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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by treb11, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. treb11
    Joined: Jan 21, 2006
    Posts: 4,132

    treb11
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    My new HAMB tag is here! My new HAMB tag is here! I'm somebody ! Woah! These oil cans are defective!
     
  2. casper
    Joined: Apr 27, 2005
    Posts: 975

    casper
    Member

    Thats right....your name in print, now that's the kind of publicity that can make you famous. Millions of people read this every day !!! I know these are not the exact words... but you get the idea.
     
  3. GAOldsman
    Joined: Mar 31, 2011
    Posts: 1,580

    GAOldsman
    Member
    from Perry, GA

    All I need is this lamp, these matches and sh*t head, come on sh*t head :D
     
  4. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
    Posts: 12,901

    need louvers ?
    Member

    ...and this remote control, and this paddle ball game AND THAT"S ALL I NEED!
     
  5. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,337

    hombres ruin
    Member

    Die milk face!.. You mean I am going to stay this color?
     
  6. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
    Posts: 12,901

    need louvers ?
    Member

    Glad to know I'm not the only one that uses "The new phone book is here, I'm SOMEBODY"! The girlfriend rolls her eyes quite a bit, my younger friends look a bit confused. At least I haven't explained "I found my special purpose!" yet.
     
  7. mattrod68
    Joined: Jan 22, 2007
    Posts: 517

    mattrod68
    Member

    whats a phone book?


    Just kidding
    matt
     
  8. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,894

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Staff Member

    Stay away from the cans... He hates the cans!
     
  9. Hot Rod 50
    Joined: Jul 30, 2007
    Posts: 500

    Hot Rod 50
    Member

    This is the best cup o pizza in town, this guy put the other cup o pizza guy out of business.
     
  10. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
    Posts: 6,586

    117harv
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  11. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,560

    traffic61
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
     
  12. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,903

    HOTRODPRIMER
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    Don't forget the ashtray and the matches! :D HRP

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  13. BISHOP
    Joined: Jul 16, 2006
    Posts: 2,570

    BISHOP
    Member

    " Im picking out a thermos for yoooou, not an ordinary thermos for yooou, but the extra best thermos that you can buy, with vinyl stripes and a cup built right in".
     
  14. Just Gary
    Joined: Oct 9, 2002
    Posts: 5,829

    Just Gary
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    "Waiter, there are SNAILS on her plate! "
     
  15. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,560

    traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

    Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
     
  16. Roger Walling
    Joined: Sep 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,149

    Roger Walling
    Member

    I can see that a lot of people are having a bad hair day!
     
  17. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,903

    HOTRODPRIMER
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    No,,this is a bad hair day,,HRP

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  18. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,024

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    BWAHAAA!!! :p
     
  19. 35desoto
    Joined: Oct 6, 2009
    Posts: 775

    35desoto
    Member

    Well this is my best read on the HAMB this morning - Thanks guys for the laughter - some of you are really sick - but very good!!!! LOS
     
  20. Lild
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 260

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    Member

    Holy **** you guys are funny! Im at my desk laughing my *** off and my wife walks in, takes a look and walks away shaking her head.
     
  21. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 10,758

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    I was born, a poor black child...
     
  22. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 10,758

    Rickybop
    Member

    ...so we built a bigger house.
     
  23. jwcaddy
    Joined: Jul 31, 2007
    Posts: 261

    jwcaddy
    Member
    from golden,co.

    There should be more threads like this one. We got a bunch of clowns on here!!!!! Makes life better when ya laugh alot.
     
  24. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
    Posts: 6,586

    117harv
    Member

    Navin commenting on his name tattooed on his circus stunt/performer girlfriends **** cheek "first the phone book, now this, I bet more people see this than the phone book"


    Oh yah, congrats on your alliance membership.
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2013
  25. pumpman
    Joined: Dec 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,674

    pumpman
    Member

    Got what I wanted, my HAMB tag. That's all I need, well maybe some rivets, and maybe a rivet gun, BUT I WILL NOT TAKE THE PASTIC PROTECTION OFF! I'm going to keep the stink'in plastic protection on for me, yes! Sorry Boss.
     
  26. gwhite
    Joined: Sep 1, 2007
    Posts: 3,136

    gwhite
    SUPER MODERATOR

    ...and now you know what your "special purpose" is...
     
  27. vicksrods
    Joined: Nov 13, 2007
    Posts: 153

    vicksrods
    Member

    "this sh*t this shinola"........"dont trust whitey"......
     
  28. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 36,043

    Mr48chev
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    It looks like Ryan was pretty busy last week as I got mine in the mail yesterday too.
     
  29. Camel toe kid
    Joined: Apr 25, 2011
    Posts: 734

    Camel toe kid
    Member

    Whos the luckiest guy in the world?
     
  30. Saxon
    Joined: Aug 9, 2008
    Posts: 2,155

    Saxon
    Member
    from MN

    I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a *******. Your loving son, Navin."
     

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