Sucks that your car got fooked. I hate drunk assholes. I pulled up to the curb in front of my buddy's house one night and two drunken hags from his neighbor's party decided my deck lid looked like a good place to pass out. They hopped up, landed on their asses and laid back before I even had a chance to shut off the engine. I put it back into drive, told my buddy to hang on and stood on the go pedal. The laws of inertia worked in my favor and they both slid right off the trunk and bopped their heads on the street. We about peed ourselves laughing as they staggered away with their brand new lumpy heads. "God must love stupid people, he made so many of them." -my mom Omaha? that's nothing. They've got evacuees in L.A. and Sandy Eggo too.
A buddy of mine bought a brand new 95 Camaro after graduating high school, black, t-top car, it was about six months old when he parked it at the end of a local grocery store lot near a main st in town. It wsa parked directly across the stree from a sonic drive in, on a Fri night, and someon thoughte it would be cool to DRIVE up the hood of it with a jacked up pickup! They actually got all the way up the hood , but the windshield didn't hold up to well. Funny part is that no one at that crowded sonic saw a damn thing!
Montana has the same juvenile jerks as everywhere else. What they don't have so much of is "repeat offenders". Assholes get caught once, they usually don't want to get caught again. There's a distinct lack of liberal guideance councellor do-gooders on the public payroll convincing the assholes and the victims it's not really their fault. Not enough money in the smaller towns of the west for lawyers to get rich sueing the city or citizens on behalf of their poor misunderstood opressed victims of society. (Dickhead Assholes in other words). The farther west and away from the cities you get, the more people are expected to be responsible for their own actions and the more they're expected to deal with the consequences of what they do. "An eye for an eye" and "Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up" still seems to work well out here in the west
In a fair world, it's at worse a case of justifiable homicide. In a trial by his peers (12 hot rodders), they'd let him off and demand that he vandalize the shitheads grave stone and insist that he piss on the bastard's grave.
I say the only way to stop the senseless vandalization of hot rods is to not get even, but ahead. Anytime you see someone vandalize a hot rod--you should in retaliation, vandalize two late models. In your honor I have gone out and smashed in the windshield of my own daily driver--now someone else please get another one.
I caught some dirtball walking on the CONVERTABLE top of my old GTO when I had it. I was coming back from hockey just off one of the reservations and a couple of scumbags were looking at the car and sitting on it and walking on it. I good wap to the back of the head with my lacross stick and the shitstain went down off the car headfirst into his buddies. Said vaginal blood fart who took the header got up ready to do battle, but the tampon smear and his shithead buddies decided that an entire pissed off lacross team was not something they wanted to fight. Good thing I hadn't painted it yet, but the ORIGINAL convertable top was ruined. It tore off all the top bows and the asshat bent two of the bows walking on it.
"puked"..a "puck" is what wayne gretsky uses..man..that sucks about your car..and that gross slob was disgusting!!i would've knocked him down and taken his wallet to pay for the cleaning! creepy
Hmmm... It's easy to see from this angle that you could have closed the door on his hand until you extracted a promise from him to get out. Of course long after the incident. Long ago near frat row at UC Berkeley I watched a drunk sob making his way down Channing St atop all of the cars parked at the curb. I was running full tilt and arrived just after he hit the trunk of my car and had on foot on the roof. I threw him to the ground and saw he was completely shitfaced and stupid. What I should have done was go through his pockets and extract all cash from him and his stupid friends to pay the damage. Instead I gave him to the cops. That was stupid of me. My insurance covered the damage though. I guess insurance helped prevent murder and mayhem in that case. That's probably stretching it. Never park in front of a bar.
Aha! Next time just leave it closed. You will then be able to observe if he would gnaw off his own hand to escape like a Coyote in a spring trap. Or would he just howl like one as the anesthesia begins to wear off. My, my. I'm feeling mean today.
That dude wouldn't have made a dickhead, may a fart-stain, if even that. Couple of years ago, my buds and I were at a car show inside a local amusement park. Had stanchions and such around our cars, which were next to a ride. Come back from a cruise around to look at other cars, and there is this dude and his fine little GF leaning on our cars. Asked him if I could pat his lil' GF on the ass, which he took offense to, at which time I told them both to remove their fuckin' paws from my car. They did comply, promptly. DW
Better yet. Leave it closed. Run around the car, fire it up, take it up to 40 or so and when he opens the door to extract his hand, TURN LEFT.
