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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by chuckspeed, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    yah -

    I know us FNG's are a pain inna **** mostly, but when do we graduate from idgit status to real live, honest-to-God greasmonkeys?

    Curious,

    Chuck.
     
  2. Crusty Nut
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,834

    Crusty Nut
    Member

    Just keep your head down and get back to work on your ride. All it takes is for one person to ruin it for all of us.:D
     
  3. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
    Alliance Vendor
    from AUSTIN,TX

    the irony of this for me is I have been building since I was thirteen.(and I have an i.c.a.r. certification to prove it!)
    ah well, such is life
     
  4. riverrat
    Joined: Feb 9, 2005
    Posts: 309

    riverrat

    dont worry about it. its all a crock of ****. ftr

    riverrat
     
  5. Olson
    Joined: Aug 11, 2005
    Posts: 851

    Olson
    Member

    lmao...that was good

    I think it's fifty...but who the hell cares. I guess I'm a grenade inspecta now...so I won't have any hands soon. Life may as well be over.

    Olson

     
  6. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,610

    Thumper
    Member

    50?.........is that the age or the numbers of posts? I'm over 50.......but nobody gives a ****.:D
     
  7. bobx
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,060

    bobx
    Member
    from Indiana

    but nobody really gives a **** about the post counts either...
     
  8. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    AHA!

    0-50 FNG
    50-100 Newbie
    100 - ??? Grenade inspector...

    Guess I'll just go off and rotate the air in my tires again.
     
  9. Splinter
    Joined: May 14, 2005
    Posts: 1,112

    Splinter
    Member

    Kinda reminds me of bein' in the Navy... there's always some mother with more stripes and less brains rubbin' yer nose in it....
     
  10. It's based on how much you say, not how much you know.
     
  11. oldcarfart
    Joined: Apr 12, 2005
    Posts: 1,436

    oldcarfart
    Member

    don't panic, some people have all the time in the world for newsgroups, some don't, just enjoy and contribute when you feel like it. for every poster there are 10+ lurkers.



     
  12. Dear Curious Chuck,

    Just post a bunch of smart-***ed answers (similar in nature to this one) and eventually you'll get where I am. Tee Hee- one more post and I get to be a Member!!! :D

    Come to think of it, I've been called a member before - but that wasn't quite the term she used...
     
  13. HotRod60F100
    Joined: Jul 13, 2004
    Posts: 1,196

    HotRod60F100
    Member

    I think if you just stick with spreading the gospel of Trad.hot rodding you'll be ok.
     
  14. bct
    Joined: Apr 4, 2005
    Posts: 3,192

    bct
    Member

    I could never understand if FNG meant foriegn new guy or fabulous new guy .....
     
  15. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    If I asked pop - he'd call me a member first, then 'splain what a FNG was in black-and-frickin' white. of course, I was dammit chuck to him for the first 18 years of my life...
     
  16. I was Jesus Christ for the first 18 of mine.... JESUS CHRIST - WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

    JESUS CHRIST - I TOLD YOU 8 TIMES TO TAKE THE DAMNED GARBAGE OUT!!!!!

    JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!
     
  17. topless54
    Joined: Jul 7, 2005
    Posts: 200

    topless54
    Member

    exactly!:cool:



     
  18. 327mouse
    Joined: Jul 31, 2005
    Posts: 19

    327mouse
    Member
    from california

    thats me, i feel intimidated by you guys to tell ya the truth lol
     
  19. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    I get that.

    According to Mom, Pop blamed me for misplaced tools for a full seven years after I left.
     
  20. Richard
    Joined: Aug 16, 2005
    Posts: 420

    Richard
    Member
    from Rocklin,CA

    Preach brother preach,People need to spend more time wrenching and less time giving a **** what people think of you.



     
  21. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,232

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    Yer absolutely right...

    I have no idea who the **** you all are...
     
  22. At least your Dad HAD tools. My dad had a pocket knife, some epoxy glue, toothpicks, a claw hammer with a loose head, a rust hacksaw, stamped steel open end wrenches, and duct tape. Man, the **** he did with duct tape was unholy. I still get shivers thinkin' about it....
     
  23. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    You just described my late father-in-law. He'd set cars on fire with paper clips, honest. Had my wife (the Peebmonster) convinced changing oil was a daylong affair, and he save the used oil for reuse in his lawnmowers. He'd also convinced my wife that lawnmowers only lasted 2-3 years, tops.
     
  24. LMAO!! I think we married long lost sisters or did you marry my ex and I don't know it yet?
     
  25. TriFiveChevyJohn
    Joined: Apr 18, 2005
    Posts: 212

    TriFiveChevyJohn
    Member
    from TEXAS!

    You mean it's not?:confused:
     
  26. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,610

    Thumper
    Member

    Hell.........I think I got a set of those old stamped steel open ends around here somewheres......
     
  27. CG
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 2,077

    CG
    Member

    lmao at that...im 46 and havent lived at home since i was 17. if my dad is over and sees a socket on the bench he swears it must be his. hes getting senile...i lost all his **** years ago :D
     

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