Story: Desert Duel - Part 5

“********************…I blew the motor”, I think as I lift and punch up “N” on the pod. I blip the throttle, and stare incredulously as the tach needle responds. I look up. The T/A is losing speed.

Quickly, I punch up “D”, tip back in, and whip into the far left lane. The Hemi responds. I make a quick mental note to donate large sums of money in the name of the man who designed the heart of this wonderful beast. I pull alongside the Trans Am.

The rat ******* rolls down his window.

The expression of pain, suffering, and utter defeat defies description. For a moment, I feel sorry for the guy…He probably poured his soul into the dying hulk coasting towards the summit and its now visible CHP patrol. Then I remembered: This guy is the Rat *******.

Our eyes meet. For a moment, dead silence. I search for something to say.

“Nice piece of lawn art ya got there, boy!”, I say as I smile and wave. The guy’s jaw drops. Mission accomplished. I ease back into the throttle as the CHP pulls up behind the mortally wounded T/A, lights flashing.

I get off at the Searchlight exit, just before Stateline…Don’t want to take a chance on a border roadblock. It seems the logic behind driving 300 miles for dinner has…thrown a rod, so to speak.

 

What do they put in the water in Detroit?

 

The exploding can story was far more entertaining.

Did you start at part five, or have I missed 1-4?

At first it seems like you were in the TA, then later on it seems you were in something else with a hemi.

Whats CHP? C-something Highway Patrol? Cant be, "and its now visible CHP patrol. " is in the story. That would use "patrol" twice in a row.

Confused.

 

theres five sepreate posts. i linked them tgether progressivly going forward. find part one and it has a link to part two ect

 

Yah - prolly too long for here.

 

I found them all and enjoyed them. I wish I could even begin to write stories like this.

 

One hell of a story.

Thanks

 

"Well let me tell ya story 'bout a man named Jed

Had a Chrysler Hemi ...couldn't keep the ****er fed

Then one nite he was tapping on some cooze.......

The ***** came so hard she kicked over his booze........."


ROFLMAO

 

for future referance if you try to post it all in one post and it doesnt work post your 'parts' in replies to your own thread then you dont have to go hunt for the next part

good story btw