kirby, bag by Fat Lucky's, polishing by me.

    :)
     

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  2. hotrodladycrusr
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  4. 3wLarry
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    from Owasso, Ok

    And I thought you woulda gave it the Super Fly award. :p
     
  5. Now we have to form another rules committee... for ****sters.

    We can get Martha Stewert and Jackie Stewart to look 'em over.

    Does it have a taillight for running at night?

    :D


    JOE:cool:
     
  6. peanut
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    thats cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. ian
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    Hahaha...:p
     
  8. glassguy
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    i guess my wife is a bit more traditional. she wouldnt be caught dead on that goldchainer setup.. heres hers
     

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  9. luckykid
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    I sold Kirby va***s for about a month when I was 20, but I never sold anything that cool. My Kirby's all new and plastic unfortunatley.
     
  10. Now damn it, it's a 60's style show vac! You see that metalflake Zodiac? You see that polish? Gold chainer...yeesh.

    It doesn't have a tail light...but it does have a headlight :)
     
  11. BELLM
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    LMAO!!! You have entirely too much free time.
     
  12. glassguy
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    sorry man your rite!! im just jealous.. the way my ol lady puts away the chardoney shed kill erself on that thing... haha
     
  13. Damn! I've only got a rat-vac.....
     
  14. seymour
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    i had one just like that, but blue. bag wasn't cool like that though...
     
  15. Detonator
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    from santa cruz

    Reminds me of that joke: What's the difference between a Kirby, a Hoover and a Harley? It's where you put the dirt bag.
     
  16. Evel Kirbyneivel! (groan):rolleyes: Thank you...I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

    Seriously...that's cool! Now I wish I still had our old Kirby.
     
  17. CharlieLed
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    I bet she's just thrilled...
     
  18. Chuck R
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    we've had ours for about 30 years, can't kill the damn thing.
     
  19. caffeine
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    from Central NJ

    Phew, thought it was going to be a pic of me with my pants down...........

    :D:D
     
  20. Brandy
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    from Texas

    I pay 15 bucks at thrift stores for identical ones.........I've got a green one, a pink one AND a red one. They work wonders when you take out the seats and carpets in your car and need to **** out the car. Course my cars ******* but whatever.:D

    **x
    Brandy
     
  21. plym_46
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    Kirbys rule, Orecks drool. Now all ya gotta do is find the spray painting accessories for the discharge.
     
  22. fatluckys
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    That turned out great. So the vacuum bag actually works?
     
  23. bills model a
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    thats one serious ****ing machine
    your a lucky guy
     
  24. av8jon
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    If you'd put a blower on that Kirby mill you'd have to put wheely bars on it if she really nailed it!!:p
     
  25. stan292
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    Here's one for the bikers. ***le of the first shot is "Her Motorcycle". These two made the rounds on the 'net a few years back, but still kinda fun.

    P.S. I'm also including "His Motorcycle" even though it's a bit of a stretch to fit it into this thread. I'm sure those who haven't seen it before will find it interesting though.
     

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  26. joeycarpunk
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    from MN,USA

    Thats funny.
     
  27. AZAV8
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    from Tucson, AZ

    I wish we still had our old Kirby. They really know how to "****". And not in the derogatory modern meaning of the word. That old Kirby would out **** our current "8 pound Oreck" any day of the week. Now when does you lady do her "hoovering" as our British and Oz friends would say? Just how do you "hoover" with a Kirby?
     
  28. Kev Nemo
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    I actually did a painting like the "His Motorcycle" pic-sold it at the DFW St. Valentine's Day M***acre last year. Can't remember if I sold it to a HAMBER though...
     
  29. JimC
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    We had one just like that!


    Except!




    it was an Electrolux, and it was a canister model, and it was kinda brown.

    Jim
     
  30. NoSurf
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    Now THAT was fricken funny!!!!!!!! LMAO:D :D :D :D
     

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