I just had a similar dickhead experience. I went to festival at a local church with rides and games/etc and when I came out some ass hat had kicked in both of the headlights in my 34. I was so pissed because I had just gone back to the truck and grabbed my jacket and it was fine so within the 15 additional minutes I was there someone did it. Got me so fired up. I Quote" It would be worth him doing it just so I could catch him doing it" Lucky bastard ass people. "There's nothing more chickenshit than fucking with a mans car"
shits brah that is some funny stuff. I may have to undertake this as there was a development today. It turns out that some has i.d.ed said shit head. The guys happened to be at the bar we were drinking at earlier in the day. He was cussing and swearing at a waitress/ bar fly/ nice lady, And my cronie and I took to ruthlessly imitating him. It turns out that what made someones recollection easier, is that he already had a broken hand and it was difficult for him to get on the hood of my car...
i played rugby in college, and found that many a stray cat has a tendancy to back down when faced w/ 40+ drunken rugby players, even the f-ball boys run and hide. (never had a round w/a lacrosse team, but would bet it would be pretty even match - less sticks.) sorry 'bout the goat, but you could easily fit 3 or 4 lumps in the trunk of that beaut...
Defacing vehicles is such a common practice among a local vehicles that it is fairly common that a one's vehicle will be incapacitated by a close relative. "Tukuna bluha sni yelo" I'm glad this gentlemen was dumbfounded, slow and numb. I have known him for years and I know if the situation was to result in fisticuffs I was not qualified for the task at hand nor the repercussions to follow. Hoka Hey!
oh please. they do it because they just wanna fuck with you and your shit. to say that they're doing it because they're jealous is a stretch... some people just have a little too much time on their hands... one day they'll get whats coming to them...
Well, it sucks, but at least you caught up with him. I don't understand what people think sometimes... About the only vandalism I had was when some dipshits from where I went to high school threw an egg on the hood of my '60 Pontiac, a couple days after I first got it. I did check the parking lot up there to see if I could find the ratty blue '82 Camaro I saw pull away, but never did find anyone. I was awake and had it hosed off before it ever had a chance to set. They hammered on my dad's T-bird one night too, it was about 4 years old then, but they left some light dents in it - they were too scared to bust a window I guess, we were still awake inside. Took some balls for that, and of course insurance wouldn't do anything without a police report. Ended up getting hit and run with it in a bar parking lot a couple years before the suspension finally fell off, by then it didn't matter much. But the whole reason I have this Chevy now is because of some "inner city minority youths" decided it would be fun to throw rocks at it and break all the windows out (except the left door, through some miracle). I'm thinking about putting another hood on it because of all the dings in this one - those little bastards that you about have to use a torch and shrink out. The roof is loaded with them, too, and the headliner while reasonable is original and weak enough that pulling it out will probably destroy it. There is even a couple dents in the dash top. I don't care all that much, it's going to be a beater (plan is to use True-Value Rust-X laquer paint on it - and NOT flat black, the stuff is tintable), but it so discouraged the guy who had it, he sold it to the guy I bought it from. It just so happened this guy already had three or four cars to mess with. So when he wanted to get rid of it, I got it cheap. I remember as a kid on a trip to PA eating somewhere and seeing a bunch of little kids go by, maybe ranging from 5-10, and leaving and seeing them smashing the shit out of the glass in about a '56 Chevy pickup behind a building up the road. I wanted to stop and call the cops, but at the time I was 13 or 14 and my folks didn't give a shit, so.. but lord help the person I catch messing with my car. A golf club, saw a nice iron or wedge, is plenty legal to carry and will take someone's nose clean off -
I carry a ball bat in my trunk for just such "problems". Only ever had "vandalism" issues once...some assface decided to spit a big throat chunk onto the hood of my Cadillac...guess i was lucky that's all it was...wiped right off and no one ever the wiser, but I guess he was lucky too, cuz i woulda used that bat to relocate his nuts onto his chin...I'm never a violent person, but all i ask for is the same kinda respect back that i give everybody every day. But somkeone fucks with my car and they're done. No patience, no tolerance, they're just DONE. The same goes for anyone i see messing with somebody else's car, unless it's the owner of said car beating on it himself in an act of revenge for a lack of cooperation on the part of said automobile.
I hadn't realized my Uncle had made it up to South Dakota-he's sorta known around his parts for crashin' in people's cars (he's Mexican/Apache though-wrong tribe I guess)
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